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/brit/
Matthew Robinson
Jonathan Hall
FUCK BOG FART DRUMPF TARD
John Rogers
March 2015.
>8/10 thicc white qt gf
>insecure
>depressed
>anxiety
>got bullied in school by staceys
>way out of my league
>only was my gf due to circumstance
>she threw a small gathering which i attended
>bang
>bang again
>start texting her
>shes quite nice
>make gf
>bang few more times
>my lads dont like her
>im mean
>she's sensitive
>give her a huge one
>argue
>split up
i actually peaked at 17
Ryder Phillips
didn't read a word of this
Daniel Brooks
Fun Fact: Today is the only day of the calendar year that is named after two days of the week - Monday Thursday
The more you know.
Jonathan Cruz
the self-proclaimed bf
Xavier Flores
OI!!! JANNY!!!
Michael Gutierrez
the fuck is a cup of rosy?
Caleb Fisher
just had a 40 minute shower and maybe 30% of the coconut oil has come out
I fucked it up lads
Jaxson Parker
What are you on about?
Levi Price
>Voyager
Its bad that DS9 handled the whole Marquis plot better than the show it was meant for.
Matthew Morgan
I find women intensely sexually attractive.
Daniel Fisher
fuck off with this coconut oil nonsense you mong
Jason Harris
>2017
>still no trailer for Skyrim 6
Austin Turner
can't take german flag posts seriously with the possibility that ikibey could be behind them
David Brown
Do you smoke, Paul?
Liam Smith
my scalp already feels better though
Owen Wright
update: had a delicious peri peri chicken meal, really enjoyed it
Jaxson Ross
voyager is pure kino you plebeian
Hudson Reyes
bit gay
Ayden Taylor
feel like a 'zza for luncheon
Tyler Hill
Can't see several veins on your forearms and bicep?
Newsflash buddy: You're a runt.
Liam Ross
I believe that the Anglo legacy is the complete anihilation of the German nation.
Elijah Davis
alri fatlad
Aaron Stewart
What was his problem with this pizza
Ethan Baker
the german legacy is the complete annihilation of the german nation
Jonathan Moore
Men kan nooit hebben te veel dikte.
Angel Butler
when people say girls get wet they don't actually mean wet right? it's slang for something else?
Dominic Peterson
G R E A S E
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Noah Sanders
what does vaginal discharge taste of?
Oliver Baker
keep quiet im preachin
Robert Peterson
no they get absolutely sopping wet
Easton Brooks
looks like a great 'go 'za
Christopher Jackson
No, their vagina actually gets moist
Can get absolutely dripping if you're doing it right, depends on the girl though.
Landon Harris
why the FUCK don't normies care about reviewbrah?
Aiden Gomez
>/brit/ has become an episode of "Der Kraut has a massive moan, thinking it's r9k"
0/10
Jack Hernandez
'g 'o 'g 's 'z 'f 'l
Parker Collins
Bags of salt and sandy coins
Jeremiah Lewis
hmm does phil greaves post here?
Brandon Hughes
having a hard time decoding this post
William Smith
rosy lee = tea
just threw a piping hot cup of one down me maw
Eli Myers
In the ancient near east, it was considered shameful to shave your beard.
In the bible record, some of King Davids men were captured and had their beards shaved as a humiliation...when recovered, David responded by allowing them to wait in solitude until their beards grew back before they returned to their posts.
Females don't have beards.
Why should men try to emulate females?
It's like a lion trying to cut it's mane.
Lincoln Wright
dresden wasn't enough
Aiden Mitchell
I could pull saliva-like threads from the vag of my ex like with my fingers in this pic
Brody Ramirez
sister is on her period lads, her tits always look so puffy and tight
Camden Campbell
sucking a nigger
Benjamin Stewart
nigging a sucker
Juan Young
hmm interesting
Nathaniel Foster
any lads done one of these flu camp things? considering it
Jayden Hughes
mate
Austin Russell
youtube.com
wtf is this shit
How does youtube allow this shit?
A fucking real life pedo and some girl he probably abducted
it's not even the worst one I've found, there was another one of some fat creepy old man going around kids parks talking to children and saying creepy pedo shit
Charles Jones
You ever see parents that literally feed their children Valium, blues an diazepams as if it's normal? I thought the Eminem song was a meme but my best mate grew up with a casual benzo addiction from 12 onwards because of his parents prescribing it to every menial problem. Sore head? Take a Valium. Sore tummy? Take a diazepam. All the same shit innit?
Henry Wood
Why are yanks so obsessed with black people?
Adrian Sullivan
send us a pic lad xx
Camden Rogers
*listens to free bird while doing drugs*
John Turner
keep watching porn
Brayden Roberts
it's a honeypot
we've all just been put on a list
Ryan Cox
hello norfolk
Blake Gutierrez
feel lonely even though i'm sitting in an office full of people.
Henry Gomez
some extremely rubbish posting going on in this thread
Brandon Jones
im glad the aussies live so far away that they're only here to annoy daytime /brit/ instead of later when the thread gets good again.
Anthony Brown
not sure if i want to look for these or not
Ethan Wright
*toots on you*
Leo Lopez
aussie posters are great
Anthony Robinson
...
Thomas Perry
look like George Soros
Adam Miller
she's absolutely disgusting these days
plus there's a pornstar who looks exactly like her anyway
Nathaniel Ramirez
boggles my mind that yanks have to be taught not to stick sharp objects in their ears
Henry Cox
gotta let me in
let the fun begin
Jack Hall
>tfw brown eyes
James Gray
went for a day out in london lads
it did NOT go well
dailymail.co.uk
Sebastian Lee
why are black parents so mean
Matthew Rodriguez
phimo is the biggesr mong to ever go on /brit/
Chase Clark
*brap*
Cameron Reed
why do leftists who hate the white working class always assume that white working class people are inherently white supremacists that side with rich whites over working class non-white people?
why can't i dislike both? i feel no sympathy for either.
Lucas Reed
begone mudblood
Austin Flores
apparently peanut butter and sriracha is a great sauce for instant noodles
going to try that for lunch
Camden Mitchell
*closes the door in your face*
Gabriel Morgan
>need a smart phone to do faceapp
Michael Williams
Alexa, how long can the average human hold their breath?
Alexa, find me nearby bridges
Alexa, add rope and bricks to my shopping list
Nathaniel Evans
*PRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFTTPPPPPPPP*
Nicholas Perry
I know that feel
Samuel Robinson
anyone play binding of isaac a lot? I have like 400 hours and all the DLC's. still only got like 40% of the achivements lol
Brayden Martinez
Feeling a little tired lads, maybe it's time to die
Grayson Diaz
...
Leo Young
Why on earth would you attempt drowning as a suicide method. Your last moments would be horrible, filled with anguish and regret
Jeremiah Hernandez
*BRAP BRAP BRAP BURRRRRRRRRRRFPFPFPFPF*
Nathaniel Kelly
Yeah they're called Americans
Cooper King
...
Jack Reyes
just like every other day then
Julian Martin
phimo looks like THAT?
Dominic Smith
would definitely have a crack at myself
Nicholas Hernandez
Alexa, how quickly could I be in France?
Alexa, what do French girls like?
Alexa, add arab men to my shopping list
Lincoln Reyes
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP SCHLOMP*
Austin Long
300 hours 100%
loser
Henry Thomas
this is my mates
I've only got 20 hours
Nolan Garcia
Alexa, how many tinder matches have I got?
Alexa, play "Things Can Only Get Better"
Luis Martinez
you would make an excellent femboi
David Baker
suicide idea: wait for a thunderstorm, then go outside holding a copper rod
Asher Lopez
Shocking lid though mate