>country
>pick your best friend from the list
>explain why
Italy
Emperor
No drawbacks
>country
>pick your best friend from the list
>explain why
Italy
Emperor
No drawbacks
Adepta Sororitas
I can still fuck her corspe
And how do you propose to wreck an Adepta Sororitas? She can wreck you easily, son.
The Necron seems chill. But I guess Guardsman is the best probably.
Adepta is fucking nice, but it'll just make me constantly horny without an outlet so it's kind of terrible.
I let her tank it is bound to happen
chastity belt
mars forged chastity-belt
Ye guardsman is best but he Dies. Tragically
We'd die together - I wouldn't leave a comrade alone.
Emprah, obviously.
Why is there no Emperor r34?
Son of Nurgle, friendship is worth the space aids.
The noise marine.
All the cons become pluses in the long run so.
he will insert benis in uranus. that's disgusting.
Immortality is worth once off buttsex
let's spice things up. I can't decide on this one.
Khornate Berzerker honestly that sounds fun
Yeah I thought so. Actually I have 3 in my book:
undivided
khorne
tzeentch
But with Khorne... are you aware you will either become a boxer or you're not gonna make it through the week? Also you gonna be on bloodlust, so no family or gf for you, only anger and fights
>Slaanesh
you get bored after years of degeneracy, what's the point?
>Tzeentch
You get played like a fiddle
Only Khorne and Nurgle are fine, but i'm an edgy fuck so Mark of Khorne
Indecisive mollusc all the way
anyone wanna practice sc2 on EU server?
im diamond zerg 3800mmr
Khornate Berserker for me because of the obvious benefits.
this is some gay shit OP
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Guardsman
Doesn't matter if he dies, I get his hot sister.
>Emperor
>Because he loves me
Space Marine, but only if he is an ultrasmurf or salamander.
Of course its going to be the guardsmen. He is the only one who is both good and has nothing horrible attached to him. He is the only option which also gives you a waifu.
Yes he dies tragically at some point but we've met death before, well meet it again and maybe it will hurt a little less each time.