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janny won't allow this thread to survive sorry lad

anime

the janitor answers to me

i dont get how so many poor 3rd worlders manage to immigrate to nice countries when immigration controls are quite high?

eaten too much lads, help

sorry it's late I was having a haircut

janny i DEMAND you remove this pornographic FILTH from my innocent eyes

immigration controls are only high for people moving to equivalent HDI countries retard

why in films do they always flick the needle and squirt some out
real doctors don't do that

'gees

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get the air out

air bubble in the blood stream could be bad news Tbh

ah yes

the future generation of doctors and astrophysicists

Did you know that jannies dont even ban people or delete threads themselves? They just approve of reports or not

so i quickly switch nationalities to pakistan or wherever i can move to Australia or America really easily?

kmart or target lads?

(poms need not reply)

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Reifags need not apply

no

big w

well don't just stand there get these engineers, nurses, lecturers, carers and fruit pickers in here!!

Maybe it was because he hates English people you fucking tool. Also when going abroad you realise foreigners aren't all native English speakers, they probably can't differentiate between an irish, Australian or English accent.

if i get less than 1 (you)s ill do it (death self)

you are poms in the sun

these people are probably twice as poor as anybody ITT, but look at the size of their property

baffling. This country needs fucking lebensraum, and I don't care how we get it.

>73537183

fuck off cunt im of irish heritage and my family has been here for over 200 years

want nothing to do with you

that's not big lad

>the gay district

you're a bit soft in the head desu

what am I supposed to be seeing here, that place is tiny

Fuck. It's the size of a fucking park.
>The """"""united"""""" """""""kingdom"""""""" of """"""""""""great"""""""" shitain and poorthern direland

figuratively me

thats a park in the UK

you've never seen rural queensland mate

Yeah but that house is made of wood it's so flimsy. Probably shakes in the wind.

Brick and mortar houses are superior

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she likes it, sounds like a right laugh cutting about all the trannies

irish are poms in the potato field

*goes for a brisk jog around the contours of my apartment*

property, not house, you daft bastards, whoever that is owns everything up to the trees

could turn that house to dust with a single elbow

>lebensraum

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you're going to meet a Thai girl?

awful music

really hate non-whites

This would cost in excess of 500,000 pounds in the UK

racist?

kek the garden is unironically as big as a park

there is, however, such thing as too much lebensraum, because then this happens

It's more land than my neighbours have, bearing in mind these are two doctors (both cambridge) in south east england.

ye

>be aussie
>have to walk around house with water and supplies
cant make this shit up

medal's in the post

every single newbuild house in Australia has this door

Honestly couldn't run around that yank property you'd collapse of exhaustion before hand

this would be worth a minimum of £2 million in the UK
£20 million in London

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wtf the current year is scary!

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Yeah, friends from uni, at least I assume she's a girl and hasn't been pulling a fast one for 3 years

Fuck off this guy is probably a millionaire

on what planet do you live mate

ah yes, banned from /tg/ once more

manifestly unfair

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we should just reintegrate Australia or Canada into the UK and pretend nothing ever happened desu. We could all have big fucking houses, all of us.

Who calls Scotland Alba?

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I'll post you cunt

twats

houses are cheaper in the UK than Australia you dumb cunt

Think more like 2.5 million and 25 million desu

Sounds like you were being a stupid cunt, but then why would you be here on /br- oh

stay in touch, I be in silom in about 15 minutes from my place.

fuck off m8 half of the UK already lives here we don't want more

H-hey most people turn their lofts into master bedrooms now so that should be 1,200 square feet!

you get more for your money in australia

why

a quarter of those and you're in the region in the region (assuming just the house)

>having to take people from the 18th century in order to stay relevant
think this speaks more about the other "countries" than it does about the anglo

not even lying, anybody with a middle class UK income could probably afford these places

we're being cucked by fucking redneck twats

>why yes sir, I would like to buy _just_ the house
>what do you mean I need to buy the land? I'm only living in the house

do they "integrate" well

dont fancy a 4 hour commute every day though

they have more space. this is normal. what do you want?

>he says, whilst being stuffed into a packed, delayed Southern train for 4 hours

business idea: land reclamation in doggerland

most of them are retirees who came in the 60s and 70s but you have newer arrivals who whinge about absolutely everything

What do you reckon they're up to?

canberra looks better than most of the UK

Of course they could, you'd be living in a very boring area with zero culture and nothing to do though

yea but do you get decent (ie non chavs) because of muh australian style points system right? or does that not work

dunno lad
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this is like our Barrat, click on any company and they will all have that fucking door

more space, obviously, you fucking MONG

Their front garden is literally the size of Wales

bizarre when footy players get disappointed after a loss

you're paid a milly a year to chad out take it easy lad

not very good at this are you?

you sure that wont just become noggerland

nah london is worse than sydney and melbourne combined

You can get a place like this with a swimming pool etc. for about £100k here.

ah yes lets build an entire giant region of barratt houses and A roads