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>Don't you fucking dare until 310 or I WILL alert the jan man
Edition

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Guys I can't cum using a condom
What do?

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I SIT BACK WITH THIS PACK OF ZIG ZAGS AND THIS BAG OF THIS WEED GIVES ME THE SHIT NEEDED TO BE THE MOST MEANEST MC

/cum/ using a condom

*chokes*

Cīņā iet ir brīva vīra daļa,
Cīņā mirt ir brīva vīra daļa

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Doing some thinks

Did some thinks

stop using condoms
you blew it hard than ur mom blew me

A couple of hambeasts are bitching about Drumpf in the student union buds

HEEM 'em

share your opinions with them, or stop listening in on their conversation

I can't, they're pretty serious Bernie antifa people

Apparently this year's Pride is supposed to go all the way to Washington

>share your opinions with them, or stop listening in on their conversation

Fuck you nigger i do what I want

How's Passover going buds?

*alerts the authorities*
Oops

*pulls down my pants*
The cops can't un-rape you

apparently Ahmadinejad isn't actually going to run for president and he was just filling for someone else

bit disappointing

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*listens to eminem*
*plays diablo 3*

feels like the 90s buds

The kids are ready, just ganna send it

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whoa....

We need a second ______

Why do people like you support the shia islam radicals and denounce the sunni? They are both brown apes, is it just because they are allied with Russia and you see them as some kind of opposition to the western elite that you are dissatisfied with?

if you look like that, you shouldn't post your photos online

immigration influx to help with our shrinking elderly population and economic problems

please no

hitler

Shia is the cooler part of Islam. Ismailism in particular. Whereas Sunni is dumb megachurch tier shit and ISIS's caliphate is just whigger nationalism for sandniggers

Iran is also very based, historically and today for various reasons.

I don't really care too much about Russia and I would like to see them contained in Eastern Europe but yes, the Shia are opposed to ZOG and will destroy the Jewish state

We're already one of the only Western countries with a normal age distribution, what more do you want

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Reminder that the North Pacific is American clay

Testicle is LITERALLY the size of an egg buds

Inshallah brothers

>whigger nationalism
>ZOG

Is frog twitter leaking or are their terms becoming more common?

you realize ZOG is a very old word?

yeah, a caviar egg

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is she calling herself ugly?

I bet she calls herself a slut when she buys burgers from Burger King instead of McDonalds

Does anyone have the /cum/ifed version

Think I may watch raimi's quick and the dead but not sure might get interrupted watching it

Wish I had a Canadian bf buds

Tell me leafs, are the Habs always a disappointment?
Little bit gay

>Born too late to go to a brothel
>Born too early fuck an android qt
>Born just in time to smoke copious amounts of weed and jerk off to hentai
Such is life in the 21st century

gonna eat lunch

wish me luck

>Wish I had a Canadian bf buds

i wake up to shitpost on /cum and this is what you post

>shame on you

Go to the Netherlands or Las Vegas.

"So user, why's their gap in your employment?"
Would the best answer be that you had a sick family member?

Fuck you, I was about to take a nap

What are you doing this weekend bud

Say that you had a sick family member and had to stay home and help care for your siblings or something

Why can't nobody of you be like him? This person do fucking lid and I'm not even gay.

'Big industry constantly requires a reserve army of unemployed workers for times of overproduction. The main purpose of the bourgeois in relation to the worker is, of course, to have the commodity labour as cheaply as possible, which is only possible when the supply of this commodity is as large as possible in relation to the demand for it, i.e., when the overpopulation is the greatest. Overpopulation is therefore in the interest of the bourgeoisie, and it gives the workers good advice which it knows to be impossible to carry out. Since capital only increases when it employs workers, the increase of capital involves an increase of the proletariat, and, as we have seen, according to the nature of the relation of capital and labour, the increase of the proletariat must proceed relatively even faster. The... theory... which is also expressed as a law of nature, that population grows faster than the means of subsistence, is the more welcome to the bourgeois as it silences his conscience, makes hard-heartedness into a moral duty and the consequences of society into the consequences of nature, and finally gives him the opportunity to watch the destruction of the proletariat by starvation as calmly as any other natural event without bestirring himself, and, on the other hand, to regard the misery of the proletariat as its own fault and to punish it. To be sure, the proletarian can restrain his natural instinct by reason, and so, by moral supervision, halt the law of nature in its injurious course of development.'

i work saturday and sunday

so ive got my days off now, gonna hang out and play dnd with some bros all day

Sounds like fun

*tells you to work on your day offs and takes away dnd*

lol

I have awoken very angry

y

bye canada!

blueberry bagel and coffee?

Yes, this is way better than the sweet of release of death.

no canadian bf
probably

Goodnight Danmark

finishing things is hard

more

and goodbye to you ameri-chan

Do you think they have much gay sex in the US Army?

I know they do in the Australian one

Should I be worried if my semen tastes spicy?

you should be worried about being a fag

im not gay

sup fags

I want to talk with an American.

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we're not home please leave a message after the beep

*beep*

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I've heard that Americans are superhumans. I think it would be a great pleasure to talk with you guys.

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Hello

Great pleasure to meet you.

Likewise, toothpaste

Gettin my antibiotics via IV as per usual buds
Lunch in 2 hours wonder what I ordered

If you're Dutch, you ain't mutch

does anyone still watch better call saul?

as per usual?
do you not have an immune system??

Thank you great burger I'm in awe.
Well I guess so compared with you guys I'm nuthing.

the sopranos is one of the most overrated tv shows
even in season 1, half of the episodes are filler tier

I think colgate is coming onto me guys, what should I do?

Who? The toothpaste brand?

Every 8 hours for the staph infection in my balls bud
At least another two weeks of this I guess

rubbing too many of your students' gym socks on your junk?

No I fuked ur mum

btfo

Who is on college here? Or has a job?

Let's look at should /cum/ be awake and active map.

I'm in college and have a job on campus.