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Wales appreciation Edition

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south wales

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favourite monster?

hm

>165cm

Kimberley Nixon

'Choon: youtu.be/DJr1fcTKtbQ

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got t'ballbag hanging out the side of my boxers

If i wasn't blessed by height and good looks there would be no hope for me in this world.

TY based genetic lottery

miia

if you're not a manlet, get the fuck out, you don't belong here.

I truly believe in eugenics and we should be killing off manlets to clean the gene pool.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

NEED a tall gf

>I do indeed drag my dogshit and chewing gum encrusted shoes all over my cheap carpet and ugly laminate floors! I am, after all, a working class piece of human garbage!

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how tall was he?

>need to go outside soon

>garbage
fuck off yank

>tfw 6 ft

phew..

>not tiny dancer

Reading is a shithole

Awful place

need a gf who will hit on me, sit on me, and shit on me

Using that FaceApp thing made me realise I have an ugly smile. I look handsome when I'm just neutral but when I smile I just look odd.

Sad!

get

the

fuck

out

reminder an elite penis is 8inch long, 6 inches wide, uncut but with a naturally limited amount of foreskin, literally nothing makes a girl's pussy wetter than a dick like that

hope you get splattered by a bus while you're out there you horrible little anime runt

north wales has beautiful landscape

if only the people here weren't so abhorrently left wing and obsessed with the welsh language. would help actually bring some business over here and help our stagnant 1970s-tier economy if some English entrepreneurs invested here

When I was a kid I did karate and was too good for the class. There was no advanced class for me so I had to wait for the lower belt runts to get up to speed and the instructor has less time for me because he had to give more attention to the lower runts. I ended up getting so bored I quit right before black belt, giving up the natural skill and talent I had.

I imagine this is what its like for people that don't have grammar schools. Labour peasants dragging everyone else down to their level

should've had guns

I've never liked Tiny Dancer, and I've listened to 13 of Elton John's albums. It's not even in the top 20 of his best songs. None of his hits are that great. The best stuff is all deep tracks in the albums: youtu.be/d-QD7CWVMyM

>Not having hardwood floors and/or victorian tiled floors

Lol, you're clearly some insecure lower-middle class type trying to shit on those below you for some trivial trait you think separates you from them. Quite fascinating.

>tfw long elephant trunk foreskin

Nothing makes my mouth water more than that either. Just want to get fucked HARD by an alpha male with a big, aesthetic dick just once in my life.

>ideal bf's height japanese women think
hmm
the answer why japanese are so short

Pics

good thread

post more karen

felix a cute

Might do something of questionable legality

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no shoes: normal house
shoes: student house

False, you know what really makes a pussy wet? A good personality.

Scots > wales > irish > ang*os

fucg that was ideal gf's height i mistook

this one is ideal bf's height

Ah yes, let's turn Wales into another bit of England just because right wing greedy runts like you whine.

why do the alt-right complain about whites being outbred when really they should be off having as many kids as they want?

do japanese above 175 exist

slippers are shoes for indoors

>believing Dio's numbers
An ancient British force being even close to 230,000 is a ridiculous notion. More reasonable estimates would be 50,000

>post more karen
ok

>Japlets

>United States uses largest non-nuclear bomb in Afghanistan against Islamic State caves
noice

i'd very much appreciate if all british posters stopped posting

women don't want to have kids with the alt-right

>7.5 inches long and 5.75 wide
>Uncut without a floorskin
>Still a kv

yeah but a dick like that does too come on lettuce be real t

How easy is it for a white 7-8/10, 6''4 man with a reasonable willy to get laid in Japan?

Chaser is having a 'mare

Non whites breed like rabbits and live off benefits. Whites tend to have a sense of responsibility

maybe the alt right should be less alt right then?
do they have no concept of hiding their power level?

>tfw no feminine anime posting bf
REEEEEEEE

sometimes wish my cat would turn into a cute catboy trap

It's been over a thousand years and the English invaders have yet to assimilate.

>slippers
alri granddad

>tfw 184cm

Need a slanty eyed gf.

If I was good looking, I'd be extremely narcissistic

I would spend entire days outside just so people can admire my face

Slippers are for geriatrics and middle-aged women that have given up.

Better than turning it into a refugee haven

anime

alri 12 year old

sandwich cutting

2 rectangles < 4 triangles < 2 triangles < 4 squares

hmm only 7.1% of japanese women think your height is ideal

My honest opinion. Elton John is my absolute favourite musician but he's known for his formulaic ballads with the broadest appeal and the poppiest chord progressions. Everything he does is quality, but the absolute best stuff doesn't get air time on the radio or make the charts: youtu.be/fVBW8kxLg8c

Enjoy your dirty floors

why do i keep seeing this ugly image of karen with a potato get posted?

>floorskin
ew

enjoy your cold feet

why yes... *cough cough* *wheeze*

i was born in... *splutter* the early 90s... *cough*

oh blutty hell where's me reading glasses...

Y E S
JAP WAIFU HERE I COME

can i get some ßoße on this?

Business idea: get in on this sex for rent game

>footwear built for the indoors? no thanks i'll wear my dog shit riddled outdoor shoes inside thanks

he's always a bit shit

Depends what the filling is. Just ham or something, 4 squares.
If it's more substantial like bacon/sausage or messy like tuna triangles or rectangles are better.

>cutting a sandwich
only mongs with woman hands do this

NEEEEEEED an anime posting bf tbqhwy lads
Do they like short boys?

well, here's me

that's for japanese men though surely

not even a fedora but how is "dying for my sins" in any way impressive if a) I never asked him to, b) he was literally back within 3 (three) days), c) he is supposedly god and can't die any way

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I'm sorry but triangles are inherently superior to the rectangular approach

>not cutting cutting your sandwich into two small triangles and two larger trapeziums

Stay pleb kiddo

2 triangles > leaving it whole > 2 rectangles > 4 triangles > 2 squares

do you walk around barefoot or in socks?

Absolutely HOOOWWWWLIIIIING at the military band playing the darth Vader theme tune when Mummy May visited

the welsh powerhouse

>he wasn't born between 1997-1999

marry me

>yanks wear shows inside AND have carpet in their kitchen so the dogshit on their shoes clings to the carpet

vile

just a friendly reminder that karen is a pirate and hapa