forgot it was Easter and all the bottle-os are closed so now I can't drink

> forgot it was Easter and all the bottle-os are closed so now I can't drink

Streuth

Why would you want to do that?

Pubs are open

>being rural
How's the meth addiction coming along?

>Bought a bottle earlier
>It's already half empty

> WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DRINK ON A FRIDAY PUBLIC HOLIDAY
fuck off

do strayans celebrate easter?

Today's Holy Friday, not Easter

Ate some fish. Should give me some energy to neck half a tenpack of pingas later

I GAVE UR MUM'S HOLE FRIDAY A DICK LMAO

There's always petrol

Where do you live?

t. Gippslander

it's all "easter" here mate

Why do "Aussies" call it the Easter Bunny instead of the Easter Bilby? Be Australian cunt.

>tfw same thing happened to me
>tfw remembered that i still have a quart of rum

Never felt such relief lads

Grab a goonie m8

we call it good friday actually
>Good Friday
>regular Saturday
>Easter Sunday
>Easter Monday

I can't celebrate Easter because I have assignments to do

Every school I've gone to found a reason to give good friday off. They call it either something like "spring holiday" or "staff development day."

>have assignments to do
>haven't studied in fucking weeks
>mid-sem exams next week
>failing every unit
>still on Sup Forums

just end me

It's called Holy Saturday user

is it the Easter Pademelon in Tasmania?

For Sup Forums, it's Easter from now until the celebration of the resurrection of a certain holy man

Nah don't be silly mate. Easter Thylacine obviously

actually it's called easter saturday

It goes Good friday, and Easter saturday-monday.

Easter Saturday is the Saturday after Easter

>my burgundy sweater is getting delayed delivery because of fucking easter

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT MY BURGUNDY SWEATER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf

get out

>sweater
you mean jumper you fuck

I bet you wear hoodies with fucking jeans you mong

Why do Australians forget Easter?

I don't think I own a pair of jeans anymore

>tfw at work later on

Do you guys have just as bad of a problem with meth in rural areas as we do?

Yes, it's pretty widespread amongst labourers in the cities too.

>2017, not having a spirit cabinet and or wine rack. Are you 18?

It's pretty fucking bad.

But thankfully heroin is really cheap atm and making a comeback too.

So soon we'll have the best of both worlds.

only good part is that I get 300% for today so it almost feel like working in western country for one day

>Move to the city for uni
>Mid sem break and haven't made any denecent friends since it's a second rate school and everyone is a liberal degenerate
>family and friends are all 100km+ away
Don't even have internet since the landlord wanted to charge extra and I'm not going to let him scam me. Sitting alone in a mostly close shopping centre for the free wifi. Even the library is closed.
Just fucking kill me

What city la? could use some friends

Bit gay

I've felt that woe too many times, I have a reserve stock tucked away that I try and forget about until the time calls for it.

We're supposed to fast today, though.

Do Americans genuinely not celebrate Easter?

>not having booze and beer at home at all time..
Plebs.
Not northern Sweden either.

This.
Northern Sweden (and the rest of Sweden) just stays home from work, gets drunk as fuck and kids comes looking for candy then run when drunk people people open the door kek.
Already halfway through my bottle of whisky.

We do celebrate Easter.

The peer pressure is setting in.

don't EVER fucking reply to me again. I'm blocking you

>tfw we have semana de la cerveza
>tfw we have nightclubs every day of the tourism week

Feels good.

My dad drove some meth head to the gold coast as an Uber driver. Apparently the guy was organizing a deal in the car and offered him ice if he drove to the dealers.