tfw you live 10 000 km away of civilisation

> tfw you live 10 000 km away of civilisation

>tfw you live 11052 KM away of civilisation

what do you mean? madagascar is right there

>Le Tampon
Is this a joke?

I haven't been out of the Central valley of California in a long ass time so no I don't know your feels.

I'd like to travel but I'm grounded because of alcoholism.

kek. almost as stupid as wagga wagge

I could be worse, you could actually be living in France.

please stop drinking so much baka

Is Réunion pronounced as "ray-uni-on"?

Wait a minute, that flag

You're lucky, at least you will have time to react if WWIII starts. Also do you have to worry about being robbed while going shopping (or hunting idk). I can't even relax in my own house.

poo

It's pronounced poo-in-loonion

BANTZ so good POO BTFO LoLz xDxD

good one Australia

i had a friend from mauritius.

he tells me its a multicultural paradise with no racism and religious tolerance. is it true?

> no racism
> Mahorans are treated like shit

Pick one

...

>being this mad over a meme
lel
Thanks Yank

Based New Zealand

Why did Mayotte vote to join a French department?
Also what benefits would Mayotte as an overseas department on 31 March 2011 which also became an outermost region of the European Union on 1 January 2014, following the 2009 referendum vs their previous status before the referendum?

stop drinking, get your shit together and get outta the valley. i have quite some friends who went in and out of the path you're in, and they do a lot better once they pull it together and move out.

Because they hate comorians idk

>He thinks I'm mad
Every time I'm mad, I remind myself that literally 1/4 of Australia is just Pajeets and Zhangs which makes me laugh.

>he's a spherecuck

we need someone to work at 7/11 and indian takeaways for save wages

slave wages, i should say

>mfw australia will turn into our designated shitting island by 2050

>he doesn't think india will collapse with the impending tsunami of poo
superpower by 2020

So are you a white Frenchman or an African?
I know a dude from Mauritius and he's mixed, is that common there?

>He doesn't know that all 1.2 billion Indian will move to Australia and make it their colony when that happens

>Mahorans
I thought it was an unihabited island when the French showed up. There were dodos though

My skin is white. I don't know my ancestors.

Many of us are mixed.

So how's the economy there, and are migrants common?

Unemployment rate is 30%, poverty 52%.

Migrants are mostly shitskins from Mayotte.

Do you speak Créole ?

Oui mi koze kreol petit zoreil

>petit zoreil
pas de brimades stp

Ce n'est pas un terme péjoratif mon ami