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The Korean War Edition

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cara

FUCK BOG FART JUNG UN

we're in here until the bump limit

The so-called mum is insisting that I visit my younger sister who's very ill in hospital on Sunday afternoon, at EXACTLY the time Man Utd vs Chelsea. Just about had enough of this family of mine desu

>Legalising guns in Britain

Oh, yes, oh, yes indeed. A generally miserable populace with suppressed anger issues relying on the police to sort their problems out and can't live their life without the government telling them how to live it, stuck on a tiny cramped grey island where most of the people have nothing to do but go to the pub and drink and the youth are becoming more sexualised and laddish the younger they are, never too far away from a chav council estate no matter how nice a place you live. British nightclub violence a nightly occurrence but now with guns. Increasing knife crime but replaced with guns. Old people living in bungalows scared of Polish scam artists or young people breaking into their homes, but now with guns.

And that's not even mentioning the pikeys.

Yeah, stick your """freedom""" up yer arse

her illness can wait mate

savage

Can't believe what happened to Cheadle

the war is coming
i would be drafted

in case of britain in a state of war, will you gladly enlist to defend your homeland?

Christian names:
> Joshua
> Matthew
> John
> Joseph
> Emmanuel
Muslim names:
> Muhammad
> Abdullah
> Rasheed
> Ahmed
> Hassan
Atheist names:
> Sagan
> Dawkins
> Neil
> Darwin
> Nye
Really makes you think.

glad i saw this the second time, will definetly be replying

yeah north korea invading us is a big risk

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>Patrician Tier
Christian names

>Edgy autist tier
Atheist names

>Pleb tier
Muslim names

Am I right lads ahaha

Why do people act like there's no cure for cancer?

Ever heard of anyone wealthy and important dying from cancer? Of course not, because they all have access to the cure, that's otherwise kept secret

Probably not.

Bruce has liked your post

just did a massive shit that clogged the toilet

this happens a few times a year

I am willing to die defending qt Kpop girls

I'm really, really afraid of the world ending.

When they announce the anti christ, I will know my fate.

>this 2bh

never heard of the korean war

alri luddite

Wealthy people die of cancer constantly

>anti christ
Why would there be an anti of someone that doesn't exist?

>A woman's dick and balls falls out while fighting two men on a crowded train

>woman

ahh yes very tolerant reddit

Not the true elites

huh, think they'd only die once

Steve Jobs

cheadle mentioned

also whats happened to cheadle

Were you brits even involved in it? It's a lot more important to learn here in the USA as an example of our status as world police.

I mean, it's the war that set up North Korea as a state instead of one unified Korea...

north korea isn't even bothering anyone, why are we getting involved

not cancer

Good post

for fun knob

>not defending pure, non-consumerist, empowered north-korean women

youtube.com/watch?v=A8T-kesKvC8

How are you so convinced He doesn't exist?

Satan seems to be calling the shots for the most part here on Earth. Do not be fooled by the deceiver

On about the same level as the USSR, so a token effort.

>north korea isn't even bothering anyone
What are you on about you dumb yank cunt?

Most middle eastern countries never bothered us until we started bombing them

what about (((steve jobs)))?

Wrong. they were certainly bothering our oil supply

Same with Israel, why don't people just leave them alone?

North Korea is bothering South Korea and China, its two neighbours, and threatens to nuke others constantly.

pikeys are selling freshly "picked" potatoes again lads

He was a charismatic face for the company, but not anything more than a puppet. He spent his days near the elite, but was never amongst them

Thieving cunts

china is allied with nk you idiot. they only threaten to nuke when provoked

oh wait it was cancer lol

dunno why i thought he died of asthma or something

You mean Japan and South Korea.

i laughed
and then i feeled

business idea: release all subsequent GTA titles as 'Petty Criminal Simulator: Edition (number)'

reddit

stupid runt who turned away from conventional treatments to crystals and shit

the prospect of death can really make someone go retarded

>attack a federal headquarters
>petty

They're not about petty criminals though.

well ya know when doctors tell you there's less than a 5% chance of survival what choice do you have?

he had stage 1 stomach cancer, which is easily treatable

your police force actively protects pakis as they rape white women and children
Dont know why you'd be agains Gun legalisation in Britain. Your police certainly wont protect you

Dunno why you'd take 0% over 5% though.

yes

we fought the battle of imjin river mostly on our own

You need to rebuild the North.

Can you handle that?

stick to the 5% rather than meme treatments that couldn't cure a cold that ensure 0%

pretty sure when he was diagnosed, he had a much higher cure rate but joined the meme train early to align his chakras in time

pancreatic*

about to throw this piping hot cup of rosy down me gullet
only thing that keeps me going in work

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Bender

They only do that when they want some aid. It's fine, it's how it works.

Not sure that's a good example since there aren't any treatments that can cure a cold.

very racist post

business idea: release a Fishing Simulator: Ireland edition

there aren't any treatments that can cure anything. a treatment isn't a fucking cure

*walk into /brit/ with an acoustic guitar*
*don't say a word*
*sit down cross-legged on the floor*
*clears throat*ehuuum
*starts strumming guitar very intensely*
Anger, he smiles,
Towering in shiny metallic purple armour
Queen Jealousy, envy waits behind him
Her fiery green gown sneers at the grassy ground...
*plays all of 'Axis Bold as Love' note for note as /brit/ stand amazed*

>Korean War
>Britain and America - draw

>Malay Emergency
>Britain only - victory

>Vietnam
>America only - defeat

Coincidence?

dont get fucking lippy with me mate or you'll be looking for a cure for brain damage

>Ireland
Hmm

>few hundred lads leaving 15 thousand dead chinks by a river
Bet there was some excellent patter on the way home.

DELET THIS RÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ

i've always wondered why so much is made of rorke's drift but you never hear about this battle

>drinking tea is gay
alri rasheed

made a smashing chili yesterday and the kitchen still has the smell of it

tbf literally all of those chink casualties came from US bombing

had a tinder date last night lads. went pretty well. put the ol' 'nis in her 'gina 3 times.

Don't argue semantics if you're an idiot.

broke into some paddy's house last night
kitchen reeked of chilli

yes lads
31 years old and dating a 19 year old with the body of a 12 year old boy
I am loving life

doesn't sound like much of a root then aahahahaa

*blows all of your mind*
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sXjJhm7KBII

i am arguing semantics, so I guess I am not an idiot :)

Chili is the most reddit of all foods.

OI!!!

They bother China by threatening to drag it into a war constantly. China wants a controllable leader there

Whenever I wash my hair, it becomes thick, puffed up and uncontrollable the next day, I look like a complete mong

What am I doing wrong?

Also a single British unit fought with you at the Battle of Chosin River, in which you lads literally crippled half their entire army

Might nip to Morrisons for a meal deal, you lads want owt?

I have to say I agree with this post. It's too late for us to acclimatise to having guns from them being completely banned. Maybe if they were partially legal we could get to grips with the freedom of guns, but it's too late.
Like with America, once the pandoras box is open, there's no going back. America won't cope with a sudden complete shutdown of guns

chili is an american invention, just a reminder
inb4 arguments saying it isn't because it is

I bet that 20 years down the line there'll be a huge crisis because no one from our generation will have saved the penny, so they'll vote in some government who just gives them free shit, and it'll make the discipline of those of us who save every penny possible completely pointless.