Why did George Lucas hate smokers so much?
Why did George Lucas hate smokers so much?
Because smoking is degenerate and drug dealers are even worse
Everybody hates smokers.
>Sleazebaggano
>Sleazebaggano
Is this still canon?
>Sleazebaggano
>Sio Bibble
Oh sorry, wrong thread..
Everyone does, they're subhuman filth.
It appears your communications with your brain have been disrupted
>Elan Sleazebaggano
SHIELD GENERATOR HAS BEEN HIT.
>Sleazebag
>-aggano
what did the last part mean
Wasn't Star Wars-y enough
Imagine being the kid on Christmas morning who opened up a present under his tree to find he got fucking Elan Sleazebaggano
Because he wasn't making any money off their misery and suffering, unlike the prequels.
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Sleazebaggeno the breathless?
>Sleazebaggano
Smooth, isn't it?
>Sleazebaggano
Oh George.
Smokers are scum, just like aussies, they just pretend everybody doesn't hate them.
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What kind of a fucking dealer calls his drugs ''death sticks''? That's so fucking retarded. What were you thinking George?
>Elan Sleazebaggano, the deathsticks dealer
I distinctly remember the AotC guidebook that I bought when the movie came out calling him Elan Sel'sebaggano
Sel'sebaggano is in the Balosar language, Sleazebaggano is the translation
Deepest lore
They stink and spread noxious gas around them
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What is that large prop he comes with? His home (he lives in a capsule hotel I guess?) where he rethinks his life?
it's his coffin so you can lay him to rest once the cancer reaches his liver
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I think that's a part of a bar table.
Each figure had a part of a a larger prop with it.
They did that with all the figures from the Cantina and the Sepratist council
why is Lucas such a genius when it comes to selling shit to dumb children?
Does he come with an alcoholic drink and cigarettes?
because he thinks like one
how do you pronounce Sleazebaggano?
Like Kit Fisto, but silent
b-r-y-a-n
s-i-n-g-e-r
such a subtle, clever name for that character, bravo lucas
I think think this is retarded remember the EU has Luuke and Luuuke.
>Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center
>fucking Luuuuke
jesus christ i miss the EU
>Sleazebaggano
holy fuck
Remember when they were making Force Unleashed and asked Lucas for some names for Vader's apprentice and he came up with ‘Darth Icky’ and ‘Darth Insanius.’ He wasn't kidding, he was serious. DARTH FUCKIN ICKY.
Elanthony Sleazebaggtano
Starkiller isnt any better
>Darth Icky
holy fuck every time
Sup Forums go home
It's a little better.
>Sleazebaggano
Oh, George
Is George Lucas legit the worst writer ever in history? Everything from dialogue, to names, to overall story. Just cringe from top to bottom.
get fucked dickhead
>Sleazebaggano
gets me every fucking time
jesus christ, lucas
aren't jedi supposed to be neutral or some shit
why is this obi one fucker using mindtricks to impose his own set of moralities onto someone he doesn't even know or in what situation his life is?
He's a child worth 4 billion dollars then.
because obi is a judgmental cunt and the jedi is an order of old red pilled virgins
ITT: newfags
hola reddito
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jesus christ, did every throwaway character get an action figure?
>Sleazebaggano
>Sleazebaggano
>Throw away
yeah, right
he's one of the most important figures in star wars canon
Isn't the death star of TFA named after him?
Luke's original name was Luke Starkiller
nothing wrong with smoking it's a personal freedom and choice
good day redditors
Wasn't Starkiller an established character before that