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this is the real face of mpalk, you nimkmker

well i knew you would finally come around and embrace the fins as your friends

>Bulgarian
>West Asian
>11.88%

she's honorable bulgarian

>Lidlgarians jpg

>sklavenitis

Greece wuz kingz?

youtube.com/watch?v=YIjiSXpJGe4#t=16

>Green line Vitosha is free thanks to Lidl.

How is that a bad thing? ppl can travel for free.

>tfw Lidl expanding to the US soon
>tfw Australia will follow

Lidl will be the Ikea of supermarkets soon. Worldwide.

no joking they have the best corporate behavior from all companies in Greece

maybe that's why they're dominating. the free market works!

Sklav'd

>no mcdonalds in fyromistan
>no lidl either
>we're f-first world i s-swear!

good, we'll get rid of fatmericans soon


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That's a good thing you filthy consumerist slave

Syriza on suicide watch

Guess who's building another mosque with a generous donation by the republic of t*rkey

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oh btw, Sklavenitis also acquired 361 store from marinopoulos (who declared bankruptcy) without closing one neither sacking any employees

damn i bet their imams are fatter than the local priests in my town

Hmmm should've written Islamic Republic of T*rkey

what happened to dia stores? there used to be one really close to my apartment in athens but they closed it down

it was based and i was pissed when they closed it

Are there any anti-muslim movements parties in your countries?
Here, no. We're cucked beyond redemption.

Greece - Golden Dawn I guess.
Bulgaria - UP?
Serbia - ?
Bosnia -?
Croatia -?
Romania-?
Slovenia-?

Why is balk so dead is everyone outside cause it's spring?
>muh sunny days

fucking faggots

Bought by Marinopoulos in 2010 (which now we're acquired by Sklavenitis)

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Honestly im thinking about ending my relationship, my gf has aggressive spergouts and I dont feel like I can deal with this.

Netherlands - PVV (20/150 seats), FvD (2/150 seats).

Sup fgts

Sqipo mafia as bumble bee

lmao Bulgarian

>tatar subhumans

>tatars are subhu-

t. Afghanbey

>Afghans? Not a single drop of Mongol blo-

bljak

topansko se 55% makedonci i 15% siptari probuvaat da gi cistat

someone redpill me on ikibey

t. Ikibey

the only problem pill you'll ever need is a cyanide one

So you're literally ancient BULGARIANS?

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ancient poles...... You're ancient poles...


What kind of magic is this?

Better map

>Albania

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Aldi is already here.

cbs46.com/story/35145814/police-man-shot-to-death-at-aldi-grocery-store

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Are the rest of you even trying

>people will still deny that FYROM is the Switzerland of the Balkans despite the numerous similarities

>if you force a shitpost long enough it becomes a meme
way to encourage our resident autists

>AB is not greek

Good morning.

merry hanukah

Alphavita literally means "Ainte Voulgaroi" btw

Fun fact
Vasilopouloi brothers were mayragorites during Nazi occupation

Ancient Illyrian tradition.
In albanian we have two words for dies, ngordh which is for every animal, insect etc except bees and humans, and vdes, which is only for humans and bees.

Look at his apartment

Shipo has more money than /balk/ combined

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_whip_snake
just saw one of these

Ikea kitchen. He probably was in Sofia buying it. Nothing special.

No shit, have you seen their prices even today? Classic peloponniger jews

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Didnt know Bulgaria has sea turtles

Have to go out tonight and be a normi.
Probably gonna home afther the tavern, to lazy to go to chalga clubs.

>peloponnigers combined with the Dutch and Belgians
lol

Καραπιδισ
youtu.be/zeQs-VIR-6I

we really don't need one in Romania
the only muslims I know make kebabs and don't really respect their religion

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Dubs confirm

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thanks for this picture faggot, you stole all my bandwidth

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ded
ede
ded

A stupid turtle isn't a whale though.

Is that Turkish?

magyar

hehe when JУГOCЛABИJA had PERSONAL COMPUTERS, Bulgaria didn't even had radio

BTFO

So what makes Serbia the most miserable on the Balkans?

i remember having this dumbshit flower at home in the 90s

Employment rate of 41.8

>B&H has an employment rate of 23.4

Jesus Christ, that's a failed state.

why aren't bosniaks here more

they are the NEET kings of the balkans

I think the chart represents a number of different factors, not just unemployment. But Serbia being worse than Greece who is literally in a Great Depression is pretty sad

No we're miserable no.1

wow we're really brothers with Makedonija

Lack of history, uncertain future.

well according to the chart you're third, with Greece and Serbia being worse, so good job brato.

For you guys it's between a crazy Alexander dude, a literal soros shill, and shqips. Fucking kek

Macedonia unemployment was around 23% i think

WE dominate them with greek stores n shit

You cannot compare Greece to Serbia, Greece is going through bad times, but Serbia is going through a bad 6 centuries

>Ottoman rule for many centuries
>gain independence through two wars
>then 60% of your population dies in WW1
>then ethnically cleansed by Ustaše in WW2
>Yugoslavia is quite stable
>Tito dies
>more and more wars because everyone wants to secede
>get bombed by NATO
>lose your only moreta and most beautiful part of the country when Montenegro leaves you too
>lose your historical heartland to your archenemy
>old population
>low birthrates
>awful economy
>bad allies

Those statistics are as reliable as the history in the textbooks written here.

χαχα fucking γρεεkς

As I said, this chart doesn't only shoe unemployment. Though yes obviously unemployment plays a big factor in the misery index.

Understandable. I'm sure the Russian daddy factor plays a huge role as well.

You niggers realize this is a fucking photoshop right?

it's as photoshopped as this man isn't brown

Is that living meme actual mafia?

I know, but we need memes in balk

Shh
We were at the "he isn't a shqip" phase before.
Now we're in the "it's photoshop" phase.
That's progress.

just because you're unemployABLE (permanetly - not just unemployed) doesn't mean the rest of the country is as useless as you

I wanna be unemployable fedorable someday when I'm older. I want to live like an America's fourtsanner

Tends to be the other way around. You're a young neet and then you get your shit together or kys

bit of a joke of a post, m8, no offense. almost everything you wrote applies to Greece (or even every Balkan country really) too. the major difference is historical lack of communism and there are secondary factors too

Projecting much?

>tfw I'll never live in a basement and having my mom bringing me tendies while I'm shilling on Sup Forums

Why even live

>when u have no life so ur life goal is to trick shqips subtly into admitting that they're ugly