>One shot at life
>Wasn't born as one of gods chosen people
WHY???
One shot at life
Landon Walker
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Cooper Roberts
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Juan Watson
>One shot at life
>Born in Romania
WHY???
Robert Wright
Ryan Gutierrez
>one shot at life
>born to a religion that requires cutting your dick
WHY???
Owen Foster
Born to the most memetastic country in the world AND I've cut my dick two years ago. Am I win?
Nathaniel Taylor
>I've cut my dick two years ago
Kevin Rodriguez
What the fuck? Why?
Jaxon Clark
It ripped during sexual acts and was easier to cut it all out than try to heal it. I also had been wanting to get cut to get rid of smegma.
Adrian Richardson
Juuh uunia vaan
Brody Roberts
Nauti smegmasta homo ;D
>älä käy suihkussa
>yllätysseksiä random vosulta baarista
>joo sori, mul on vähän smegmaa ku en oo pessy, oota hetki ni käyn kaapimassa pois
vs.
>älä käy suihkussa
>yllätysseksiä vaikkapa baarin vessassa
Sebastian Parker
No ei kyllä itselle satu kertymään ellen ole käymättä suihkussa 3 päivää, jolloin se ei välttämättä olis ainoa ongelma. ":D"
Cameron Murphy
>It ripped during sexual acts
Josiah Walker
So this is the power of Finnish autism
Adrian Fisher
Story time pls.
Matthew Jackson
feels good being God's other chosen people and having defence against smegma
John Gonzalez
I'm in the same boat. I did it myself with good finnish scissors (Fiskars) over the bathroom sink.
Owen Anderson
>born in usa
>several shots at life
Caleb Wilson
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Lincoln Watson
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Justin Gray
I know it's a bit late now but dude just fuckin clean it smegma ain't a problem
Joseph Ramirez
*looks down*
*smiles*
Levi Bennett
Jew here, not worth it unless you're actually one of the rich ones.
>hated by everybody
>no foreskin
>cursed with jew last name
>can't go into certain professions without becoming a stereotype
>no fucking foreskin
Samuel Sanchez
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Christopher Robinson
Pretty good, Hans.
German humor is improving
Parker Gutierrez
To bitch about it over god tier broadband, I guess.
Not jelly, btw.