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Tim edition

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want to handcuff tim to the bed and burn his precious little teddies in front of him

the fucking autist

anmayim

would be a laugh

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

doubt this londonistani runt is actually having a barbeque, probably just grilling hotdogs with his runtlings

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on Good Friday?

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Ian McCulloch cancelled gigs in japan for scaring of north korea. didnt know british people are such a coward and i was kinda dissapointed :;(∩´﹏`∩);:fakku yu

pretty sure he's schizo m8

I have a 9-5 job, I have a fiancee, I am miserable

you go within 500 miles of him and i'll tear your head off

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tune

Fiancée*

*scared ? ????????????
sorry my engrish, hope this sentence makes sense

>he's here

**fence

thought that said bum for a second
haha

Do not even hover your cursor over his post number

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jesus

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to whom is this post referring to?

>he's not a phone poster

Alri gramps

currently at the beach with the gf

excellent post

What was it like? Did you have a good yime? Wish you had m8s with you?

FOY

wonder how many easter eggs 190kg has eaten this month
probably in the hundreds at this stage

it's ok I understood.
Well the NK is scary for a bunch of people, shame he has to be one of them

>becoming an hero

I guarantee this is a shit decision for about 65% of people that do it

watched the new star wars trailer but I didn't find it interesting enough to discuss it with anyone

you don't get to bring friends

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how do i get a brit gf?

business idea: sexualise hijabs to the point that their silly original purpose is completely forgotten

can literally just wile away hours at a time looking at east-asians absolutely butcher the english language

its like they apply whatever syntax they use in their own languages to it and the result is just beyond hilarious

>australians are cognitively-handicapped to the point of being unable to reach a high point of any building (off which they jump and contribute to the world by decreasing or removing their genepool) without the help of an englishman

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merci user,
but allah akbaru is more serious in europe
japan is much safer than europe so far

Absolute classic Tim. This vid never fails to get a chuckle out of me.
>youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU
Just everything about, the way the camera makes him look like even more of a manlet, how he put effort into his clothes, how shit he is, and the cherry on top his imaginary friend animals appearence at the end.

Bravo Tim, bravo!

can someone explain to me what they find interesting about the new star wars films? they're all so boring and unoriginal

>to whom is this post referring?
ftfy

don't bully tim

Are you a paki? It's easy then.

It was fine really.
I usually like to give myself a lot of time when travelling so I have a feeling my mates would've been pissed that they were spending 6 and a half hours in Munich instead of 1 hour in Paris or Amsterdam.
In the airports I kept myself entertained by watching The Simpsons I had torrented beforehand, exploring Munich airport, and planespotting

shoo shoo roach

>what's this? a man jumped off a building? why no, i will not go to the place where he jumped, i will just assume he literally pulled his own head off
>what's that? roof access? why yes, we do allow it for the public

uhh yeah here mate
*farts in your face*
hope that answered your question

funny quips

umm no sweetie xx

Just shouted at my sisters and called my mum spineless for not resisting my father harder

No decent camera

The rebuilt the extension we already had and the wonderful unobtrusive stairs we had

Built an extra room up there but the two rooms there now are smaller than the one room we used to have, barely gained any space, just a few metres

But the big fuck up is the extra bathroom
There's no way to connect the pipes or something

Upstairs is supposedly a complete mess

That's what happens when you hire paki builders and an "architect"

What about me?

>turkey flag
>are you a paki
niqqa wat

I'm not. I honestly believe that it's gotten to a point where I genuinely have a weird connection with him, that I would honestly suffer a beating for him.

I didn't like 7 that much and I didn't even bother watching Rouge One
The Clone Wars animated tv show is MUCH better than 7 because it actually story behind it

REALLY want to stick my willy up chvrches little poon

going to my local 7/11

anyone need anything?

turkey mcRoachFace

?????
apuriciate that japs usu ingrisshu altzou wo donto hafe to laan ingurisshu yuo fakkingu poteto nigga

Sweet. Think I'll spend 2 days in Prague sightseeing, eating and drinking and then rent a bike to ride out to Brno for the race.

Pics of house

Paki refers to all brown muslims in general m8

>japan is much safer than europe so far
that's for sure, we get an attack every two week now, bit tired of it and wish the fuckers could just fuck off.
Wouldn't particularly be against restoring the death penalty for these guys, they don't even follow a religion, they follow an ideology

Hotdogs and burgers desu, not sure what a bbq is across the pond but that's pretty standard fare for one in the UK

slice of 'za and a rock

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>roleplaying as a feminine character whilst denying facts
ah yes, an interesting satirical approach, brief, yet poignant

everyone else likes them and if i didn't i'd be called a hipster or a contrarian

@
what's the rock for

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No camera

Cops took it

bet this is fake

he meant that if you're a paki, it's easy to get one.
but for women there, turks, pakis, indians are the same type.
probably like europeans for you

size of that volcano on travis' forehead

can of carling please yank

re: 90
smoking

Use your phone

What exactly is wrong with that?

>Assad MIGHT have used chemical weapons, better overthrow his government, bomb his airbase and attack his country. Pure evil
>Ayo hol up a minute though while I drop literally the biggest bomb in my arsenal on some brown people and provoke North Korea into using nukes on two countries

t. Donald Trump; POTUS and moral authority of planet earth

When are we getting a new bladerunner trailer reeeeeeeee

read a good article a few days ago about how jihadists are the ultimate nihilists

demanding my (You) royalties right NOW

*gets you Rolling Rock instead*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbecue_in_the_United_States#Carolinas eastern NC barbeque is top. fucking love vinegar, great on collards too

doing a watch

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so jealous of yanks and their guns

>Tim will be sectioned soon
>Tim will die soon

what a boss

let it be-e-e-e

>dropping bombs on syrian civilians and afghan terrorists are the same thing
umm no sweetie xx

ahh, so easy to attack strawmen, i wonder why people don't do it more

OMG OMG OMG OMG

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Teenagers are weird.

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*talks like a fucking retard*

now I'm where I belong: /brit/

>are the ultimate nihilists
yeah, heard their ultimate goal was to destroy the world so that everyone dies for Allah or something.
Obviously, this is just their leaders manipulating them, all they want is money and power

>>>/reddit/

>oh noes those poor goatfucking shitskins

hello tarquin

How exactly is it reddit?

i'd ride her but shes ugly desu

>what's this? the corpse of a man strewn across the street, with his head torn off and held in his hands?
>he must've performed an elaborate illusion involving the use of razor wire and super glue, i must attend the roof of the nearest building at once, so that i may prove this

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