Why don't Europeans drive big SUVs?

Why don't Europeans drive big SUVs?

my dick is big enough

Why do burgers drive 4x4s if they don't go off road?

we dont have small dicks

We don't have small dicks

>AMERICAND DRIVE RWD SLAMMED SUV'S ON LOW PRO'S
LMAO'ING AT UR COUNTRY

Well personally currently everything's close and I'm a poor student. If I were to buy a car it would be something with a lower center of gravity and overall sportier, given that I'm a young male

No need to compensate

We don't have small dicks

We have humongous schlongs, just so you know

Expensive gas

we can fit in regular cars

we do actually

Unwieldy on cities and uneconomic on coutryside.

44's4life

>Expensive gas
FAMALAM
i used own a truck that used 40l per 100km
MONEY MONEY MONEY

How are they supposed to drive an Escalade or Yukon XL down their little alleyways lmao

>tfw i'm such a poorfag i only can drive my car if i have enough money for fuel

They can't lmaoo

thats a big vehicle

FOR EU

plebs

There's no real need. Americans like to have big comfy cars because they drive a lot more than us. Plus our roads are smaller and it would be impractical, and petrol is more expensive

B-but we do, user.

because we aren't obese
and we like to actually, you know..go offroading

That's like asking why we don't drive the tiny little economy shitboxes that are so popular in Europe. It's not an aesthetic choice, just the car industry and consumer's natural reaction to exorbitant fuel taxes and medieval street grids that used to be donkey paths.

Some do. Most do it because they have a lot of kids or need something that can pull a trailer (for a boat or dirt bikes) or camper.

"Full size" German SUVs are tiny compared to an Escalade or a navigator

I've heard otherwise concerning you.

>people around here have Jeeps and shit
>constantly covered in mud
I think they go offroad, dumb limey.
>he will never experience what it's like to go muddin and get drunk

Mercedes and Land Rover both have larger models.

he can go off road but he needs a special license to do that

but the're not as big as your trucks, I mean sport utility vehilces

>he will never experience what it's like to go muddin and get drunk
Sounds pretty stupid to me.
Are you a redneck by any chance?

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Those audi suv's are fucking ugly. Not that most suv's are good looking though.

You know actually my father owns 4,0l Jeep Wrangler, yes money is good but it's not the point and it isn't actally a SUV anyway. It's just for fun. It would be ridiculously non-economic to drive it every day in heavy traffic, you have no such problems though.

>Are you a redneck
I, uh, happen to live around only rednecks.

Meh, I don't want a house on wheels. The picture doesn't do it justice either. Plus, the car on the picture you posted just looks like an ugly box.

Not him, but Im from Minnesota and Ive done that. Its a fucking blast. You just sound too effeminate.

they are, but what's funny the old Q7 was a huge success in europe

>this isn't his daily driver

Oh look, a decent response. A rare sight nowadays.

american jeeps
>9.0 litre engines
>5 miles per gallon
>go 0-60 in 8 seconds
>will get a hole if you through a toolbox onto the back
>need a tank license to operate them due to sheer size

Don't reply to me, Iodálach

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>this isn't his daily driver

>not having a scoop on front for plowing down niggers
Please

>this, too, is not his daily driver

>his car has less than 4 axles
pleb

Instead of using fuel efficiency gains to use less fuel like Europe and Japan, people in North America used fuel efficiency gains to drive bigger vehicles while still maintaining 1970's levels of gas consumption

>Shit power/weight ratio.
>No trunk space despite how large they are.
>Incredibly inefficient.
>Heavy and many of them aren't even capable of going off-road (like the escalade nigger mobile).

I think the real question is why does anybody drive an SUV?

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Jeeps are for fags and fag enablers. Landcruisers are where it's at.

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Why is it that everyone who drives an escalade is a giant pick on the road? Half of them are nigs, and the other half are manlets and soccer moms.

I'm from Minnesota too, I would like to tell to stop destroying the fucking trails and roads with your extra chromosome.

People who drive SUVs are jackasses

SUVs are for cucks and niggers and you are less of a person if you drive one. This goes double for luxury SUVs.

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SRRY DRUNK

can't afford one

Why drive SUV when you can drive a big trunk Dacia?

>not having a hybrid that gets 56 mpg in the city
>not also having a big ass diesel truck for other shit

I don't have a hybrid like that but I want one.

>My Lancer gets 50mpg on diesel.
>My 91' firebird ~16mpg on premium.
Gee I wonder why nobody here drives big cars with V8s.

Euros are, on average, only 3.5 feet tall, in real life.
We, on the other hand, average 3.5 feet wide.

SUV's are for white families. That is the opposite of cuckoldry. You sound like an autistic butchboy cuckold faggot.