/cum/

The south was a mistake edition

/balt/

I need something that makes me feel really good but isn't illegal or hard to get

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If I get my balls ultrasounded is it like a million babies at once?

onahole

Death

Yes

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Are those peanuts in there?

Alcohol and cigarettes

>smoking

Hillary was supposed to be the war mongering lunatic! What the F*CK happened, Drumpfbros?

I think bombing brown people doesn't count

You could have stopped him.

Yes

M O A B

Massive Orange Amazing Boobies

Who was REALLY playing 4d chess, huh?

a girlfriend

warm bath with one of those bath bombs

Fuck having a religious family

I thought you were gay?

really? But theres no history between Drumpf and KKKlinton

This could have been us.

a charge of misconduct made against the holder of a public offic?

I'm bicycle nigger

Why?

for a nice nutty aftertaste

kek I got out of staying at my brothers fiances for the weekend because of class work

>t. gay

>Paha "I take dicks in the butt" Sapa

>Placer "I'll lick your boipussi" County

B I C Y C L E

There's literally no reason not to smoke.

There's literally no reason not to vape.

different anonymous cali poster

I am 107% heterosexual

the gf

why dont you smoke, idiots?

There's literally no downside!

Today, Good Friday, a billion otherwise sane humans will celebrate a man, who they also believe was God, getting brutally murdered and then coming back to life three days later. They will also tell you that he is still alive to this day. Easter is bat-shit crazy and don't let anyone forget.

With someone who is even more crazy with a track record of fucking things up domestically and internationally.

the pros far outweigh the cons

those pros being?

The like the salt.

>d-different poster!

and I'm not the kind that likes to tell you
just what you want me to

*squish*

there is some homosexual who brings his arab bf to the gym

i presume the arab is the bottom to the white man

higher intelligence, the pleasure of smoke, good taste, social benefits

>been talking to a girl for a while now
>thought she was a CHI
>turns out she's actually an Arab
Kinda like her more than that I know she's not a CHI, buds

>higher intelligence, the pleasure of smoke, good taste, social benefits

Wow! Now I wanna smoke right away!

haha placer is gay haha

>taking advice from someone whos people got wiped out because potatoes were their only food source

>higher intelligence, the pleasure of smoke, good taste, social benefits

bi is what gays say to straight people

You don't celebrate easter though...

>Paha "Its not gay if Im a top" Sapa

But I like fucking boobies and boibucci so...

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Christians literally believe that a man, who was also God, was brutally murdered and then magically resurrected three days (apparently to Christians Friday thru Sunday somehow equals three days) later.

Really makes you think...

IGNATIOUS?

>"Narrative Adventure Game"

>Christians literally believe that a man, who was also God, was brutally murdered and then magically resurrected three days (apparently to Christians Friday thru Sunday somehow equals three days) later.

Yes :3
Finally someone gets the meme

Sure; whatever you say, Lutefisk.

>(apparently to Christians Friday thru Sunday somehow equals three days
Non-meme answer here, in ancient times people counted inclusively so Friday-Sunday would be always considered three days.

>Early access open world crafting
>female protagonist as a selling point

Do people actually do this?

>apparently to Christians Friday thru Sunday somehow equals three days
You're a literal retard and don't deserve a (You)
Friday - First day
Saturday - Second day
Sunday - Third day

To top it all off, they claim that man/God/thing lives to this day.
The sheer insanity of that belief never fails to baffle me to my core.
And today, a billion people will celebrate Good Friday....and then on Sunday...Easter.
Yet atheists are the true crazies.

>To top it all off, they claim that man/God/thing lives to this day. The sheer insanity of that belief never fails to baffle me to my core. And today, a billion people will celebrate Good Friday....and then on Sunday...Easter.

>Yet atheists are the true crazies.

>To top it all off, they claim that man/God/thing lives to this day.
>The sheer insanity of that belief never fails to baffle me to my core.
>And today, a billion people will celebrate Good Friday....and then on Sunday...Easter.
>Yet atheists are the true crazies.

>To top it all off, they claim that man/God/thing lives to this day.
The sheer insanity of that belief never fails to baffle me to my core.
>And today, a billion people will celebrate Good Friday....and then on Sunday...Easter.
>Yet atheists are the true crazies.

whoa

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Ooo-wee

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had a good post but i wont bless you idiots with it because it seems you feel like fedora posting again

>had a good post but i wont bless you idiots with it because it seems you feel like fedora posting again

>To top it all off, they claim that man/God/thing lives to this day.
>The sheer insanity of that belief never fails to baffle me to my core.
>And today, a billion people will celebrate Good Friday....and then on Sunday...Easter.
>Yet atheists are the true crazies.

Y-you're my favorite california poster now

>had a good post but i wont bless you idiots with it because it seems you feel like fedora posting again

What are you fags doing at home at 5 on a Friday? Shouldn't you be getting ready to go out?

>send nudes
>daddy
>cummies
>yr
>rip harambe
>xir
There that's 90% of tumblr speak

the wife

its 2 PM, stupid

>admitting he's a deranged faggot who lets black guys ride him
ew wtf

side thot

Gonna go to work in like ten minutes

we should return to roman sexual norms

Other side thot

>having the nightshitft

>Niggers

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the maid who i also bang on the side

Ever look at your hands while you're holding something and think about how big they are?

Once again fedorafaggots proving /brit/ is better than /cum/

Look who I ran in to

FOB