*knock! knock!*

*knock! knock!*

>open the door
>see these 3 lustful british beauties

Wat will be your choice?

>no Nigella butter cocainefu

I slam the door shut

N-No thank you, I'm occupied.

>british
>beauties

obvious choice(although shes of french stock).

Slam the door in their face

T.9gagger

Cara, she has a really cute voice and passable looks

Emma looks the best but is a total bitch

Quasimodo is fugly

...

Cara then Maisie.


Maisie isn't the best looking but I reckon she's a freak in the sheets