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Rice field edition

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Good edition

is castelorizo asian?

There's a place like this, just about 1 km from my house.

What do you think of Hmong and Rohingya? Both are ethnic minorities living in Indochina that continued to be persecuted by some governments.

fuck you, i was going to make the new thread

I know who Eliot Rodger is. I agree with what he says but he chose a bad method. It's wrong to kill people.

He should have become rich and successful and abuse and manipulate girls brutally and viciously instead.

He chose the easier path and now he's dead. Good riddance of an under-achiever.

Are you going to make a thread with chink girl as OP like before? If yes then fuck you

>Indonesia strikes again!

His dad was rich and successful, he could've asked for money and become rich. So much potential yeah?

Just found the most German book
>black book about power and politics
>by a guy called Hoffman
>cover portrays German heraldry
>there's also a giant German Imperial Eagle holding a snek (American symbol of Libertarianism) as its pray
Wew

>tfw got laid off from jobs and now jobless for months.
>spend time browsing Sup Forums
send halp

Chink woman is good, spread the love

I just got a random phone call from Guinea fucking Bissau

Looks like a Neo-Nazi black metal album cover.

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What is it?

I live right next to one,took a piss on it
I hope the buyers enjoy my piss nutrients

Can intro some to me brahs?
Im willing to show her my Ketuanan if you know my drift

Some african country
They ended the call before I could pick it up

get that shit outta here. those forum are pure cancerous bunch of unfunny circlejerk who pretend they're Sup Forums while in reality they're bunch of degenerates retards that probably browse reddit or some shit.

tb.h Nordics are more into metal than anyone else in the world

>rip in piece Guinea Bissau
They were probably asking for help from France's Françafrique policy of oppression. France probably cut off the line before they could say so.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Françafrique

I bet it is someone you don't know. I don't talk to strangers by phone in real-life.

Scammer la. Don't pick up.

It is like prayer, the more i do it, the higher the chance i getting chink gf

The quality of /asean/ threads has been good lately now that there's only a few flip posters left. We need a range ban to completely eliminate the remaining cancer next.

tfw you don't have a Thai farm girl gf

>bread and soup
this chink should learn about food like wtf man

pic related

Thai farm girl waifu

Enjoy the good harvest while it lasts because the swet summer children will bloom soon.

>dem cleavage
I heard somewhere that Under Xi Jinping rule there is one historical Chinese drama that is like that aired censored on television with cleavage shots being cut with camera panning being used as a tool of censorship if I remember correctly.

>Thai gf
All hail Japan for their trap manga, boipucci JAVs, and exquisite taste!

>Thai farm girl gf
kek

こんばんは日本人くん。何してるのですか?

what happened?

>trying to pronunce déguó right
>get it after a few tries
>at the end of the lecture teacher asks to try again just because
>pronounce the tones wrong back again
>everyone laughs at me

Life is pain
Chinese is hard
I'm a dumb monkey
:(

Give me a Tang Chinese girl

唐waifu

Behind that sweet veneer lies an uneducated, violent bydlo with toxic levels of jealousy

Don't go there, Tanaka-San

Chinese girls having big cleavage is a myth, prove me wong.

pro tip: you can't

4545 してます

Does it matter? Her purpose is to breed with her master and obey his command. She is not there to move up her position.

they are rare so precious unlike cows

Hmongs, they live in the highlands and not interact much with us, many of them don't speak Vietnamese.

ASEANについてどう思いますか?

The one thing I know from the Hmong is that they continued to be persecuted by the governments where they came from because they supported the Americans in Vietnam War. Some even suffered mass military attacks and are often referred as untrustworthy anti-communist bandits.

My guess they went back to the ritual areas with no internet connection


They are back tho in Sup Forums with norcuck circle jerking about dutdut wining an online poll in time magazine

Top kek, I wonder what kind of article will they write

Rural*

Shut up ;-;

お前さASEANばかりの話が好きなんですけどねぇ

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That's the problem. She won't obey.

The relationship with a Thai farm girl is purely transactional; she's there for what she can get out of it, not because of loyalty (even though she pretends the latter with great skill).

Not only that, but she will question the terms of the bargain and test your limits again and again, day after day. It's torture, I'm telling you.

>inb4 you're just generalizing your own exp with a gold digger
Of course. The ones who are not gold diggers aren't interested in leaving their beloved country.

ho

あなたの好きな東南アジアの国は何ですか?
ところで、私は日本が私の好きな国だと思うのは、私は4歳でアニメを見たことが分かったからです。

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MOOOOOO

Oh, I see..

I like Vietnam and Indonesia.

nope im still here

I find Elliot Rodger, I post Elliot Rodger

Why did he do it?

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love elliot memes desu

Good manners

Is your government pushing you to have a child?

In Allah's name I must break his record

Don't go to Weatminster Bridge tomorrow. Something magical is going to happen

*all posts made by this user is satire unless stated otherwise*

find another one

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"I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all." -Elliot Rodger

What did he mean by this????

S T R O N G I R L
L E W D
pls sir, can i hav somemoar?

he was a fool

Wew, now I'm starting to pity that little shit.

>777
>888
Elliot posting on fire, wew

Any good spooky novel/manga/book recommendations?

not junji ito though since I've read all of his available work.

>plunging
every fucking time jesus christ hahahha

Elliot did nuthing wreng

O mighty kek side with Elliot as always

The Heart of Darkness

Takes a look at the rightousness of he white man's burden and human nature in general, pretty short book. It was pretty shocking at the time of release with the height of imperialism and all

Mastika is comedy-horror
>emphasis on comedy

He does have the most weirdest use of vocabulary when I listened to his manifesto lol

mastika hasn't been scary for at least a decade.

He was our hero...
Sup Forums's hero...
Now he's gone.
Forever.
RIP sweet virgin prince

>i inherited a boxful from my gramps
i finished all of them and now i think i'm redpilled

H. P. Lovecraft, Stephen King, etc.

>a meme spouting keling

>enter /asean/
>regular posters
>trips everywhere
>everyone knows everyone

its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no international discussion. its fucking facebook without profiles.

Welcome to any general on Sup Forums

I dont believe malay posters here are real people.

Well, it's used to be an ordinary Sup Forums general where only ASEAN cunts are posting here.

thanks, got any more? something non-fantasy-horror, but more of a psychological oh shit this is bad horror like pic related?

>everyone knows everyone

Isn't this how we managed not to throw punches with each other?

I like your chess opening btw

At least it's in english

You're welcomed here if we lose another plane again.

You live in the rural areas? How were you able to learn English?

>latvia chess?

I like e4

there aren't many of us to begin with
after years you'd get to know everyone

You kinda figure out who everyone is by their conversation pattern, it can be varied from autistic speak to waste of oxygen troll speak

Maybe you should check TVtropes.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PsychologicalHorror
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CosmicHorrorStory
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HorrorTropes

Noice, thanks.

ummm lads

you've been bamboozled

It's okay, our country leaders constantly lies through their teeth all the time so we're used to it.

>implying my jimmies are rustled

what i don't understand is why eliot killed chinese virgins

if he's against chads, it's enough to kill that handsome chad boy

was it self hate?

Misery loves company, might as well bring a few friends I guess.

Careful though, you underestimate the extent of TVtropes. They have every single tropes that exist in the realm of fiction from all kinds of media. Prepare for tab explosion.

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