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A discussion of British culture thread

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Oi lads, what the h*ck is wrong with the Irish?

incredibly gay

you should have put aside the rhetoric

No you

Business idea: national service for unemployed under 25s who don't hold a degree

There's a leaf in my thread.

i meant the picture you cranial derelict

Doesn't change anything about you...

they need to get around the table

yank editions are always dire prove me wrong

reminder

>There is an alternate reality where Ed is prime minister

shut the fuck up

everything

do they only have those stools for lefties?

No you

>girl sent me a qt photo of herself with the caption "marry me"
aww cheered me right up that has x

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>he will never be your prime minister

JUST

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Without innocence the cross is only iron,
Hope is only an illusion
And the ocean soul's
Nothing but a name

The child bless thee
And keep thee forever

Half these lines make no (read: ZERO) economic sense.

you have to marry her now

I liked are ed desu
really made big strides in the acceptance of autism in politics

Ol' Sheffie U is going up lads

where there was no referendum and we are still the EU's bitches

can you imagine him trying to negotiate with trump too

This guy has such a doopy face. He looks clueless

>not going through Derby, the heart of the country
dismissed

FOY

just ordered a new chair from amazon lads

bit of a rip off but should be worth it

>be on work experience in a magistrate's court
>first time sitting in court
>it's ridiculously formal
>clerk of the court announces the magistrate
>everyone suddenly stands up except me
>magistrate walks out of a hidden room at the front of the courtroom into his little raised box of justice
>barrister who's meant to be looking after me is frantically gesturing for me to stand
>stand up, just as the magistrate, and everyone else, sits down
>be the only person standing in the court
>everyone looks at me and my mountain of spaghetti
>clerk tells the magistrate i'm here on work experience
>magistrate tells me i may be seated
That's how I shat the bed on my first day.

in that timeline jeb bush is president

How bout national service for young petty criminals to discipline them before they go down the wrong path for life?

If they succeed, they get an education and their criminal record is wiped

appears to be something strapped to the chair

well he'd certainly point out that the latest strikes were wrong, and that his government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner

There's a line through every county of their respective region

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unironically would and all, love her a bit

they already went up on Friday you dumb yank twat

>EU legislation

No

wtf i love macron now

It's in the deliberation phase lads
Input like this is good

>there is an alternate reality that exists where you are currently PM

what policies do you think won you the election?

>losing to Burton 2-0
If Blackburn score then they've fucked it

you said you'd change it to go through exeter and plymouth but you never did

who did this shit

le pen is not literally hitler she is a libertarian

state issued gfs

Le Pen would be the best for us desu

So Austistic, I don't believe you could work at a magistrate's

Sat here watching 'flix and shitposting whilst i drink beer and scoff crisps

What a state I am.

slags for lads

dad just faxed me this

fuck off blairite

Ipswich are winning

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Not anymore hahaha
yanks eternally BTFO

You have the chance to go back in time and take 1 book (any genre) to any historical figure. Who do you pick and what book?

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>tripfag calling people autistic
>with a capital A

I said that we should move all people in Hong Kong to Northern Ireland before we handed it over, and then everyone was given a Britain-loving Asian gf

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Where did your dad get this picture of me?

can't be arsed 2bh because I didn't save it correctly and it means doing a completely new image

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In Gatwick airport lads

good lord

I'd take The Vert Hungry Catipillar to Shakespeare and enjoy his take on it

look out

where to?

Currently in Oakland International laddo

>Gatwick
ew
Hate Gatwick and hate Crawley

t. Born in Crawley

must be worse ways to go than suffocating on arse

me too

I'm looking at you right now you're in a black jacket

Just done a MASSIVE poo, very fibrous a one wiper, didn't wash my hands though

Thoughts?

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might become a radical economic centrist but a social reactionary

haven't washed my hands after pooing for years.

sounds good

>Vert

fuck off pierre

economic centrism is retarded

I'm economically liberal but socially conservative

Was looking at a man today and he was on the phone chatting to a friend of his. Said that his girlfriend was gonna pick him up and take him to the "bookies". He pronounced the word "bookies" like bʊkɛːz. Like an absolute madman lads.

>100k a year
fucking hell he's talking the piss

I like this question. Gonna be thinking about it all day now.

Probably try to stop WW1, but I'm not sure how. I think the Kaiser would think it was a wind up if I gave him a book of 20th century history.

Would you shag a bald bird lads?

don't really like full socialism or unrelentless capitalism

obviously not

Male Pattern Baldness REALLY doesn't suit women

wtf I love that timeline now

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why?

jeb is a big fat mess

what is WHSmith and why is it so common at airports and large train stations

what headphones do you guys use?

*claps*

>Gatwick

runport

If you're going anywhere worthwhile on a decent airline, it's Heathrow or bust.

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>You're out having a laugh with your mate in the woods, when some faggot jumps out in a cat costume. This guy walks up behind you, slaps your mates arse and says "You've just been pranked by the prank patrol".
wat do?