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I did BTECs in 6th form because I didn't get the grades for A-Levels

SHART

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If you were truly smart you'd figure it out yourself or would remember it being told the first time

brainlets need to revise because their brains can't hold memories

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Posting in here because single linkers deserve a painful death

willy smells like mature cheddar

why are you utter runts posting in the wrong thread?

marion

Is it bad that I want to force feed skinny girls like Emma Watson til they're chubby?

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>If you were truly smart you'd figure it out yourself
Even Isaac Newton said that he stood on the shoulders of giants.

>or would remember it being told the first time
Having an autistic memory doesn't necessarily make you smart. The ability to make good decisions and understand and formulate complex ideas makes you smart. Learning relevant information helps a smart person understand and formulate complex ideas, and make good decisions. That's what revision is for.

the amount of time left before i have to go to bed for work tomorrow

Thank you for spending some of it with me.

t. brainlet

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why are you cunts posting in this dead thread?

'he 'f

witnessed quints

and lmao who cares mate

Brainlets (like you) resort to name-calling. Smart people (like me) put forward solid arguments.

Meh, BTECs are superior in every way, but they have a taboo about them as if they are inferior.

>I hope you are well. I have just seen your email enquiry asking if it’s possible to have electrolysis and laser at the same time. You can have both treatments at the same time if its different areas that you want treating. Electrolysis is suitable for white/grey hairs and the hair needs to be in the follicle. Laser is treating darker hair. In answer to your second question Yes we would need to patch test you if you want a different part of your body treated. we have you booked in for your next laser treatment on

t. finds exams too hard

Honestly if you took a BTEC you would also aggree with me. Everything you learn is directly applicable to reality, unlike A Levels which is just a bunch of facts you need to remember.

Is Steam not working today?

America are going to go end up going to war with North America aren't they lol

Works fine for me. What's your problem?

Fixed it, turns out something in task manager was stopping it from running.

step off

shit thread

where the peng gyaldem at

Pretty sure any BTEC beats some meme A-level like Media Studies.

got two birds sending me messages on okc

fuckin self-esteem boost ey boys

they're both sorta fit, but one wants me to write war and peace for each message like can i be arsed?

watched some porn with the gf
she says my dick is tiny now

get in here if you're not a paki

fuck yourself you fat nonce

*uploads a photo album of black and white garden chairs to flickr whilst hey there delilah plays*

tired of unrealistic dicks in porn, glad to see they got a guy who's just barely above average

I've always been the kind of girl
that hid my face
so afraid to tell the world
what I've got to say

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Turns out she's a vapid little cow just like I thought

>had acne since hitting puberty
>tried absolutely everything including accutane and nothing works
>25 now
>nowhere near as bad but still get several spots on my face and neck
>always thought I had pretty high test levels due to several things (deep voice, can eat junk food every day and stay ripped, build muscle easy, massive sex drive etc)
>remember how bodybuilders who inject test get acne
>google it
>high tesosterone levels cause acne
>go to docs and have bloods done
>confirmed high test
>told me he can give me tablets which will decrease my test
>tell him to get right fucked off
>also gives me a diet plan of sorts
>no meat, no dairy, no tuna
>basically a bitch vegan diet

So yeah, I either have to become a low test little bitch or keep getting acne for god knows how long

so why are you complaining?

odds I go for a nice evening walk and get beer

evens I write more of my dissertation

Because acne is fucking shit.

Look at all these fucking scars.

Was she really showing contempt? I don't see the problem

brighton promoted to the prem

has happened in 34 years

pretty cool

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post absolute bangers

Family is going through a lot of pain at the moment desu. Mum crying a few times each day. Know that the one thing that would bring her genuine happiness again is if I had children so she could become a grandmother, but unfortunately my scrotum has been atomised under the pressures of the mariana trench - its watery grave.

want a vagina on top of my face so badlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy right NOOOOOOW

go to t'club

Wish I had a cute gf that loved me.

not at all

Whats wrong?

update:
did a shower.. willy no longer smells like mature cheddar
you proud of me lads?

Hmm...

oh that reminds me need to turn the bollocks into a fine paste

need a political ideology to subscribe to desu
my views are all over the place

>spotting black people in the audience of Le Pen's rally

weird

also i'm pretty certain this woman is going to win

does that actually work if you go alone though
t. never been inside a club

bit gay

ffs could really use a MOAB to the bollocks right about now

Paleoconservatism

If you're attractive yes

t. Been propositioned by several girls inside clubs

need ramsay bolton to shear my bollocks off and feed them to the hounds

bit weird but sure, just hang around in the smoking area

why do yanks classify arabs as white

can I interest you in the ideology of radical centrism?

>If you're attractive yes

No Trump
No KKK
No fascist USA

Why do some adults still talk like this

whats the oddest thing you've shoved up your arse when wanking lads?

Trump
KKK
fascist USA

>the father of all travellers

Same reason the Irish classify Nigerians as Irish. Jews.

conservative Catholicism and nationalism desu
economics is a meme so don't worry about that

swear le pen repeats the SAME thing at each one of her rally

>also i'm pretty certain this woman is going to win

Little sister's been sent to the anorexia ward for a few months, so she feels like she's failed as a mother. She's ringing her every night and telling her how much she hates it and how horrible everyone is too, to try and guilt my mum into letting her come home. It's come in the middle of a nasty divorce with my dad too, so she's pretty stressed atm. Wanted her family altogether at Easter but it's pretty broken up now.

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Same reason we classify the Irish as white to be fair lad

No

i aspire to be a white van man in yorkshire

cucumber, handle of a fork

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just did an order
salivating thinking about the state of my bollocks in a weeks time

Why each bank in this country must be issuing its own banknotes?

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runt family

Conservative Monarchism

Gives money collectors something to do

shit map
this is more accurate

Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe.

If I've got bio-bio oil on my face, you'll have to learn to live with that. Ok. I've put bio-o- I've just washed and I put bio-oil on my face. You're gonna have to learn to live with that. If my hai- If my hair looks like crap, it's because I haven't had my- I haven't had any hot water since 8:00 yesterday evening. That's over 24 hours. Haven't-haven't had any hot water. I sti- I still haven't had a bath for 24 hours because this bloody landlord won't fix my heating. He won't fix my hot water. Apparently he's happy that this plumber came around. Plumber's mate. I was told a plumber's- the landlord told me the plumber's mate would come around. The plumber's mate apparently came around (if that really was the plumber's mate) and did this half-arsed repair where he's dangled a bit of cloth over there that's supposed to stop water leaking on this electrisical thing here and to stop the place blowing up or burning down. If I turn it- if I try- if I turn the hot tap on- I turned the hot tap on about a few minutes ago, this went out and all the and the lights in here went out because this bloody doesn't work and it still and now I haven't got any hot water still haven't got any hot water. So I'm pissed off, ok? I'm allowed to be pissed off, I'm pissed off. Brian Slayers is out there, he's pissed off as well. Thanks Brian. We go out that way.

You know where I am. I'm in my rented flat in High Wycombe. It's the 15th of April, 2017. I'm pissed off.

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heembreed

Pretty much all of our Arabs are from Levant.

oi lad dont want to get arrested under m-103 now.

didn't know the inuits lived so far east

why is Sup Forums so obsessed with Claire Abbott?

any good sci-fi films lads?