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That's pretty fucking funny
>Burger
A metaphor for US citizen
>Solda
?
>3 burgers in 14 minutes
Thats pretty weak
3 dozen burgers, so he ate like 36
a true patriot
jesus fuck
kek
also this
based
36/15=2.4
impressive
imagine how proud his mother must be
I bet he sung the national anthem while doing it
>2 gallons = 7.57 litres
Jesus
He dindu nuffin! He good boy just trying to get his happy meal.
Technically he ate at burger king. Thats basically treason
36 burgers and two gallons of soda holy shit
What's his problem?
He's a big guy.
he was hungry
Are americans the niggers of white people?
wtf anglo, a dozen means 12
>OOOH CAN YOU SEEE
Is he storing them in his mouth?
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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He looks like that fat american blogger/gamer who is always whining
How did nobody post this earlier
By 2030, 50% of Americans will be diabetic.
he dindu nuffin
big boy wuz jus hungry
he's calculating the burger per minute
Thought the same thing kek
>americans
>white
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At first I read it as 3 burgers and thought "lol weak I could do that", then I read it again. Did he fucking inhale the meat what the fuck?
7.57L/14min = 0.54 liters of soda per minute
36burgers/14min = 2.57 burgers per minute
I never thought as an American I would unironically be calculating burgers per minute. Nevertheless they should let him go free simply because that's impressive as fuck.
He was just furthering his education
>roaches
>human
Kek, Americans travel in burgers per minute.
>7.57 liters of soda
>36 burgers
This gotta be a fucking joke article.
It would be a massive health hazard spread over a day, in 14 minutes it's just not humanly possible.
>in 14 minutes it's just not humanly possible
36 mcdonals burgers would be possible, I've seen those people on youtube eat like 30 big macs. 7 liters of pop would be another story though.
YES WE CAN is what this brave american told himself
and 15 minutes means 15 you retarded somali
*o say can you see
>36 mcdonals burgers would be possible
Now, I greatly dislike fast food so I might get the size wrong, but we're talking something like 3.5kg of bread and meat here. In 14 fucking minutes. Most people would take multiple days to eat as much. It's gotta be a joke. Especially since:
>7 liters of pop
Over a day it's hyponatraemia. Over 14 minutes it's water poisoning.
This guy eats 25 big macs in 20 minutes. Big macs are a lot bigger than those tiny mcdonalds hambers you can eat in like 3 bites
youtube.com
I agree about the pop thing. That's impossible. I've chugged 2 liters of chocolate milk though before and felt like I was gonna die.
Life, Liberty and the pursuit of the burger
>5kg
>13000kcal
I feel like puking just watching the video. Mind you I always was a light eater, especially for my size, but Jesus fucking Christ what's wrong with these people.
So let's get it straight. Broke into a burger king, fired up the grill, prepared 36 buns and patties, sliced tomato, onions an added cheese and his stomach had room for 2 gallons of soda? I'm impressed.
He was probably off he head on something.
People can consume a lot when they are smashed.
He's right though.
That explains why there are so many mcdonalds along the highways, it has a higher bpm limit
The same guy ate 60 slug burgers
Reminds me of this
I do a lot of those for keks. I'm a physicist irl and applying math autistically on this Bhutanese Tongue Posture forum is kek
>trusting official pokemon sizes
Aren't those never ever coherent with any and all representation of pokemon in any media? That is unless the averge human in the pokemon world is like 1m tall.
Somebody do that with Midna please. Asking for a friend.
The games are the canon, the rest is advertising. It never has to make sense and often doesn't, wailord fucking skitty, etc.
Saved.
i aspire to be this man
woah...
>36 burgers
>2 gallons
>14 minutes
Nah, whatever the fuck he is, it isn't human and some cunt's just shaved a bear and sneaked it in
Holy shit
Americans eternally BTFO
A slippery criminal indeed!
Jesus Christ it's real
Wtf is wrong with Florida? All those insane american news seem to come from there.
I call BS, 25 gallons is far too much anything to fit in a person
Still nasty
4u
They're really laid back about FOI requests so journalists can pour through arrests for all sorts of weird shit.
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Oh shit nigger what in sweet fuck.
>I never thought as an American I would unironically be calculating burgers per minute
kek
Man: the pinnacle of all God's creations.
we've all been there
70 kg is mass, 686.7 newtons is weight
average mass of an adult male isn't 7.14 kg
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VERY high burger intake per minute
>You will never eat at 2.4 BPM
Why even live, lads.
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if you get bitten by a florida man, do you also become one?
this is why america wil never succumb to islam
consumption: 0 to 36 in 14 minutes
mileage: 2 gallons per 14 minutes of service
>BPM
Should have just let the heart attack claim him.
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Is this real? Is it even possible to drink that without dying? I work the friers at mcdonalds and i couldnt even imagine the amount of filth that gathers up in them
>the reality of the Burger surpasses even the wildest memes
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A true patriot, god bless his soul.
>Europeans are acting like 2 gallons is a lot to drink
Most american thing ever
This.
I drink 2 liters of coke a day and im thin as fuck
fucking lost hard
this i alone had 3 gallons during easter brunch
watch this
*fucking dies*
Brilliant prank.
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God bless America