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I want to point out one important point. America is secretly controlled by Jews and their British and French allies. They are outwardly using America in order to hide the fact that they are the perpetrators. They are also secretly supported by Poles. Unfortunately, Americans still haven't realized the truth. Just check my small youtube video "Britain's treacheries during world war 1 and world war 2."
chebs desu
Tim
Tim
define "Tim"
haha
slags
willy
bums
gay
chebs
need a bf
proto gf
so called gf
rorke
rasheed
deano
poo
zoot
'cide
radical centrist
business idea
grime
greater london
lads
stormzy
peng
north
south
fedora
gym
FOY
janny
screeching
howling
roaring
bellowing
cager
runt
cuckio
tim
cara
shan't
hat
JUST
anime
ahh yes
hmm
going to the shop, want anything?
good post
barrett new builds
toilet bog fart
manny
all me
not a word
Reminiscing about the cuckio meme
They say they love me they don't even know me
I am lonely keep it on the lowkey
tim with his gf
missing;
lids
frick
worst things about my work are
>working 8 hours
>living in a city where rent is riduclous and my only purpose is being there to work(i have no friends or anything)
>easy to make mistakes for which i get a good telling-off
>actual work is 50% interesting 50% boring admin shit.
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How do I stand up to my wife?
what does time smell like?
Going to the shop lads, want anything?
the working day should be no more than 4 hours.
if manny is on there so should brum be
only you say these
Devon
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saw someone else use both TODAY
how about zero horus
needs to be sectioned
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christ she's fantastic
great chebs
great hips
Have a gander at what I just witnessed in my so-called garden
glad I quit my job desu
>8 hours of boredom and monotony
>a few breaks where maybe one of my mates or a qt girl will be in so we can chill for a bit
>usually just old people/people I hate trying to talk about their dreary lives to me while I read.
same here brother. i make at least one fuck-up per week.
ex gf just tweeted something about her splitting up with her bf and him being violent to her
heart skipped a beat when I read it
Tim was kind of funny back when he was in the flat in Marlow and was having his various shenanigans with the dentist and the delivery guys. but even then you might only get about a minute or so of actual lulzy stuff amid the hours every week of just the guy singing and watching murder she wrote reruns with his teddy bears
never been to work
cut your grass you mong
reminds me of a certain tranny
Diversity is our strength.
>Work 8 hours
>Live 30 minutes from work, so I finish at 5, train is at 5:30, get home at 6pm
>Enjoy the job I do but my workload is twice as much as a retail runt but get paid the same as a retail runt
>Work occasional Saturdays (only until 12) and get a half day in the week if working a Saturday, but because of the travel, the half day barely feels like a half day
>If working Saturdays, I'm getting up early for work 6 days a week instead of 5 and I'm constantly tired
>Don't like how I have to organize my life around work, but I suppose that's the same for any full time worker
woman beater
>leaver depicted as a white man
>remainer depicted as a paki girl
WTF i love europe now!
texted my sister from my new phone, said love you and she said "ditto"
all yanks who aren't me are merely decoys
why don't white people just have more kids
I spend most of my time either: procrastinating, covering up or apologising for mistakes i make, doing mindnumbing tasks that overshadow the itneresing ones
what do you do instead
i was on the dole for a few months but they were making my life hell.
I don't actually believe what rorkes say about Paris being like Africa. Every city in the world has horrible areas
not sure I worded that right
she's just split up with her other bf because he was violent
only know the 8 hours feel out of those for now, might move to the city too soon as were moving offices
driving is fucking boring though cannot wait for self driving cars
nubblerzubblers wubblywibblyroooooo
white people are responsible and won't shit out babies if they can't afford it because they don't want to go on dole
yeah africa isn't that bad.
any cheeky plans for cheeky spliff day lads?
been there many times on school trips and holidays, it's just like any other western european capital city. People of all types there and I didn't notice an abnormal amount of africans
Rorke's never left his council estate so why would you listen to him, blimey
oohhhh man you're so in
who
>>Don't like how I have to organize my life around work, but I suppose that's the same for any full time worker
this annoys me to no end to be honest.
what does she normally say
dont remember the last time I told my sister I loved her since I've been an adult
quite liked this post, yank
willy willy willy?
'he 'inner
getting anxious about belling the weedman again
Not sure if I should try to go to sleep and inevitably fail or just not bother.
White Americans have one of the highest fertility rates in the West. Still below replacement since the 1960s though.
tuckered out after a long day x
>had acne since hitting puberty
>tried absolutely everything including accutane and nothing works
>25 now
>nowhere near as bad but still get several spots on my face and neck
>always thought I had pretty high test levels due to several things (deep voice, can eat junk food every day and stay ripped, build muscle easy, massive sex drive etc)
>remember how bodybuilders who inject test get acne
>google it
>high tesosterone levels cause acne
>go to docs and have bloods done
>confirmed high test
>told me he can give me tablets which will decrease my test
>tell him to get right fucked off
>also gives me a diet plan of sorts
>no meat, no dairy, no tuna
>basically a bitch vegan diet
So yeah, I either have to become a low test little bitch or keep getting acne for god knows how long
Pic related is my scarred as fuck neck. Though they look much worse because I just got out of the shower. This was also from a bad reaction to some cream the doc gave me.
frickin delivery room isn't open in college at uni so I can't pick up my drugs RRRRREEEEEEEEE
FUCKING PORTERS DO YOUR JOB WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR
rorkesheed
non-whites know how to play the game
>pop out a whole bunch of kids
>get high priority on housing needs
>get a big house because fuck load of kids
>right to buy it
>suddenly have an asset worth a million
>don't really care about outcome of kids because you were going to have 15 kids back in war-torn africa anyway,
>kids end up just dealing or doing retail runtery or whatever
wtf I love the EU now.
jk. I always did
eating a maccy dees
>'he
never post here again
absolutely REQUIRE a sara gf lads
those mind-numbing boring jobs are always the ones that cause me to fuck up, i tend to save them up for a single day because my brain feels like it turns to jelly and i become a spastic for the remainder of the day (which is when i start fucking everything up)
i never want to go to sleep because i'm afraid of what tomorrow will bring
she's going downhill rapidly
grim
>Middlesbrough made a European final in 2006
fucking hell, time moves fast
Losing all purpose in life.
I currently live to work.
disgusting little rat
>frickin
foy
>college
FOY
>drugs
FOOOOYYYY AROOOOOOOOOOOO
why would you put that rubbish in your body except in an emergency (can't even imagine what kind of emergency you'd be in where you can get mcdonald's but not something else, but there you go)
do you just not care? why not?
do you not like yourself?
Cute! (:
take the effort pill my friend
you're probably like me, had one real relationship, had your heart broken, then just had unfulfilling random sex
actually try to have real realtionship with a qt
she'll probably break your heart because 99% of women nowadays are harpies, but you might find ONE good one
oh just fuck off
turkroaches hate the fact that someone made a movie about the armenian genocide and the media blames it on alt-right trolls from Sup Forums
genuinely feel a bit ill seeing that
same here lad. your jawline looks like mine too :^(
הרעיון העסקי: להיות יהודי
same
i'm considering the 'starting a family meme' but only one girl has ever loved me and she's gone now and i have no idea how to get another girl (tinder, partying etc have all failed spectalulry)
but more ontologically i don't know whether im happy cucking myself to more work just to raise some lil brats.
i was expecting at least a "love you too, talk to you soon". seems more like something she'd say
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> what is a collegiate university
step within arm's reach and I'll vaporise your eyesockets mate
Love how some pets can be so loving literally just spent an hour petting my dog, truly mans best friend
Those come backs they made getting there were just surreal
You knew they'd lose once they got to the final though
>middlesbrough was once the capital of the world
>now it's a rundown shithole with trees and pakis growing out the side of buildings
time flies
very nice
delete this
hate dogs 2bh
she has that look as if she just saw that yank's arsehole for the 100th time
Want to eat her boogers
Dumb slag.