Why did americans create a country in the worst possible spot?

Why did americans create a country in the worst possible spot?

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Stop bullying me

those are fertile lands you cunt

What should we have done, been a nation of pussies that leave most our country uninhabited just because it'd be a little difficult?

Because we're retards, stop bullying us for our disabilities, that's very shameful.

>Be colonist in America
>Head north and establish Maine
>Get murdered by ghosts and monsters

>Head south and establish Florida
>Get eaten by gators and hurricanes

>Head west because fuck everywhere else
>Murder a bunch of natives and set up shop in a part of the country literally designed to have tornadoes on a daily basis

>Head further west after my house gets destroyed for the ninth time and try to set up in California
>Get shot

Why did Australians create a country in a tropical shithole that was burned down by abos?

>be Australian colonist
>endure all those things and more
Why aren't you dead yet?

we're not pussies and we don't have ghosts

>we're not pussies and we don't have ghosts
I wish I was Australian

you'll have to up your shitpost game first, bud

>live in northern Illinois
>get a little paranoid every spring
>at least once a year sky turns green and sirens go off
>always nearly shit my pants
>storm/tornado always changes course at the last minute
>mfw

How does one get better at shitposting? Do I just view your general and copy your mannerisms?

Or do I just.. Eat your shit?

don't take anything seriously, and make fun of people who do

fucking loser

Chile is worse

Oopsie! Wrong froggy!

This is more like it.

Will do, faggot.

The question is not why americans live in such areas, but why the natives chose such areas to live thousand of years before colonialists.

The natives were semi nomadic

damage control

Does anyone in the world besides the USA and Bangladesh even get tornadoes?

Mexico

I'm from Tecksas and I have literally never seen a single tornader in my entire life

RealLifeLore is getting boring lately.

CHI

it's true though

>tornado ally is bad

You have no fucking concept of farming do you Brucie? That area of land is also called the breadbasket because the land is stupidly fertile and naturally perfect for farming. Canada has the most drinkable water in the world and we have the best farmable land. Because of these two things our future is secured through eventual overpopulation.

But tornadoes are lit senpai

>try australia despite my hesitance for a country with a stamped flag
>hospitalized by random insect
>get boxed by kangaroo


>try Canada
>cold

>try Sweden
>poor from moving from place to place but everything is finally OK
>walking home one night and see two refugees tailing me
>speed up
>so do they
>break into a sprint
>so do they
>beaten, stripped and sodomized
>limp home naked with muslim cum leaking from ass

>more Russian's die each year from heatstroke than Americans have from tornadoes in all of history

Really makes you think.

but this is the best, have coastline to 2 oceans, isolated from wars, easy to trade with europe and asia, godlike location

And ungodlike government. Even Saudi Arabia's government is better, by ALOT.

If you weren't pussies you'd leave the coasts

>1.4% chance tops

Just wait for a tornado, then build your house there.

>Australia calling another country's location the worst spot

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yeah. also more arable land, and more interconnected navigable internal waterways than much of the rest of the world combined. in a realistic Civ game, starting alone in North America would be easy-mode.

the fact that the USA is a superpower isn't very impressive when you consider that. Actually, it's a little embarrassing, because we really should be much more powerful than we are since we're playing on easy-mode.

those farmlands will eventually be automated and the hillbillies will die out

Fucking this
Australians all act like tough outback cunts on the internet, but 95% of aussies live in metropolises on the coasts far away from the deadly taipans, etc that exist in most of continent

America is fucking impressive, even if you had a good location
Look at South America, they have the population coasts resources and location to be a global superpower, but they don't even have a fraction of a fraction of the global cultural influence and military power that America has
Americans should stop running themselves down, you guys are bloody impressive

The only South American country that comes close to being as blessed as geographically blessed as the US is Argentina. In terms of land quality, ports, geographic security, navigable rivers, unifying features that promote national cohesiveness instead of barriers that aid regionalism, etc; they are like a miniature US mainland. Their government's incompetence is proof that, yes, it is entirely possible to fuck up on easy-mode, even with a perfect location.

our coasts are still deadlier than most other countries, just less so than the rest of the country

look at the news

I have lived in Missouri since I was 10 (16 years), and have literally never seen a tornado.

Americans really are obsessed with black cock.
It's fucking pathetic, to be honest. Your nation is a pastiche of a modern nation.

Get off the Mexican cock or get a trip, because everyone knows you by now as that gushing faget sheep fucker who is constantly, desperately seeking attention from American anons. Your cunt belongs in a filter.

Why did Australians create a country in the worst possible spot?

>Ever leaving the Northeast Coast
Comfy as fuck, no faults, no tornadoes, most hurricanes die out
The only downside is that it gets cold

>Long island and NYC chopped off of New York

Hurricanes to the east, Tornados in the middle and Quakes, Volcanos and Calderas to the West.

Everywhere in Murica is a bad spot.

don't forget the americans in all directions

If that map was accurate then Kansas would unironically be the best state in the US.

Stop watching that peter zeihan hack

you're right... sorry.

AHHHHH I WANNA KILL PEOPLE

>tfw you'll never be a Californio