Americans

Americans

You have 30 seconds to justify why you don't live in Miami

Growing number of faggots from the North.

There you go, there's your answer.

I dont want AIDS

It's full of Cubans, and goddamned snowbird yankees/jews.

>only 240,000 people live in Miami and it's world known
>1,500,000 live in Philadelphia and the only thing it is known for is the Prince of Bel-Air rap
>several million live in Houston and I only know it exists because of trap rappers

It actually surprised me that so few people live in Miami. Why is that?

Because I don't want to live in a fetid swamp and I don't want to live around Mexicans.

Its seen as a party city

70% of the population unironically speaks Spanish

But they are from Cuba

They're brown and speak spanish; all the same to me.