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*blocks your path*

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emily

I will not fall into a pit of depression today I will not fall into a pit of depression today I will not

This post Made my night hahhahhaahahahhahahsh i was literally laughing

off to work in 25 minutes

>no platonic ballroom dancing doesn't count

ah :( a girl hugged me once, it was a side-hug but that still counts.

so i can meet 1,000 girls some of which might even be interested in me but chances are i'll never lay any of them because i'm too scared of being "that creepy guy" who misreads situations. i just assume nobody is interested in me, and even if they show interest i just assume they're either being nice or made a mistake

73740187
LOL

Want a sausage

>Tovarisch Ooga Boogavich

Ninth for blasphemy.

This town, is coming like a ghost town
All the clubs have been closed down
This place, is coming like a ghost town
Bands won't play no more
Too much fighting on the dance floor

Hey Iván!

delete this now you racist

good tune

Bloody racist

>tfw it's hitting me in the feels because my town is slowly dying.

@73740205
quit laughing at my posts you fucking chainsaw massacre

which town? most cities are revitalising these days

Just want to have good mental health

Is that too much to ask

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Sup Pablo, how you doing

yes

good evening losers :)
hows the suicide thoughts going? lmao

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anybody else prefer the extended version with an additional 4 minute trumpet solo?

t. tranny

Doing great and enjoying russian culture :-)

t. kiwi

>enjoying russian culture
shooting krokodil?

ah...

He was expecting to have sex with a cunt....And he danced with a married cunt haahahha loser

Why should anyone nuke Mecca? Let them have their religion, we just need to send all muslims back.

Dundee lad.

It's always been a shitpit, but we use to have a scene, students use to be decent cunts.

Now it's just nursing students and faggots from fife coming over for a night out. Our clubs are all dying. (The biggest club folded and is now nothing more than an named floor in another club.)

LOL no, listening balalaikas and cossack music

the wall just got ten feet higher, José

>we just need to send all muslims back.
What about the ones born there? Nuking the Kabaa will make them all go nuts and then you have an excuse to remove kebab.. In self defense.

>faggots
fuck off yank

I've come to realise in my short time on earth that the body is merely the vessel and I am the pilot

>the wall just got ten feet higher, José

pip pip cheerio ol' chaps. God save the Queen and all that then

> muh clubs
haha, normies

>27
>tafe dropout after two semesters right after HS
>neet ever since
>mum fully realizes she fucked up raising me by being an overprotective helicopter mum and now basically leaves me alone in exchange for me doing some small chores (taking out trash, mowing the lawn mostly)
>get an allowance of 100$ dollars a month that can roll over if I don't use it.
>pirated all vidya for a year and a half to save up to build a 1600$ gaming computer
>she was hoping I was saving to buy a car, barely hides her crushed look when I tell her to get out her credit card.

I shouldn't enjoy how depressed she is but I do, I'm her only child, only family really besides some cousins she hasn't spoken to in 20 years. She's getting old, has multiple health problems such as diabetes. She doesn't have too much energy anymore and the house that she once kept spotless is a wreck because I won't do anything but what we agreed upon when I was 19. Yesterday I heard her crying for the first time in whatever, praying to God for a miracle and for him to 'fix' me. I reminded her that its all her fault for divorcing my father because she found out he had smoked week with some high school buddies when I was 6. (dad was later killed in a car accident when I was 12, only saw him a couple times because he didn't manage to get visitation thanks to her kike lawyer.)

B...B...But at least i hugged a cunt ;_________;

>thailad is being racist again

-_-

Top 5 Cities of the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Hull
3. Dublin
4. Leeds
5. Belfast

Fat Sam's was full of underagers, the waterfront is being revitalised, rooms still has a good scene and the university students are actually better as entry standards have risen

monkey

Dumb monkey

let's all meet up in the year 2000

HATE white ppl

poofs, batty boys, bumders, bummers, gaybos, arse bandits, Elton Johns, Aid spreaders, [spoiler]yer dad[/spoiler]
British enough lad?

>What about the ones born there?

Why should this even matter? Send them all back. Anyone who's a muslim, a "cultural muslim", a "moderate muslims", or a "(muslim) atheist", get's shipped back to the Middle East.

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shan't

go to bed ffs

back in work

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shall

Thai chicANO is posting ladybois again

you can't send people "back" to a place they didn't come from

not

You can't send somebody "back" to somewhere they may have never even visited.

ummmm there seems to be an absence of a certain city that is FIRMLY, UNQUESTIONABLY and ABSOLUTELY on the map xx

*blocks your path*

t. shitskin

not sure which one you're talking about

Thai chicANO didn't denied it

Actual manky as fuck lad.

I bet it was a bird as well.

Bristol?

wanting to send british born muslims "back" to the middle east is like wanting to send american born whites "back" to europe

most whites would gladly live in europe if it wasn't full of shitskins

horrific

except those people's ancestors literally built the country, of course.

i'm up for that. when do i get my citizenship? my ancestors came from Odenwald. looks like a nice enough place.

it was

r8

Of course, lads have control.
And if they shit themselves, they're fucking out sharper than a knife.

>love wales
yeah nah

Hehehe

soon as the radical centrists are in control and we institute free movement

i must have posted the shit on the club floor photo 50 times in /brit/ now and people are still commenting on it as if it's the first time they've seen it

If you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end

Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your, uncle or your lover

If you have a racist friend
now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end

Be it your best friend
Or any other
Is it your husband or your father or your mother?

Tell them to change their views
Or change their friends
Now is the time, now is the time, for your friendship to end

So if you know a racist who thinks he is your friend
Now is the time, now is the time for your friendship to end

Call yourself my friend?
Now is the time to make up your mind, don't try to pretend

Be it your sister
Be it your brother
Be it your cousin or your uncle or your lover

So if you are a racist
Our friendship has got to end
And if your friends are racists don't pretend to be my friend

So if you have a racist friend
Now is the time, now is the time for our friendship to end

Goodbye

must have commented 50 times on the shit on the club floor photo

hello comrades

20, virgin. Hate muslims.Hate Islam.Hate myself. Hate humanity. Hate normies. Hate the left. NOT racist just don't like them simple as. Love wanking.

Ewww Stalin i prefer Hitler and trotsky

radical centrists aren't for free movement

yes we are in the utopian sense

hello ayaan hirsi ali

this photo makes me irrationally angry

autism

autism

Disgusting

what shall it be, lads? yorkshire, tips, or twining's?

me at the bottom

20, have ejaculated inside a collection of molecules that is colloquially known as a female vaginal orifice. hate all reLIEgion except islam(pbuh). hate everyone but myself. hate reeetards. hate white people. NOT racist just a bit racist, simple as. love shitposting

tyPHOY

>have ejaculated inside a collection of molecules that is colloquially known as a female vaginal orifice
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Tetleys like the common lad I am.

don't think hating communism is autustic