Ssh don't mind me, I'm skipping work to take a siesta

Ssh don't mind me, I'm skipping work to take a siesta.

>work
You have to be employed in order to take time off, Juan.

Wakie wakie, wagie

Teach me your secret, José!

Please stop I'm not getting up.

Wake up!

It's Jorge.

Lorenzo?

GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED JORGE

*Pulls blankets off bed*

Jorge and he is sad. He was supposed to be going to the psychiatrist but didn't.
So now he is sperging again daily here, pretending to be a girl.

Thought I heard something

But he sounds like a José, Sven.

It's Jorge and don't bully him. He is old and sad that he is short,lonely and future is gone ;_;

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kyaa~~

>'Aaaaaakari..'
No
*punch*

bf

So the perfect guy to bully, easy target that did it to himself.

>mfw i literally have a sofa in my office and i use it to sleep siesta

sleep tight hermano

>his country doesn't have a designated siesta sofa
How do Northerners even survive ?

left. you
right: me

We actually do other things than just sleeping and drinking.

For what purpose ?

Like posting on Sup Forums?

Gain wealth and amusement with harlots.

I'm actually getting paid right now.

Will you be my (siesta) bf?

lf siesta bf

>tfw turned down a shift today
Feels good man.