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1000 Year Tory Reich edition

Vote Conservative June 8th

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kek

corbyn

Upa RA

I'd hate to work for an MP, their teams must be going insane

stupid bint

who's the qt third to the right on the bottom row?

what would happen if corbyn won

Come home British man

#jeb

>brit/pol/ has a cunting insider

Her announcement is just repeating headlines of the Sun, absolutely disgusting, we are fucked.

BREXIT has been CANCELLED

What are the chances that Farage will become PM in the new election?

Liz Truss

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it's just a constant stream of top quality content coming out of normie twitter

talked to my friend from perth

glad i dont live in perth

join the unstoppable and indisputable lib dem surge

cara

this is in line with speculation that was leading the markets and news before the announcement you mong

>tfw just quit my job in public affairs
>spoke to ex-colleagues earlier and the phones haven't stopped ringing

can't wait to pick up the pieces on consultancy fees once the dust has settled

You'd have a PM without a Trump sized hole in their sphincter.

THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW COMRADES

Barber: How many PMs do you want in a yearly period?

its either theresa may or jeremy corbyn

thoughts on michael mcintyre?

Are you guys trying to take the crown from Australia?

socialist utopia

>voted conservative every time since i was allowed to vote
>they've never lost since
Think I might be the key to every general election for the foreseeable future lads. Spoiler- will be voting conservative again this time.

big dave wouldnt allow this

he was the true pm

good post but I can say that because I'm not a brit

I hate American 'English' so fucking much.

I'd like to pork her (if you know what I mean)

Three week holiday for purdah, get in

>or jeremy corbyn

when i encourage my friend to save money and improve his quality of life by shoplifting luxury items he rebukes this encouragement, claiming he is above thieving

however he has stolen before and does not do it because he's a pussy, lacks the nerve

not out of morality

aloomynum

hehe, bit funny actually

>britain is leaving the european union and there can be no turning back

>so
foy

time to rewatch these

mentally underperformed whilst reading this post

cara desu lads

what's the torch represent?

What's happening ?

Hope ed features somehow

Reminds me of Autism Kings, when I'd throw an election to cement my power. It's such a roll of the dice. If this goes through, I will be able to do anything I want without any objections. If it doesn't, my ambitions will remain a distant dream.

Sort of what Erdogan did yesterday too.

The Plebs are the only thing between you and total control. Scary.

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The Tories will win via petty-booj votes because of the Labour Party's utter betrayal of the working classes, not because they are popular

ROLL
IN
THE
POO

Same
Oh wait, I fucking do

old conservative logo

Leave Brexit to me

>the SNP will be the official opposition party in 3 months

>refuse to give the scots a referendum because we need to focus on Brexit

>call a general election

She's not going to get away with this

Same as it ever was

Hoping for another Election Wipe 2bh.

wouldn't they have to win seats outside scotland for that to happen?

>a vote for a generation!!!
>3 years later...

her logic seems sound

*hijacks your thread*

SALT

O V E R L O A D

>the city of r/unitedkingdom

Tories will win all england and wales, SNP will be the second biggest partu

Nah, they just need to win more than Labour

this isn't a response my ol' CHAP

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God bless May

hmmm

no way labour can drop below 56 seats

also snp will lose at least one

farmers are muck spreading and it smells of POO

we upstaged you

oh for fucks sake I can't be arsed with a general election

aha reddit is such a crazy bunch

>screwed
When did the Labour Party become so americanised?

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN,

LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN,

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

SEND HER VICTORIOUS,

HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,

LONG TO REIGN OVER US,

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!


O LORD GOD ARISE,

SCATTER OUR ENEMIES,

AND MAKE THEM FALL!

CONFOUND THEIR KNAVISH TRICKS,

CONFUSE THEIR POLITICS,

ON YOU OUR HOPES WE FIX,

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!


NOT IN THIS LAND ALONE,

BUT BE GOD'S MERCIES KNOWN,

FROM SHORE TO SHORE!

LORD MAKE THE NATIONS SEE,

THAT MEN SHOULD BROTHERS BE,

AND FORM ONE FAMILY,

THE WIDE WORLD OV'ER


FROM EVERY LATENT FOE,

FROM THE ASSASINS BLOW,

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

O'ER HER THINE ARM EXTEND,

FOR BRITAIN'S SAKE DEFEND,

OUR MOTHER, PRINCE, AND FRIEND,

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!


THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,

ON HER BE PLEASED TO POUR,

LONG MAY SHE REIGN!

MAY SHE DEFEND OUR LAWS,

AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,

TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!


LORD GRANT THAT MARSHAL WADE

MAY BY THY MIGHTY AID

VICTORY BRING.

MAY HE SEDITION HUSH,

AND LIKE A TORRENT RUSH,

REBELLIOUS SCOTS TO CRUSH.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Will be voting Labour cause me dad did and his dad did, simple as.

You know what to do.

Good news for the Library Demo, might mean getting a referendum on the final deal.

Alright Rasheed

Business idea: sinn fein wins all the seats but refuses to take their seats

rude
don't do that again

shall be voting for the 'kip

Don't let him down lads

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Fuck off

I'll fund it, how much do they need?

>library demo
Uh. Lib dems

>the queen will die before the election

>Library Demo
what

Guys, don't mean to derail the thread, but what will this election mean for the ethnic BME population of London?

lib dem surge, libdem tsunami

>americans started their 2017 presidential campaign in march 2015
>we get a 2017 election with 2 months notice

hmm

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why is this so funny

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>tfw no deer lady gf

dumb phoneposter

Vote Corbyn for more money

Gas chambers.

>he's not 100% decided on voting for our corbyn

Lib Dems are the obvious choice.

Anyone University educated person below the age of 50 voting Tory is a turkey voting for Christmas.