/vocaroo/ thread

post vocaroos. whatever you want, there are no rules.

>Official Unofficial Rules

1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Must post at least one (1) OC vocaroo to participate in this thread

>Obligatory English, but please post other languages and more interesting English texts as that's the only way these threads become interesting =)

"Northern Ireland's two largest parties, the DUP and Sinn Féin, have spent weeks blaming each for the failure to restore Stormont's power-sharing government."

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very brave of you lad. my brother has aspergers, so i know how difficult that must've been. good on ya

love ur enthusiasm, janice

Those who dare can give this a try

Hengen hiren Haari heet Houltz
hannert hierem hei'gen Haus.
Hien hei'ert honnert hongrech
Holzemer Houe'sen houschten.

do me a favor and read this clearly so i can post it in /brit/ and ask them to rate your weird accent

"God I want to suck your dick so bad. I want to lovingly wrap my English lips all around your massive schlong. I can feel it pulsating in my mouth and it's making my boipucci SOAKING WET. *moan of pleasure* Oh yes baby, I am LOVING IT"

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requestan french

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Well done

good job on Sinn Féin.

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What in French ?

This thread is alright I guess.

n'importe quoi
elle est belle

3/10, not enough "ya mon," "babylon."
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thanks

Not bad at all

at some point of my fucked up English language education I figured that my teacher's mangled attempt at RP isn't worth imitating so my pronunciation kinda strayed away from anything comprehensible over the years

it'd probaby take me several years of living among Brits to fix this shit

9/10, ano. only thing you missed the R in European, and Sinn is pronounced with a Sh sound.

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read this you brown devils

Nie ma zasadniczej różnicy pomiędzy obywatelem Stanów Zjednoczonych Ameryki, a przeciętnym leśnym grzybem, przy czym porównanie owo wypada raczej na niekorzyść grzyba.

Still not Ano m8 (might as well stop saying this though since you people never seem to believe me). Have this for your troubles vocaroo.com/i/s0Gm0rCaJ4JP

Voice is trash
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im a requesting a text to read silly goose

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ah shit my bad. seriously you sound exactly alike. especially since you both sing kek very nice btw

Nah bruh, it's all good. Sube algo en español.

pretty much flawless, good job lad

pls be in mobay

here yago polish friend
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I don't think he even posts in /voc/ anymore, I haven't seen his posts myself in like a year or so (at least he never posts in the threads I lurk/post in). Have some more for bumps sake vocaroo.com/i/s1nbEjyO2RdA

Could you give me a text? Don't know what to choose, oh and thanks.
I didn't expect you to say that, thank you.

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>Uno de los muchos y pequeños países que crucé en Centroamérica. El Salvador es un país peligroso y difícil. Con más de 6 millones de habitantes es el país más densamente poblado del continente. También uno de los más pobres y con más altos índices de delincuencia y homicidios, provocados de las conocidas maras

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Ok, here it is.
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Sexy.

vocaroo.com/i/s0wwJQ2dHGVA I have no idea what I'm doing

how do you say, "i wanted to strangled by the big black thighs of a jamaican goddess" in french?

W-what? H-how?

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see

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>Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine.

what should i say

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R8 dont H8

it's SHIN you dirty CUNT

owen rejoin the skype group

That was alright. 6/10

You should say this :

>Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures.

don't know who that queer is but his name should be Eoin instead of a filthy anglicization

pls read this:

"Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel tae fuck up?"

read my text

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kek

how can white women even compete?

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Other one didn't work
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>vocaroo.com/i/s1bNhZRRpzPH
gr8

you sound chinese

Kek.
What is tho?
:)

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nah, like a true glaswegian m88

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really don't know how to pronounce Sinn Fein

Smiley was for you

Je veux bouffer le cul d'Génie Bouchard pendant des heures.

bump

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You guys found like, two of the over a billion Africans that look decent and worship them just stfu already (In a relationship with a girl who's brown af so you can't call me racist)

>(In a relationship with a girl who's brown af so you can't call me racist)
post pics

Proof

>braces
JANNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever mane my teeth are gonna be straight as hell

yeah by the time you're 16 you should have some pretty good teeth

Bruh this pic was taken when I was 17 we just have severe baby face and I don't wanna grow some awkward wispy ass teenage """"beard""""

hiow old are you now, 17 and a half?

you look like mark zuckerberg in 8th grade

fucking kek, he does.

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Barely 18 so suck my dongle

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Nuh uh he hair lighter

what does that mean? I took german at school but I didn't understand

Northern Ireland's two largest parties, the DUP and Sinn Féin, have spent weeks blaming each for the failure to restore Stormont's power-sharing government.

it's probably his shitty hitler accent

Sounds exactly like a native. Keep up the good work

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>sin fayne

nonononononononononono

Well you sound like a fat. I'm at work and away from my mic

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talking about my favourite subject

wtf you sound look putin trying to emphasize every word and with a up and down tone
Chi?
tchoo largest partchies.
is your name ivan?

Square up nigga.

You're a square

Request: Eurofags and americans alike. Looking forward the antebellum southern aristocracy.

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again."

shit book

Did this on Sup Forums yesterday. Me singing some ELO, not very good, but I tried.
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Is this a magic spell that puts you into a religion?