/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

A thread to discuss the shared and individual cultures, histories, people, news and languages of the Big Three of Europe

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Lissauer
strawpoll.me/12773872
strawpoll.me/12773870
strawpoll.me/12773871
strawpoll.me/12773873
youtube.com/watch?v=LSM3er93mWU
youtube.com/watch?v=SL3l5sRISps
twitter.com/AnonBabble

why is germany part of the big three

my ancestors :)

surely it should be /frbrdeu/

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

Wahey

haha benis

>With Germany
Without me. Bye.

queen victoria is napoleon in a dress

election season boys
death to the union

>Avec l'Allemagne
Sans moi. Au revoir.

Er strafe es!

g*rmanics have never created anything on their own
all robbed from slavs, celts, iberians and the other real European peoples

übernommen
verpisst euch ihr scheiß froscherfresser und anglo schweine

ER STRAFE ES

arr rook same

WE

>Germany
What the heck I just wanted to fight with the brits !
Guess that Germany can watch our make up sex afterwards

haha germans hate england nazis blitz :D

if you wouldnt let your napoléon have his way with you you're honestly a faggot

dresden was a mistake
the mistake being it wasn't all of germany

Be quiet Italy.

KAMERAD! KAMERAD!
ALLE MÄDELS MÜSSEN WARTEN!

ER STRAFE ES

ER STRAFE ES

very cute
>that brit pantsu

This

Fuck krauts and fuck OP

Representing the even more select group of coutries who kicked the ass of one of the "big three" at war.
There's just us and India I think.

Anyone here having American Express credit card? How widely is it being accepted in the UK?
They got some good offers so I'm thinking of getting one, but no point if no one would take it.

they always were

"Gott strafe England" is actually from a poem written during the first world war. He also was Jewish.

Britain: Conservative landslide, May PM
France: Front National narrow victory, Le Pen President
Germany: CDU-AfD coalition, Merkel Chancellor, Petry Vice Chancellor

cap this

Free Kernow

youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY

WE WUZ

India has never won a war

>fuck krauts
That's so rude tho

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ER STRAFE ES!

> CDU-AfD coalition
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one

haha ebic menes xD

>best german scientists
>jewish
>best "british" anything
>irish welsh or scottish

@73754596
>WOW look we can commit war crimes
>BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

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>France and Germany both have more people than us
>We still beat them
Feels good mann

Sadly the AfD is on the verge on destroying itself. Its not going well for them. Also the CDU in its current form would not ally with the AfD.

don't respond to the rapist

lol
just lol

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Lissauer

Culling pests is not a war crime

hmm

haha wowww cool

glad you liked it!

Let's make a poll, which country would you prefer to make a Personnal Union with if you were forced by exterior events.

Poll for british:
strawpoll.me/12773872

Poll for french:
strawpoll.me/12773870

Poll for germans:
strawpoll.me/12773871

Poll for the rest of Sup Forums:
strawpoll.me/12773873

No people were killed in the bombing of Dresden

Haß zu Wasser und Haß zu Land
Haß des Hauptes und Haß der Hand
Haß der Hämmer und Haß der Kronen
drosselnder Haß von siebzig Millionen
Sie lieben vereint, sie hassen vereint
Sie haben alle nur einen Feind:
England

No one accepts AE

why not just call it /germ/

Good poll

Good thread.
t. French

Would turn into an English version of /deutsch/
Believe me that's the last thing you want

>tfw scottish mate is PISSED

hehe

ufufu

Hmmm, I see that was written by the same Jew that came up with "Gott Strafe England"

Why was Germany so butthurt at England in WW1, btw? Why wasn't it "Gott Strafe Frankreich" considering that they were the main enemy?

Warum denn unbedingt eine englische Fassung? :^)
Wäre aber irgendwie mal nett, zu sehen, was der Rest von Sup Forums von /deutsch/-Größen wie dem Basler oder dem Schurken hält.

youtube.com/watch?v=LSM3er93mWU

what are you studying then so?

Sind beide absolute schwuchteln uezs

>ER STRAFY ES
>GOD STRAFE ENGLAND
>MUH DRESDEN
I hate GERMans.

meddl people

FETTI WAS GEHT

I don't want to merge with any of it but if we should I'm really torn apart
I think the Frankish Empire 2.0 would definitely have some great synergy but culturally/spiritually we are closer to the british and would get along better than with the germans in my opinion.

N INSELAFFE LABERT ÜBERN DEUTSCHEN ALDA DER SOLL MA DIE FRESSE HALTEN

>people from my flag voting germany
traitors the lot of them

You absolutely never kicked our ass. France had already demolished your revolution and our army was busy torturing and massacring you when De Gaulle pussied out due to public opinion changing. Just like the US in Irak.
He pulled back and accepted to let you go but you won this war as much as you won during your history : not at all.
I don't even know how you dare to claim this. The worse is that others believe you.

schmeiß diesen inselaffen und Baguettes gleich so die brüggel raus uezs

>culturally/spiritually we are closer to the british

nice

France=Hot Wife
German=Boring Husband
England=Wife's ex who she cheats on her husband with

ICH HABE MEIN FRAU NICHT GETOTET

let us anschluss Austria and Switzerland + the Netherlands and we enslave the Polish than we have 2 equally powerful nations

@73755122
HOWLING at this post

AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN

youtube.com/watch?v=SL3l5sRISps
Hahahahahahaha dead germs dead germs.

This what the heck ? Even for us, the worst perfidious albious is 10 times better than the Eternal Boche

UND DAS HEIŠT

UND DAS HEISST ERIIIIKIAAAAAA!

>implying Frangleterre isn't inevitable

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Пoшoль нaхyй pycня

EINEN FINGER KANN MAN BRECHEN

Hahahhahha butthurt nazi kills you with my PPSH. Fucking cunt die!

mogę się dołączyć?

Hamburg

>11 million casualties

I HABE KEIN BASLER GETOTET

I know, and I can recite more of his work
SIE LIEBEN VEREINT, SIE HASSEN VEREINT
SIE HABEN ALLE NUR EINEN FEIND:
ENGLAND!

Hättest es aber tun sollen.

Hahaha spit on your face criminal. Go cry to criminal japs cunt.

Ich hab funf Katze und du mutter uezs

Nobody likes Germany
Nobody likes Germans
Nobody will ever like Germany
Nobody will ever like Germans