Are you going to go try the Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino®?

Are you going to go try the Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino®?

Unicorn? How is that unicorn related?

that looks like diabetes: the drink

Straw is a horn and it has the color scheme of /mlp/?

are you buying this knowing you'll puke?

I hope it's available here too. I'm going to ask them tomorrow.

How can I when this Balkan shithole doesn't even have one Starbucks in the entire country.

Dude, you're better off with Dunkin anyway.

>This limited-time offering is as fleeting as a rainbow, available April 19-23, while supplies last in participating Starbucks® stores in the United States, Canada and Mexico.

So the answer is no, I won't

Mmm, the first sip I took of my Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino® really brought a wave of euphoria washing over me. I will come back and buy a Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino® every day, nothing quite hits the spot like the sugar-packed energizing goodness of a Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino®.

sounds like your being paid to say that shit

No. I have been to a Starbucks but I did not like the coffee.
I don't like this company and I don't understand why all those American companies are internationally successful that are perverting the American culture.

Why get paid to love something so deliciously pleasant as a Starbucks™ Unicorn Frappucino®?

You're not missing much to be honest.

Probably a Turk living in Germany.

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i think Starbucks is pretty good, but i only get the things that actually taste like coffee and not Type 2 diabetes

tbqh you're better off with hipster-ish independant cafes

You should be glad, shit's an overpriced heart attack in a cup

Dude, their coffee is shit. It's easily the worst tasting thing on the menu, you can't get a black coffee from them, it's so burnt.

Unless you literally meant, only things that /taste/ like coffee. Then those are probably good.

100% this. Same prices usually or less, least for coffee.

i don't like those hipster coffee places, because i'm the only one who's not a mac fag and thinks the rainforest's need saving in the shop. People hate you here if your different, At least where i live

I think /mlp/ did a thing

It looks like Starbucks took a Princess Celestia and shoved her into a blender

>check please

Na man I think Sup Forums is trolling again.

It's only 400 calories. I was expecting something like the Heath shake which is 2000 calories

>460 calories
Only a heart attack if you drink three a day everyday you fucking pussy bitch.

>only 400 calories
>only
Fatty detected

I can confirm it's Sup Forums their proxying.

t. fat fuck

no thanks i'm heterosexual

>no overweight data for murrikans
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