Norway is the only country in Europe who has been consistently and outspokenly allied with the anglos in the last 400 years.
Sweden, Denmark, France, Germany, Russia, Poland, Spain, Portugal, Everyone of your seafearing Euro neighbors have been shits to Britain the last 400 years except us.
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You haven't even been a country most of the last 400 years
>Portugal
I guess them too
and for that you will pay
im already dicking a norwegian
no mercy
for over 1000 years. Oldest nordic country there is
literally kill yourself
You were literally Denmark. It's like saying Finland existed before 1809.
>oldest nordic country there is
AHAHAHAHHAHA
oldest that got unified maybe
fun fact:
Ireland thought they were special and expelled Norway from Ireland, and that after all we did for them, founded Dublin n shiet. So we went to Scotland instead
yes. portugal meanwhile has been allied with the anglos for 600 years
Denmark was german clay back when norwegian kingdoms was up and running.
>have been shits to Britain the last 400 years
Thanks
Was expecting this. We were still a country even though we were not ratified by our oppressors at the time. We won through at the end though.
Denmark handing over Norway to sweden was because denmark suported Napoleon against the British was it not?
>we wuz a country even though we were Denmark
This is Kang level denial
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I Don't deny that we were conquered by Denmark but i do advocate that we had enough of a cultural identity that would make a claim to our own land just as legitimate as the kurds or the nepalese today
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worst shit is that norwegian clay Greenland and Iceland was given to Denmark. Danes have bragged and fooled the world about being explorers for a very long time now.
And all that time they even tried to change the old norwegian language icelandic to danish without luck
You were literally Denmark. Not your own country but literally fucking Denmark. The northern part of it. Stop with the Kang bullshit. You weren't a country until barely 100 years ago.
best day of my life, never regret that decision, truly my dear
Norway>>>>>>>>>>Sweden
More like we were a country since 872, with a bunch of unions until 1905
By your definition, Denmark was southern Norway under Magnus the Good
>being butthurt on Norway's behalf
???
>consistently
you were allied with the frogs in the Napoleonic wars
my ancestors :)
And you won't even be a country in 100 years.
cause you anglos stole our trade fleet cause muh ebil naboleon
Don't talk shit about my Norwegian friend. The only true competition in the Winter olympics these days.
ahahahaha
>we wuz a country but only if we disregard when we weren't a country
By your fucking definition Sweden became a country in 600 AD
Europe sure is >we wuzzits
Swedish contributions to the world: dynamite, nobel prize, adjustable spanner, bolt cutter, propellers, celsius measurement and much more
Norwegian contributions to the world: A fucking cheese slicer
Ice hockey is literally the only relevant winter sport tbqhwyf
Swedish contributions are still shit compared to the rest of europe, we are all snowniggers in the end, so stop bullying Norway.
Norway is the Canada of Europe. You're both worthless
>b-but we were union!!
Largely ignored but vastly superior to their nigger-infested neighbours?
t. somali
>you were allied with the frogs in the Napoleonic wars
No, that is when the union between Denmark and Norway started to fail, because most norwegians didn't want anything to do with the war, it was something danes wanted. The plans for union break up started because of that war.
Actually, the Netherlands has always been an ally of the USA. And has been a major contributor to it's independence.
If Norway was an ally of the UK during that time it means they were an enemy of freedom.
delet
Norway has a bigger % of niggers than us though
Canada is super left-wing and full of chinks. Norway is full of Poles and Swedes
OH SHIII
wew
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All I know is that these two flags are the best flags in the world. Soon, we shall make a North Sea Union.
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are you that cuck from west Yorkshire?
Curling too.
bffs who dont need no EU
Just face it, the only thing you're known for is oil, getting assfucked by Germany in WW2, and stinky food. You're Diet Sweden.
>Swedes
yeah, get the fuck out
>this is considered beautiful in norway
>Sweden
>63 000 somali
>Norway
>36 000 somali
>0.63% of Sweden's population
>0,7% of Norway's population
Are you that same Swede that keeps going on about how Danes and Norwegians are two inferior races?
nice
butiful ;DD
A cheese knife >>> cheese slicer
USA >>>>>>> Canada
America is greatest ally
This.
out of all the nations that got occupied, norway took the longest to take over
besides, nazi nuke development got stopped because the norwegian resistance that blew up the heavy water factory
isn't it?
> Sweden
> 53 no-go zones
> Norway
> 0 no-go zones
Clearly you're doing something different with your niggers.
>getting assfucked by Germany in WW2
what else to expect when millions of nazi's came via neutral Sweden
Only because yours keep blowing up, though.
that is beautiful though, wtf you on about
Dont fight in the end you are all snowniggers
They only send a small fraction of their troops to Norway. You two had almost equal forces.
You must remember that niggers born on Sweden are considered true Swedes.
hahahaha get railroad'd
Sources I used only counted somalis born outside the country for both Sweden and Norway. It would literally make no difference since they would both have a similar rate of births per person.
They're a bigger part of your population though which was the discussion in the first place.
How do you get even slices with that primitive Christmas decoration?
Object oriented programming was invented in Norway.
How do you get no-go zones anyway.
Belgium and France have them as well. But they don't exist here.
No it did not, you're just incapable of reading.
The Norwegian source comes from SSB which includes first, second and third generation immigrants.
>5% muslims in sweden
>under 3% muslims in norway
hmm
>mudslims
>niggers
hmmmm
It's shaped weird, ruins the skyline and has zero connection to Norwegian culture
>equal forces
360 000 nazi soldiers back when Norway had a population of 3 million.
well well atleast the biggest nazi pride ships was sunk in Norway
by concentrating all the migrants in specific areas
>How do you get even slices with that primitive Christmas decoration?
With a steady hand and a mastery of the cheese cutting technique.
they literally stationed over 300k soldiers here
>Eurofights
it's just banter
120.000 vs 110.000
en.wikipedia.org
100.000 vs 93.000
en.wikipedia.org
280.000 vs 750.000
en.wikipedia.org
By letting them build ghettos and being beta cucks who don't police them and expecting everything to be hunky-dory.
The only part that triggers me is implying any of us were ever allied to those anglo scum. All we did was bumfuck them for numerous centuries and then stopped because it got boring.
If Norway is a nation or not, who cares? We're all essentially the same people with minor lingual/cultural differences.
Put all of the newcomers in one place and segregate them from the rest of the country.
>first generation is 28k
>second is 12k
>third is not even stated
I miss the bastu thread, that one was cozy. This sucks.
There is no third generation. Almost all of them arrived here after 1998.
Aren't all the other scandi countries just copies of Denmark?
Why would you want to have been subjugated by Anglos? If you work with them indefinitely, without any backstabbing, then you're not an ally, you're a pawn.
Isn't Italy just a copy of France?
You mean that german clay? No
You mean of Greece.