Would you like to know the natural scent of a french woman?

Would you like to know the natural scent of a french woman?

How you imagine it?

Cigarettes and B.O.

Cigarettes and sweat, since they don't shave their armpits.

Yes.

Like warm baguette.

its a mix of very fucking expensive parfume, smoke and a bit sweat from the passionate rough round she just had with me

i imagine she would smell like chanel no.5

Hairy armpits, unshaved poonani, sweat, tobacco and cheap wine

Just like my average day at work in EMS lol.

I'd stick my Eiffel Tower in her Arc de Triomphe

Like a mackerel sandwich that has been left in a warm car that is owned by a smoker.

This guy is the nearest

cheap perfume and expensive cologne

Cigarettes and garlic

>they are arrogant af and feel superior to other cultures
>they love gommie ideas
>they don't take bath
>their women don't shave
>their cuisine is great tho

Are baguettes the chinks of Europe?

france is european china, just like uk is european japan

Then what are us?

Expensive perfume and cigarette.

by us do you mean south korea or the US?

from what I remember of my French teacher, sweat and perfume

Of course our country, SK

belgium

Rotten fish and garlic

But what does Belgium have to do with the UK?

belgium was under english sphere of influence practically during her whole existance

Wasn't Belgium used to be ruled by Spain and Habsburgs

yeah but after 1815 eternal anglo stepped on the scene

yes
can i have french gf ?

Smells like BIG BLACK COCK

Like cheese

Can't believe no one has said it yet

Woah, sweat comes from hair? Woah... woah

does french pussy smell like garlic

Pungent and eggy with a hint of tobacco
Mmmmm

As if serbs don't smell like cigarette all day everyday.

No, I say the Netherlands.
The English had William of Orange and his successors, just like the Japanese Imperial Family is originally Korean. ;)

Sexy as fuck, smelling of sex musk and cigarette smoke