He imagines a voice narrating his life in the third person

>he imagines a voice narrating his life in the third person

>he talks to himself making up some sort of weird fantasy story while acting like multiple characters from a video game

Who are y'all quoting?

the akashic records

Well that was a Google search

>he imagines himself in scenarios that will never happen

kys retarded anime poster

No I don't that would be boring as shit because I'm NEET

Oh look, a German being rude. Never seen that before

>he thinks he will eventually pull himself together and fix his life

>he thinks that he will somehow find a woman who loves him

I will do these though

Fuck you, it gets me through life

>he imagines himself playing his favorite song on a stage, in front of everyone he knows

>he imagines himself not doing the virgin walk

Eeno sona indeyo eney donna indey yo
E
Eee

fantastic post

quality post

ah yes

not satisfied

...

no, you won't

Fuck you, all of you.

Hope y'all die.

I honestly don't think there is anything wrong with any of these.
But I guess I'm just an user, like You are

>he fails at everything he tries

>he thinks cute shy girl will move next to his house that is in the middle of fucking forest

It'll be okay lads. I love you

Fuck all of you i hate myself again now

Honestly I'm pretty sure most people do this dumb shit.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with autism hahaha right?

>he thought that girl liked him

>he thought everything his mother told him about being handsome, was true

but she said that she liked me

this is the funniest one so far because it's true.
i thought that that girl liked me but now i realise she was so polite and friendly with me just out of pity and because i helped her with the homework a couple of times.

>tfw actually dont do this
normal for once
Stop

>he imagines himself in a crisis situation in which he's the saviour and everyone (mainly his oneitis) observes his heroics and hails him as a hero

>Shithole posters

>he imagines he is doing a lets play while he is playing a video game alone

happens when you watched too many lets plays when you were young
>tfw played through explorers of sky while voicing every single npc and commentating on whats happening

wrong
it is first person

>he imagines himself having intimate conversations with girls he will NEVER be close with

> he makes cringey mini movies that only he thinks are funny/genius
> he talks to himself in his head about everything while imagining he's talking with his gf. This makes him happy throughout the day.

STOP THIS MADNESS

>He randomly blurts out words when he thinks of something embarrassing

>he unironically think THIS is the summer he will finally do something memorable and not just sit inside with the curtains pulled like all the previous ones

takes one to know one

>he thinks that any day now he will pull himself together and start making an effort towards bettering himself and future
>he has thought that for years now

>Teacher said he is smart
>actually thinks he is smart