Please cum to Germany

please cum to Germany

What are the most authentic German cities? I'm planning a second Europe trip away from the big capitals and into more of the authentic, older parts of the nations.

The Dutch recommended Utrecht and the Swedes recommended Visby

I don't think we got a problem with that honestly.

Are you a girl (female)?

Stop being a slut. Too early in the morning

but /deutsch/ called me an air pirate and told me never to visit

Slut

>authentic German cities
Do you mean stereotypical, like bockwurst, beer and lederhosen?
If so, none, you'd have to go to a small village in the south of bavaria.
If you want to see how like 3/4 of the people live, come to cologne, use it as a base to see all the surroundings.

>every city in Germany is as shitty as cologne
t. cologne

I want german femboys/traps!

EIN ZWEIHUNDERTTONNER SPRINGT IM FADEN AB

>caring about the facebook-chit-chat general

just a bunch of neo-nazis who got permabanned from KC. There are probably no ethnic Germans in the general aswell.

Yes

Please be my gf (male or female)

I only date men who know what they want, sorry.

...

I just want a qt gf to be lovey dovey with

Don't we all

Maybe

Spreng dich weg Marcel

>triggered

dummer animeposter

What can I do in germany that I can't do in Sweden?

pay with €

That's all?
I think I will stay at Sweden and let other people visit germany instead.

>anime poster

You tell me

I dunno, chug cheap booze I guess?

I have bought cheap german beer from my localstore, it's very bad. Tastes worse than USA alcohol and USA alcohol has no taste.

reported

>I have bought cheap beer
>it's very bad.

instead of memes why not make better beer?

But zat would be in violation of ze Reinheitsgebot!

He probably drank öttinger lol

at least no Flens, Kölsch or Berliner.

...

Öttinger is fei scho a gutes Bier du Sauschwob

>kölsch
Its very light but not bad.
You can drink it to everything like a fanta.

Is Germany accepting of foreigners? I want to learn the language and also move there.

Do not go to Germany, you will not be welcomed there.

t. German on holiday in Australia

Why is that? I really like their language and culture

Why is censored hentai so hot

But they won't like you, and you won't like the kind of people that would like you because they are all antifa scum.

I didn't know Germany was so xenophobic

cause you're downich

Who is this fat slut you're avatarfagging as

Why?
My car has enough gas

It depends.
In the east they dont like snotty westgermans on top of foreigners as well +anti americanism as a leftover of DDR culture and in the west we dont like easteners and like to bitch about americans because we like to consume american stuff so much and are arrogant hippies about it.
In Berlin you will be instantly accepted but feel like you went to the european version of California ruled by Sanders.
Most likely we are just a xenophobic circlejerk and not representative.

Berlin sounds like the place for me then, see ya soon

good riddance

...

...

of course the author of that post isn't just a butt blasted highly biased cretin

stop sexualizing tewi you wicked devil