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My name is Maximus Brisbanus Phimosis, commander of the Armies of the Neet, General of the Virgin Walkers and loyal servant to the true emperor, Turtle Mong. Son to a disappointed mother, brother to a whore sister. And I will have my circumcision, in this life or the next.
find the idea of communism quite appealing desu
Anime
screaming
Are white flight destination.
>yanks
Of course its appealing it promises utopia
california and the northeast once again proving themselves to be some of the few remaining bastions of civilisation
when im writing essays i constantly make cat noises as a way of dissipating the intense frustration and sheer boredom
its funny that you assume just becasue she dressed cuter she wasn't already a weirdo
>california
>bastion of civilisation
>owning any property or trading is literally illegal
appealing if you're a complete cuck, sure
Pop 200mg of modafinil and your work will become interesting you bender
watched the first miute of the one on the left
BAFFLING when these people accuse others of narcissism
im not the one with a prossie sister he lives in sydney
The neet-mummy power dynamic makes the situation so much worse because I'm not allowed to defend myself when she goes off, I have to grovel and apologize even if I actually haven't done anything wrong. I find that she almost never cares about the thing she's yelling about, she's usually just venting her frustration over my complete failure to launch and the fact I'm a loser.
I couldn't afford easter eggs for the family so I tried to hide in my room when everyone was exchanging eggs. She wouldn't allow this, she made me announce to everyone that I had no eggs for them.
>so you didn't get any eggs for the kids? Not even a little pack for them to share? Wow, happy easter to you too
>economy keeps growing but public services keep getting cut
Ah yes very impressive
great picture, mind if I save it?
are you trying to tell me you call it soda and not soft drink
Where to buy?
screaming
public services are gay
me negotiating a bit of the ol' how's yer father with the gf
*asserts dominance*
fizzy pop masterrace
no because im not a weak fucking shit twat
never respond to me again i INTENSELY dislike you
execute all new zealanders
like this post because I'm the emperor
There's no such thing as ethical paypigs under capitalism
someone in a thread a bit ago said that when he had anal sex it felt like sandpaper on his knob
and now i cant get that image out of my head, find it rather disturbing indeed
reciting poetry in front of anyone seems fundamentally vain
Wish Theresa May would stop saying the country is united in backing Brexit
What fucking planet is she on? It doesn't help when the daily mail reignite the bullshit with headlines like todays
extra cute: all new zealanders
howling at the utter state of your intellectual poverty
*bends you to my will*
alri but did you crack a smile at least
of course she was a weirdo, all vloggers are self aborbed wankers
but she wasn't a man hating feminist
your mum is a public service
>book
hmm
wait
theres an aussie whos sister is a prostitute here?
Might start a poetry vblog
Wearing giant shoe lifts, walking slightly funny but I don't think anyone's gonna notice
Right is better
might do a move to thailand
roses are red
violets are blue
thailad did quite a large poo
you want to be in my poetry vblog?
might blow me nads off with a shotgun
licence is a bastard to get though
Might have to steal this one
Your sister moaned like a whore.
Which come to think of it is understandable considering we were having sex in a brothel at the time and I had exchanged money with the explicit expectation of an ensuing sexual encounter.
Not really much of an insult now that I come to think of it, sex workers are a legal profession here and the historical stigma attached to sex work created a great deal of harm throughout the community.
So, um, yeah.
ed's sister is very fit
pls watch this is very important
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post pic of ed
never seen him
not being funny but how do all the Bruces know one another
lads, girl at work ran a half marathon in 2 hours 1 minute earlier in the year.
she's now taking bets (sweepstake) on what her time will be at the London marathon. what do you reckon?
i'm thinking 4:47
woke up and found myself in australia again this morning even though I signed a formal contract with the devil for the exchange of one soul for a choice of settlement in any location around the world
used to have a right giggle at the atheists but this experience was a real eye-opener
Made a bargain with the devil, I now have telekinesis but I'm never allowed to show anyone. You can't dispute this
the lessons in the prince would be taught to a fledgling royal before he was 8
What's the alternative to backing brexit
adorable thanks for sharing
sounds like a terribly runty office
bit concerned about how you both made posts about the devil within 8 seconds of each other
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Girl independently brings up anal but says she doesn't do it
HMMMMM
Yes I can
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This is my bed, this is my girl
This is my bed, for my little while
This is my bed, this is where I go
This is my bed, when the day is done
This is my bed, where I’m at ease
This is my bed, my place of peace
This is my bed, be ready for me when you come
This is my bed, where I wake up
I hope you’ll stay
or return if you go
I hope you’ll taste my kiss
Spooky
Alfie-linaris, shitposter to the emperor May, had a good crap here.
hmm
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Put me in for a tenner on Did Not Finish (Died)
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AMH AMH AMH RARRRFFFFFFFFFFFF RARRRR GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
OOF OOF OOF GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAR
if you're not in the purple quadrant of the political compass you're not a real person desu
I have wet the bed. I admit, I was wrong, my host. If you ask ‘why?’ The toilet was busy.
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yeh
your thoughts on pints lads?
love pints
Is raping a communist even rape since they don't believe in ownership
your thoughts on pines lads?
former prostitute and shes in big debt to some arab guy
you can spot him because he's always whinging about how much of a bitch she is
love pines
your thoughts on wogs?
hate wogs
i think the law will still count it as rape
are you racist?
subhumans who haven't yet realised that the soccer meme will never catch on because cricket is the thinking man's sport
no
not racist just don't like them
Rape hasn't been a property crime since the early 19th century, you shitlord
bark chips were the bane of my childhood
>soccer
foy
Only ever met two in my life, one was a bit wierd and the other was a eloquent smartypants
wogs includes indians in the UK cause they're fucking stupid
>chips
foy
Got a so-called "electrician" on the way
Going to be watching him like a hawk in case he tries to nick anything
Normies. Thoughts?