>go to germany
>see this as a 'toilet'
Go to germany
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It's flat to simulate a clean street. #migrantlivesmatter
Go to India then
the shit just falls onto a shelf?
wouldn't that make your shits more smelly?
Its actually a very smart design. Not the water won't splash your asshole when you poop
Do not question the Germans.
The Germans question the Germans.
Comfy as fuck, easy to gaige the sieze of the turd and doesent splash toilet water up your ass when dropping a london mayor.
That's the best part, philistine.
That shit does get annoying
It's a poo observation shelf so you can easily inspect your poo and make sure you have a healthy corn content before flushing.
Germans are serious about their poo.
Please keep being smiling happy toilet
>not putting a wad of toilet paper in before you take a shit as a soft landing pad so you don't get splashback
it saves water
germans also eat a lot of poo. they love scat
: D
german poops must be exceeding fragrant, with all the sausage they eat.
>the water won't splash your asshole when you poop
True, but I can't imagine toilet being clean after 1 flush
It's got a poop shelf for inspecting your shit.
I once heard it explained as developing from german logic. It's simply the best way to evaluate your health via examining your stool.
There was a french toilet that immediately carried refuse out of sight, and the Americans, being the geniuses we are, took a more pragmatic approach and kept the stool in sight, yet eliminated the disgusting aspect of shitting on a shelf.
it DOES make things smell worse. fact.
That's a waste of paper though?
germans are sick fucks who are obsessed with with poo. Indians at least have the "decency" to shit in the streets while Germans prefer to shit on each other. Of course Germans would like to take a nice long view of their shits they drop in toilets
as further proof to the German Obsession they've been importing millions of shitskins to further their perverted fantasy
my toilet also looks like this
we don´t have a toilet like this one , and if we did i´d be posting daily poop pictures on pol proxxied as india.
>Saving water.
>In Germany.
Why bother? I suspect it's harder to clean but we'll have to consult a Pole to know for sure.
>a London mayor
Kek
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>iaintclickinthatshitnigga-thomas-the-train.png
aayyyyy
t. pajeet
FUCK I CLICKED IT
German bathrooms aren't bad. It's French ones. It's so fucking hard to get a real shower.
>dropping a London mayor
>turd hits the shelf
>have to use a toilet brush every time
you get cancer?
fucking this
Leaf with the bantz
O i am laffin
I think it'd be more annoying having to clean your fucking toilet every time your shit slides off that platform.
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Please describe what you saw, if it's not too bothering to recount
2 Reasons
1. Poop inspection, if something is wrong with the poop, something is wrong with the person, maybe ill.
2. The fucking Water don't splash on your ass
they do exist here and they're designed for old people to be able to tell their doctors what their shit looks like or to take pictures to sell to british and american customers.
honestly they're really fucking digusting and even pissing in them makes me want to vomit. they generally only exist in very old buildings
One sheet is perfectly adequate if you have sufficient skill to cover the water entirely with one sheet.
>go to amsterdam with buddies
>we go to a hostel, 2 people per room
>everything in the rooms is great, except for the toilet
>the toilets of course have a shit shelf like in OP's pic, but that's not all
>the walls for the bathroom are all 100% see through glass
>the shower, the toilet, everything is completely exposed to the rest of the room
>everytime you take a shit your buddy can see everything
>the wiping part is particularly hilarious
>my asshole friend always walked up to the glass and knocked in it
>you will never know the awkwardness of taking a shit and looking to someone straight in the eye at the same time
>few days later i wake up in the middle of the night
>room is completely dark, except for one spotlight
>it's right above the toilet where my buddy is taking a shit
>he is the only thing illuminated in the entire room, like he is giving a dramatic monologue in a broadway show
why are goyim mentally ill
No wonder they have a scat fetish.
Can someone draw me a diagram on how this toilet works? I've been trying to figure this out for too long and I'm just baffled, how does the poop fall from the shelf into the hole? Is there some sort of automatic push/brush that retracts out from the back or does it just spray water on it?
I have a toilet like that (called "Flachspüler") and I'm honestly very happy about it. I have the certitude to say my shit is healthy, do you Sup Forums?
Also: no splashes
thats not how it works
but of course I don't know how shit behaves when you have a strict glue sniffing diet
A german man having fun in a burger king bathroom.
>why are goyim mentally ill
Make you think huh...
A German guy with girly pigtails took the toilet brush holder and drank from it.
I do this as well and it has never failed me.
Two sheets is all you need.
Yuropoors have to pick the corn out of it so they won't starve
I have a toilet like that and I'm honestly very happy about it. I have the certitude to say my shit is healthy. Do you Sup Forums?
Also: no splashes
Ah I remember seeing that one on a webm
Splashes? You guys poop in little balls or something? Mine slithers out into the water before disconnecting.
And I thought I was autistic
fuck I was just about to get lunch
Say no more, the mental image I got reading that was more than enough
>Having a 2 girls 1 cup PTSD flashback atm
You gave a new meaning to recycling...
Pls
No more ;_;
I feel sick
Greetings good Britton!
i didnt click on it but ive seen it before, only video to ever make me gag
I wonder if they've tried these toilets in India? Maybe being able to shit on a solid surface would ease the transition from street shitting. You could even widen to edges to make squatting easier.
Someone told me German toilets are like this so they can check the poop for edible food
Is this true?
>Not drowning your shit instantly
You see, we even treat our shit with decency and put it on a pedestal. Now you know why the migrants are coming.
On a serious note, OP´s pic is just an old toilet, I think these aren´t used anymore for like 30 years.
>tfw I miss eating like a slob and producing massive turds that likely could compete for the world record
Ever since I started eating right my shits have become a lot less pleasurable.
Blame yourself for asking
>having fun in a burger king bathroom.
>see this as a 'toilet'
I FINALLY GET TO POST THIS ZIZEK CLIP!!!
I do of course
Curiousity killed the cat
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This is in my opinion the worst style of toilets every created. It's barbaric and I will leave it at that. We used to have those in school. I pissed in them, but would never think of squating over such a thing.
>Be weeb
>Travel to Japan
>Water level in the hotel toilet ridiculously high
>Your dick and balls get submerged in cold water everytime you take a shit
>Lithuania
>Slav
>Squatting
>Ever since I started eating right
I know what you mean. I myself haven't had a shit in 4 years. feels weird tbph
Sure, if we consider it edible we send it to America to help the starving vets.
London Mayor! Please let this stick!
Step 1:Put toilet paper on shelf
Step 2:Shit on shelf
Step 3:Examine your shit for "health" reasons
Step 4:Flush
It's for American tourists since normal European toilets will cause our dicks to touch the bottom
You put a piece of paper on the bottom so the poop doesn't smear. If there's a toilet perfume thingy use it FIRST so it saturates the air. You could also flush after pooping before wiping.
We fish the corn out to ship to america since you guys love corn in everything
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American living in Germany and these toilets are in my house
If you shit with the door open the whole house stinks and the bathroom itself stinks for hours even with the window open
Doesn't help that there's no bathroom fan, who the fuck designed this shit, it's retarded
is he saying this whole thing to a mirror
How do you propose using this "device"? Sit on it? Think before you type.
youtube.com
>search Flachspuler
>first result is "terrifying german toilets"
>no bathroom fans
Why?
Did you get to see any really weird toilets like this one?
youtube.com
>pic
What series is that from again? Reverse search isn't helping.
no, its a lecture to some Slovak university
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>see comment section
>Flachspüler sind genial! Trotzdem ein sehr schönes Video, genau mein Geschmack.
>Flat toilets are ingenious! Still, a nice video, it's just my taste.
LOL what the hell
Tfw it just plops onto the wierd shelf thing inside
I saw a toilet made by fucking Panasonic. It had a 10 button control panel in front of it.
Absolutely intriguing m8
>grandparents had a toilet like that in the 90s
>6 years old, gotta take a TREMENDOUS shit
>shat so much it touched my dick and balls
Do you know if it had an IP address?
I really need to visit Japan.
I wonder if I can find Japanese toilets on Shodan...
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Does someone have the gif of the toilet with the shit nug on the seat and its self cleaning so it just smears everywhere ... ?
Just wondering
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