Go to germany

Please keep being smiling happy toilet

>not putting a wad of toilet paper in before you take a shit as a soft landing pad so you don't get splashback

it saves water

germans also eat a lot of poo. they love scat

: D

german poops must be exceeding fragrant, with all the sausage they eat.

>the water won't splash your asshole when you poop
True, but I can't imagine toilet being clean after 1 flush

It's got a poop shelf for inspecting your shit.

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I once heard it explained as developing from german logic. It's simply the best way to evaluate your health via examining your stool.

There was a french toilet that immediately carried refuse out of sight, and the Americans, being the geniuses we are, took a more pragmatic approach and kept the stool in sight, yet eliminated the disgusting aspect of shitting on a shelf.

it DOES make things smell worse. fact.