Being from a DICKLET country

>Being from a DICKLET country

Hahahahahaha!

>people think this map is real without any scientific backing
Yes I'm sure four foot tall bolivian indios are that hung

WTF I love Italy and Bulgaria now

>Paraguay and Uruguay doesn't exist
Lel

>Bolivia
I never thought that indios have so huge dicks

Idem...

I always thought that bolivians/peruavians had tiny dicks, like asians...

Those are non-countries, this map is almost correct

Regardless of the map's accuracy you must have a truly pathetic penis if you must cling to your nation's statistical average.

It's good for me because I have a 16.5 centimeter dick.

>being from a MANLET country

Wtf even is this map?

At least I'm bigger than the local average

...

Argentinians dont call em bolitoros for nothin

Why do Bulgarians have the biggest cocks in the Balkans? Is it true what they say about the BBC (Big Bulgarian Cocks)?

>tfw dick is 17 cm but feels/looks average as fuck
huh. I guess porn has warped my mind into believing everyone has an 8 inch dick

>not being a big fish in a small pond

enjoy getting cucked

man, have you seen latino trannies? their dongs are monsterous

>Albania stretches from it's homeland to Romania somehow
>Yugoslavia still alive

>14.88

lmao who cares, hitler blessed the germanic race with perfect nazi size!

>tfw 5 in

at least it's cute

Bottom bitch?

I only bottom for finns.

Jesus fuck, look at the borders in Africa and the border between Iran and Iraq. Where the fuck is Syria?

Also

>Columbia instead of Colombia

>posting fake maps

finns and swedes are pretty much the same arent they?

GET. OUT.

t. Cai-Goran

What? Don't you know Elza Soares' testimony about Garrincha's dick?

>11.67-13.48
I thought it was higher. Didn't think I was above average

>tfw 4 inch pencil dick
FUCKING HORIS INCREASING THE AVERAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw 8 inch thicc dicc
>tfw not born during the empire era

having a dick this big is POINTLESS if i can't be a british colonial officer in india destorying prime desi goddesses with my BWC and cucking rajesh and rasheed

Same

Must be porn that fucked me over.

todger

also this map is jackass tier wrong
i am way way above the average in this map
feelsgoodman.jpg for having a large D
/int know that non Poo Pakis have large Ds
time to cuck some todgers or shit

How does it feel to be a dicklett compared to sweden and norway?

I'm above the swedish and norwegian average in the OP pic

t.

below average for my cunt (16cm on a good day) and girls here are insatiable

Think I finna move to a dicklet cunt

LITTLE
TINY
AMERICAN
DICKS

>tfw above all those
I'll still never have a gf though

Fake

Wtf is wrong with those borders?