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Hillary 2020 edition

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She is so fucking ugly.

hello

id fuck hillary so hard

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Breaking News:
Russia tries to influence the 2020 election with the notorious hacker known as Sup Forums

It actually bothers the fuck out of me a ruski made this thread, I'm going t bed fuck it

>tfw your ex is dating someone that looks kind of like you

kanye 2020 is still happening last time i checkd

>christian """art"""

Forty coppers that yonder poster is Hebrew

/cum/ more like /ded/

>not even midnight and its already real Ded hours

dark tiems indeed

cyka blyat лoл

Jeb! surge when lads

Really wish I pulled the fire alarm at school when I was a kid

If you wouldn't have passionate sex with Hillary Rodham Clinton you're a child who should be asleep

>tfw I believed that dye pack lie until middle school

?

>tfw the more qualified candidate lost because of uninformed and sexist voters

"If you pull the fire alarm it leaves a dye on your hand that shows everyone you pulled it"

I dont want to end up like poor Bill

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she lobotomized him

That is the face of enlightenment

1. ur state/province/territory
2. your morning beverage of choice

>California
>coffee

God's nectar

Ontario
Milk (must be bagged)

i bet you drink drip brew

If he was vegan he'd look 20 years younger

*devours feces*

good post

how do I get my life back on track

Step 1: Sort yourself out

Leave this place for starters

well I already failed that part

whats step 2

Haven't shaved in a week. I don't care what anyone thinks

Step 2: Sort the people around you out

I grew a beard because of sloth and apathy, looked like shit unsurprisingly.

Is this another bad advice kind of question?

Step one take up drinking and become an alcoholic. Supress your brain to the point that when you quit you will become so overstimulated and intelligent that noone knows what you're talking about anymore and I have actually stopped giving advice and I'm just continuing to see if anyone will notice that this sentence is really long and at this point is meaningless gibberish

So in conclusion

>assume most American posters are white
>/cum/ has a negro in Wisconsin, a WMAF offspring, a Somali, and a whole mess of CHI's all with the American flag

I don't like this timeline

Sup Forums's timeline in general is pretty suspect

I kept saying we should put CHI's on concentration camps

but did you guys listen? nooooope

Whats wrong with being black like me?

Don't tell me you hate niggers like me that live in Los Angeles?

There isn't anything wrong with being black, but stop being a nigger and stop niggering.

im a mulatter

Yes this is the fresh /cum/

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good music

rly maks ya think dunnit

Should I pull the trigger
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Looks pretty badass.

You're the only non-white Canadian other than that injun.

Anyone still here?

Ever tried meth?

Really isn't that impressive, alot of caffeine will almost do the same thing.

Alright who put that chihuahua in a bag of cheetos?!

Where the fuck did everyone go?

What kind of retards believed this

inderesding

Why do meth when you just microdose on LSD every day

youtube.com/watch?v=Q65KZIqay4E

Most drugs are overhyped to hell just on the basis of them being illegal

The firefighters came to my 3rd class and told us, it was a convincing ruse backed up by the teachers.

Not even once

I'm too brave to do drugs

I never believed it but still never pulled it.

I wasn't a very rebellious kid.

That stuff they put in these cigarettes is the best. Hypnotic

Real lad hours
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Truth. It's not even that addicting. Quitting drinking alcohol was harder

>cigarettes
You know that shit kills you right?
*hits vape*

nope

Heh. That's nothing. Try not fapping for a week

Masturbaiting is hard to quit too. Help me

I don't want to quit.

I'm not a quitter.

What sites in English internets are popular among America youth now? I think Sup Forums and Dramatica were really popular in late 00s but this place doesn't seem to be trendy anymore.

>looking at these exact monkey gifs
>someone posts one here

Reddit of course

Myspace is pretty badass.

Make a profile.

i'm staying up all night don't tell my mom

digg.

She says it's OK. Just don't leave all the lights on

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reply to this. whatever is the last 2 numbers of your post is how many push ups you have to do. Fucking do them even if its 98 and you have to rest for a bit.
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rolling
who is that woman, I've already jerked it 4 times tonight

Is reddit really that big? I visited it but it seemed to be to intellectual to me - not enough memes and shitposts. Is it really popular among youth?
What is Digg?
Isn't it just another old "facebook killer"?

orll

sauce on this semon demon

lol

you're about to get

lmbo do them loser, come on hurry up stop wasting time

i was trying to get 00

checked

I'm staying up till the newspaper arrives then I'm going to sleep.

I don't feel safe until the east coast wakes up and starts keeping an eye on the world.

Please

I remember always doing this as a kid during the last day of school breaks. I'd watch g4, magic school bus, and home improvement.

Well Sup Forums has like probably a few thousand people on even its most active boards, whereas Reddit has like 16 million on /r/politics and /r/gaming and other subreddits like that

A lot of girls browse Tumblr constantly as well

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Ah fuck I'm retarded

Don't call me spaghetti man

>a few thousand people
It isn't 2006 anymore, many more than that on big boards.

Do a jewgle search for most active message boards and you might learn something.