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So user! How's the dating scene going? Any girls on the go?

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just saw a qt go into the contraception clinics, slag

Just saw some runt lurking in the bushes outside the contraception clinic.

quite comf

sat behind my desk right now

shift starts in 18 minutes

Woke up and had a good old chuckle at suicicidelad

Freak

just bought £20 worth of scratchcards and won 10p

just did a lovely shit

one of those that leave you feeling empty and deflated

i still had a crt tv until 2012

I was first in line to inherit my father's title and lands in the Hebrides, but alas, the bagpipe whose melody is my own crying voice--its threads be torn by the relentless growth of mine own cells. Oh, a prince such as I, to be doomed to such a quick end 'tis a tragic thing.

good goy

>that leave you feeling empty and deflated

Haha I feel like that every day mate

A MOMENT

A LOVE

A DREAM

A LAUGH

A KISS

A CRY

OUR RIGHTS

OUR WRONGS

A MOMENT A LOVE

A DREAM

ALOUD

A MOMENT A LOVE

A DREAM

A LAUGH

I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
And heaven knows, I’m miserable now

*picture of fraser's head in the sky*

LO! MY LUNG IS AFFLICTED BY DISEASE DESPITE MINE OWN PROMISING FUTURE! DESPAIR!

Shit song

...

bit rude

hate work

Healthy young man goes to doctor gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - CANCER.
Many such cases!

>tfw never had any loyal friends who actually liked me

what about us?

ah ha this!

Jesus likes you

gordon ramsay is sexy

bit gay

we don't like him either

been vaccinated my whole life and all it got me was this non-lethal autism

Same but I have two brothers so it's alright.

Sad.

It's time to look back at every past event in your life and to re-frame it into a narrative which supports your self-pity.

why is cancer so prevalent?

because it seems like basically everything causes it.

I look back and realise that it was all my fault.

business idea: blankets that are thick and warm enough that you only need one

Much prefer to undo all my failures by accepting determinism and mental illness.

why would an aussie propose this of all people

im not wrong though my friends used to physically abuse me because i am small

hows that job application looking user

not healthy

Should have eaten your greens.

its called a duvet

oh fuck off

most of the civilised parts of the country are temperate

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got a good business idea lads

im gonna invest in it :^)

australians don't have duvets?

*poos on the poster below me*

doona

not thick or warm enough

...

AHHHH!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEK!
MY LABOR IS EXPECTED ON THE MORROW!

It's called a doona mate

the fuck are you on about?

i have a heavy goose feather one that is all i need in winter.

thats called a doona

>poops on you're benis

WOOOOOOORK

you mean a dyne

>LABOR
FOY

quite like the british isles overall

Next time you win a war you can choose the name

MAGA hat emoji when?

>"how much do you make hourly?"
>$31.50
>....

i disagree but i'm not in the mood to continue this line of conversation

wish i was passionate enough to go on a normie killing spree

In winter you need a blanket and duvet.

2 blankets are the best, 1 mink 1 doona and your set

im currently doing an UNPAID internship haha

Do you dare me to buy 1kg of assorted cheeses?

pls send cheez

sister's having a tantrum lol

not even sure why and i'm too scared to go ask because she'll be mean to me, i'll walk away and then she'll try to make me feel guilty for doing so, claiming that i'm "abandoning" her in her so-called "time of need"...

she's 20 btw, this happens at least once a week lol

that the prozzie sister?

You make these posts all the time. Your sister sounds ill.

ya

He doesn't even have a sister.

you should probably listen to her
if she doesn't use you as an outlet she'll probably explode one day

pls go to her with vocaroo and say "fuck off yank" thanks x

Its hard to find girls where I live. They find me.

i think she got diagnosed with borderline personality disorder

but if i say anything she doesn't want to hear she'll verbally abuse me :/

STOP BEING ABUSIVE, YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DEFENSIVE? YOU NEVER LISTEN, JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE! YOU NEVER CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS YOU'RE SO SELF-CENTERED, I DO SO MUCH FOR YOU BUT I NEVER FEEL ANYTHING FROM YOU IN RETURN! YOU DON'R CARE ABOUT ME, YOU DON'T RESPECT ME, DON'T MY FEELINGS DESERVE MORE THAN JUST A PASSING MOMENT? WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO JUST GET RID OF ME? I'M NOT SOME KIND OF PROBLEM FOR YOU TO GET OUT OF YOUR WAY!

STOP BEING SO DEFENSIVE!

Interview Homebase soon to be Bunnings on Thursday lads

mad how Russia is behind all the politics I don't like

wahey

wouldn't be surprised to hear that word for word from her haha

what's it from?

>borderline personality disorder

tell her to choose the personality that isn't childish

I just typed it out then

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Anyone listen to this guy? He seems like the type that might post here.

jelly

your thoughts?

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>It's just a prank son.
Imagine growing up in this house.

>his sister is an escort
tell us more please

need a wank but am in a hostel dorm with 18 people

just agree with her you mong
she doesn't want another perspective she just wants to be heard

I once made a horrific mistake

>gf asks me to be completely honest with her about whether we have any problems
>she's already going to a psych
>tell her it's possible that she has symptoms of of histrionic personality disorder and that I feel those symptoms might be affecting our relationship
>'I suppose I was expecting something a little more human, but was instead psycho-analysed. Congratulations, this is called “Gaslighting” and I really want you to look that up. It was here that I cried, took about 5 minutes to regain composure, and here that I decided I’d probably never talk to you again after this, because you so eagerly point out that I’m reacting too much, feeling too much, and now there’s even a diagnosis to go along with it. You’ve hurt me before but this was flatout degrading.

I feel like that was the point things took a turn for the worst

Are they still doing this, thought child services would have been round by now.

would rather just stay in my room and ignore her tbqh

don't want to prolong her tantrum

nah, i feel like that would just encourage her to have another tantrum when she wants attention and a pat on the back for being insufferable when she's a cunt to everyone else.

i've got schizotypial, avoidant, and obsessive-compulsive personality disorders

enjoy your mad cow disease

> >tell her it's possible that she has symptoms of of histrionic personality disorder and that I feel those symptoms might be affecting our relationship

screaming, did she actually have HPD?

It seems they posted this the day before that video was published(Yesterday).
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