/brit/

Written in jannys blood edition

STILL not in work yet

Oh yeah, I went to bed last night when he posted that, anything else happen with it?

what happened earlier

was there a 'cideman or summat?

you on your period m8?

bluh y ell

>work in 90 minutes ago

nah dont think he went through with it.

whats wrong with britshits?

scientists in 500 years will look back on today and say
>how the FUCK did they make french synthwave sound so good?

Any three after May's noncery comes to light next Tuesday.

Basically what I'm saying upsets fundamentally depend on unpredictable events, you won't get there by looking at current trends, if you could the bookies give good odds anyway.

wanking my winkle

...

"A few threads back one of the two Nirish posters posted videos of him charged up on speed or something talking about how he wanted to go out and hit someone and punching walls, doing the bane monologue. Then he said he sliced his wrists because he wanted to die and was writing /brit/ in blood on his desk. Then posted some more photos of him by a train station saying he was getting the bolloxks up to kill himself because apparently he's in trouble with the local loyalist gang and he's scared of them.

Basically he was in a drug-induced psychosis but he's in a taxi home now

Bent twat"

what did he mean by this?

tim's a nonce

the patients lmao

It's 'implicated in' for fuck's sake

morning lads

I'm still laffin

wank mine too, ta

Probably the same lad who has been going on and on about loyalist gangs recently.

that's what he said

Alri lads, I've made up my mind.

Will propose to the gf this year.

rip

>implying implications

How often do you's shave your pubes?
had to today because they got caught under my foreskin after i wee haha (grower haha)

remember him posting last week. guess it all came to a head

TURTLEMONG

She's not 2D, is she?

can't get over how asians look like downies

or is it downies who look asian?

very happy for you lad, i'll come to the wedding x

wonder how tim was able to function at the guitar shop

maybe he can turn the ol' 'phrenia on and off

turtlemong posted a pic of his arsehole yesterday. i did not enjoy it

want to be a Sup Forums janitor but don't have the independent wealth

pretty sure theres a vid of him at a piano shop

1 > 2 >>>> 3 >> 4

thailads girlfy on the right

tfw to intelligent too have a foot fetish

he has ocd not schizo

Have we seen much commentary urging French voters to make history and elect first woman president?

Probably doesn't matter much how mental you act when you're spending that much on a guitar desu.

4 > 2 > 3 >1

2 is actually the prettiest but 4 looks VERY kinky which I can get behind.

Took a big poo

Feel a bit shaken. Give me a minute or two and ill be back at my desk

that was 'mosis

can only imagine the reaction of the staff when he tested the guitar

wouldnt mind a central asian gf. ideally a Kazakh.

'wrong'

2 > 4 > 3 >1

LINK

alri wrong lad

kek

Dunno neither speak french nor follow french current affairs and journalistic trends

how do you know

Bright sun = dark skin
not bright sun = white skin

then how are asians yellow???

incorrect

BORAT LMFAO

I think she's the wrong kind of woman..

Had one from kyrgyzstan.

Was p good

SHAN'T

>yellow???

problematic post

>tfw no boyfriend (female)

Only thing that I'll concede to Arabs is that they do arse washing better than us. All toilets have a little hose to wash your arse with

for a bloke with a wookie arse like myself toilet paper just doesn't cut it and I often get clumps of shitty bog roll caught in my arse

kyrgyzstan has inferior uranium

East Asians are distant relation of Eskimos which is why they have narrow eyes as the sun reflected from the snow, they probably didn't have time to develop dark skin just like whites in Australia and South Africa are still white

>just started snowing

>Eskimos
*Inuits

>Le Pen is mightier than the sword

they have those here too

Alri but Caucasoid or Mongoloid?

You WILL be judged on your answer.

They're also short because eskimos have less surface area from which to lose heat.

so how long until japs are niggers?

bidets have existed here for decades lad.

Ho ho ho, is that a Chinaman over there in the snow? No no no, he my friend is an Eskimo

A mix obviously. thats why i said central asian.

got no bum gun

good post

only yanks say eskimo. its inuit.

As long as it takes for South Asian and black people in Europe to become white

Got disillusioned with females in politics when at one party a 10/10 Chad I know said women shouldn't be allowed to vote and my normally feminist sister and several other women unironically agreed with him just because he's hot.

yeah they were fashionable for a while but they aren't in all bathrooms

i know what a willy gf is but what's a fanny bf?

poor lad

Niamh (pronounced knee-am)

mystery that

>implying you wouldn't say that men shouldn't be able to vote to fuck a 10/10 qt

Neev (pronounced Niamh)

Niaeramuham (pronounced Neev)

girnrnick (pronounced gir-nick)

it's actually níamh

Pizza for lunch, lads

mate, 'zas are ROUND

new

Mad Steve (pronounced what-a-fucking-lad-remember-when-we-were-on-tour-he-necked-two-pints-and-beat-up-this-spanish-waiter-then-in-the-same-night-he-fingered-this-slut-on-the-beach--in-front-of-her-friends-fucking-top-lad-like)

I wouldn't because I have the Dignity of Man.

> worked all week
> called into the work this weekend
> work the rest of the week
> will probably be called in this weekend
Ah, yes. The 7 day working week. Perfect work/life balance.

gímhíck (pronounced givvick)

glasgow (pronounced glass-cow)

aluminium (pronounced aluminium)

*rocks the casbah*

Ummmh... the Clash is Islamophobic.