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comfy edition

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RIP J Cox

anime

>lemon jelly
AAAAAAAAAA!
youtube.com/watch?v=3DEqvIk__vk

still no tights smoker gf

The 'ceps sub-edition

Fuck white people

might do a read of this

remember that time the BBC absolutely BTFO weebs
youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

That isn't comfy at all, what if you saw the Sillouette of a man with an axe approaching in the distance

dont feel very comfy

Delete this i'm dying miself for a cigarette

if I caught my hypothetical gf cheating I'd want to kill her but at the same time I'd cheat on my hypothetical gf and sleep with a lass that has a bf

Latin women desu

most shameful thing you've ever done lads?

>spent all my pocket money buying crazy frog ringtones growing up

why is /cric/ so bad?

Joke ox

proud of my phimotic willy

last time I checked this was a gay board

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i like this woman and would like to do a sex with her

never felt more shame in my life than after I spunked with a prozzy

pic has me drooling like a starving hound

is this the pinnacle of gamekino?

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This "Lemon jelly" track is perfect.

Thanks

Thinking of doing a reverse-thailad and settling with the scot protogf. She's just a charming woman and so typically british that I won't even need to shitpost here to get my dose of brit batz. Her name is even Brown.

Wish I lived back in the early 1900s when the roads were really big and white countries existed.

not getting this one out of me gchq

Check again
Same

HJAY

HJAY

Don't get it

imagine is Pengest Munch was a paki

Christ. New goal gf

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stole £20 out my mums purse every weekend for like 3 years

try the latest FF or witcher in 4k

>Excuse me baldy little girl, how tall are you?
>actually, I'm male and 5 feet and 8 inches "tall"

Lovely
>black
Ooh sorry champ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHAHA. Holy fuck. It is true, I have always said there is a direct connection between chinese cartoon shit and legitimate clinical autism.

>It's my autistic sons safe space

What do the autistic weebs here thing of this vid? Some of you legitimately argue it's a hobby like any other

HEY JOEY JO JO

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lemon juice in my hair

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-39693361
how do you accrue 500 bottles of piss when you literally live in a toilet

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the comments on this are actually really depressing

i feel for people who get this angry over such irrelevant little things

it doesn't seem like an amazing show but it seems somewhat entertaining, and it's not like its this mad propaganda anti white thing like everyone's saying

Britain is a fucking WHITE COUNTRY

Why? You're not fair haired

Haha true true lad epic bantz m8 10/10 hahaha

spent all my money on a jukebox to play that Ozone song ' MAYA HEEEE MAYA HOOO'

Why

don't understand people who smoke

I always wanted to be a doctor but I was too impatient.

I know.

because it masks his rancid smell

>5'8

Start smoking and come back to us
What age do most Ethiopians get married?

hmmm

yes

>Start smoking and come back to us
tried it and didn't like it

>New: The chase
Ah yes

Cus u a lil bitch lmao fuck u

5ft8 is actually only an inch shorter than average

dream bf

mong with no empathy

brainlet

bully

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Mandalay and Portishead's first two albums.

>Hello women, may I ask what your ideal man looks like?
>Yeah, he's bald, has shit-coloured skin, has a face like a goblin and is a towering 5'8"

oh calm down
>empathy
is a spook

Depends on class and gender. Males, early to mid 30s.

I'll probably never marry

*scrapes myself on the pavement*
*cries*

>ah the old north-american gimmick of laconic racist statements as a proxy for virility (despite america being the most tolerant, creative and progressive country in the last 200 years).
Except here it's the fat nerd from south park mimicking a racist american mimicking virility. The proxy of a proxy. It's just grim. I'm out of here.

What's your guilty pleasure lads?

I fucking love New Girl and have a massive crush on Jess. Would never tell anyone though

5ft8 is a normal height, 5ft7 is the manlet cutoff

>Haha true true lad epic bantz m8 10/10 hahaha

trying to get blonde hair phimo?

they're trying to be morrissey or a neo-noir detective or some bollocks like that hahah

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woah...

scalp health

Good lad

don't have one

got some nigel farage eyes going on

Appreciate the effort, but can you post track names. Youtube loads immediately on 4G and eats up data which I load by scratch cards.

the gf & me

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TAAAKKKEEE ONNNNN MEEEEEE TAAAAKKEEE MEEEE ONNNN

Then why reply?

>Yes.

if the BBC made a show about a group of white men moving in to an all black neighborhood with the sole purpose of fucking the black women there. Narrating about how easy black women are to have sex with as a white man, and it was supposed to be a light hearted comedy. There would be an absolute uproar. It's just more heavily biased media promoting the BBCs obvious political agenda. Disgusting television, the BBC are racists with heavy double standards when it comes to the content they fund and broadcast.

If you can't see it, you're dumb af

>I AM NOT A SHITSKIN
>REEEE DONT BE MEAN TO NON-WHITES
>*bes 5'8"*

terrible, just terrible

Yeah and that's in your nordic shithole where people are taller. Globally it's really an okay height. Not 'tall' by any means just okay. Reason why I never really thought of it and cannot really get into your 'banter'. But you seem to be having a good online time so I'm all for it.

Cooking potato waffles in the toaster haha

5'
8"

Stfu manlet ass nigga I could pick u up and put u in my pocket busta MF

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tune

definitely voting for are farron now
hate this shite

*gives the poster above a whiff*

*pukes on the poster below*

HE'S BLOWN A (albeit small) GASKET

A plumber?

Do you guys consider the lead singer of Keane to be handsome?

>5'8

Business idea: Sell novelty glasses door to door at council estates

no