Why is this country so bad at war?

Why is this country so bad at war?

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because they stole our flag

Right beside France, learnt bad habits.

>bad
>won 2 world wars

oi lad that's an EXQUISITE post!

this guy knows what's up

:-)

Hey you!!!! ;-)

foarte tare frate foarte FOARTE tare frate

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>when you fail so bad you backstab everyone and join the winning side and end up nothing

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I wish Italians showed me this much attention

better to backstab everyone than ending up with the losers

I'm not Italian dad but here's a (You)

I could pass as an Italian though

>I could pass as an Italian though
no you cant

>italians

MAMMIPIZZA strong as always

I can though, sorry but you're not white the Moors have already changed everything

>I could pass as an Italian though
Italy BTFO

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damn fassbeder's a pretty handsome guy, no homo

Does switching sides at the last minute really count as winning?

yes as long as you're in the winning team, all is fair

Did you guys win in WW1 when you never got your islands back?
Don't think so.

What the fuck was that ?

Italy is only the beginning

And this

>uk
>winning the war
they are USA tier

And this

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AND THIS ???
Those are different wars

If someone sucks at war, that is Austria

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Hum

>ITALY BTFO

>If someone sucks at war, that is Austria

you realize that the vast majority of the KuK army was fighting the Russians?

After the backstab they thought the Italians would be in less than a week in Vienna, but they seriously underestimated Italian incompetence.

Italy was down on its knees (with German help). They """won""" because Austria Hungary imploded

B E S T A L L Y

DELET

THIS

>KuK army

>Make a civil war and destroy yourself
Basically Latin America. Many civil wars

KuKs for the Kaiser

>BIG
>AUSTRIAN
>KUKS

the k/d ratio against the Italians war 4-1, in 1917 10-1.

> legit heir of the Roman Empire

>war
was

give back North Tirol Herr Kuk

bring /mämmipizza/ back!

Italians are a walking joke once they leave the kitchen

the autist bavarians are a joke inside and outside of a kitchen (when they fit through the door) so can't really complain

I think we did a pretty good job!

BUON POST +1

NOI

TRVE BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

>the KuK army

WE

Quality bost binland.

>12th battle of iszonzo

Home Alone?

can i pass as an italian?

shave those disgusting pubes ffs

lel

It's Isonzo (more properly caled the Soča).

What about italys shock troops, u know those guys that had the simbol of the biting dagger!
Italos lack strategy but compensate by being crazy as fuck. Imagine being stormed by crazy italos throwing themselves in to your trench whit grenades ready to pop of not caring about their own safety.

Slovenia is rightful Italian clay

zitto palla di lardo

shut up you bully

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Based Finland

(You)

Our soldiers were 1/4 of their soldiers because we we thought they were armed with spears and arrows, instead Russia had sold them firearms

Albania was an italian colony
>a revolt broke out
>3 month of war
>internal conflict within the Italian troops supported by the people
>called "Rivolta dei Bersaglieri"
>they refused to send other troops to war because there was also the malaria
>government thought it was not worth and was better to give independence to Albania while maintaining an ally state to stop the internal uprising that could be expanded
Like Vietnam war, people asked to stop the war because who the fuck cares

France lost every single city in few days, how that's bad? Tactical victory my balls

Fake wiki stats and you know it

Nah, Austria is not bad

Do you know that the french battles were pretty similar? But at the end you won the war and we won the war, that's the only thing that matters, in an attrition war that happens because the offensive loses more

You realize that Russia left the war the year before?
>german education

I heard it was 100000/1 and that austrian soldiers launched cannon balls with their bare hands