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agrarianism

A succession perhaps?

God Bless

ill do a big dump of all of em sometime, to be honest i made a shitload to bump our previously dying /dixie/ before we had sustainable numbers

im more than happy to share

what is the theme of /dixie/

I vote youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w

Canadabro, you don' did me well

Maybe when I knock that nigger out, i'll fly to Portugal after my win to get me big titty Porto that can cook like you can post images

can't beat I Wish I Was in Dixie Land

South is a shit hole

Southerners are shit

This is now a Shermanposting thread

Trying to co-opt a western motif?

Pitiable.

Nope, must be this

youtube.com/watch?v=FgvfRSzmMoU

there is but one theme for /dixie/

youtube.com/watch?v=D3IJ05QntXQ

HD Shermanpics only please

youtu.be/LGXs02uUxWs

This is also a good Sherman

never seen anybody get remotely upset at anybody posting Sherman, I'm convinced you people are 12 and are just completing the Civil War section in history class at middle school or something.

>western motif
westerners don't have a monopoly on riding horses and wearing hats, leave your suburb sometime.

Southerners are too chill to get mad at any shitposting.

Nope no
Uptight northerner qualities here :^)

>that stubby 75mm

we aren't shooting at Italian tanks anymore!

poemhunter.com/poem/dead-boy/

/dixielit/

Can't decide which one I like more

The first killed Confederates
The second killed Nazis

Same difference, I guess

That's definitely the best performance on YouTube.

Killing Confederates is better; Germans eventually abandoned Nazism, but Southerners still cling to the rancid memory of the Confederacy

It's pretty low quality shitposting.

Can't argue with that

might buy a banjo now

dammit I wish I hadn't wasted so much potential banjo practice on guitar

Richard Sherman count?

Are real yank hours upon us?

y tho

it's just one guy samefagging

this is a great book by the way

I do declare I will be the greatest banjo player this side of the Appalachians one day

No

Shermans don't lose when it counts

to bust out a couple verses of shortnin bread

I'm good through to 400

got plenty of tea and jams to spur me on

He paid for Hiro's Thai hookers too

>wasting your time reading garbage literature
Where did you find that, in the bargain bin of an esoterica bookstore?

this is a good one

I'd imagine that you'd get a few strange looks if you played a Banjo in Montana

but there's nobody here to watch me play :__:

I'd watch you play

Who /suburbs/ here

aww thanks boo

>bemoaning the written word

that's positively southern!

you should just complete the transition and rend the sleeves from your shirts

My comfy white suburb is my sanctuary. If a Chicano breached my fortress I would have to kill him

Fuck OFF you YANKEE SCUMM

I wish I could sing, I want to be one of those guys that can just pick up a guitar and start playing country songs. I have all the guitar skill skill needed but no vocal talent.

reminder when visiting yanks not to tap on the glass
it startles them

*shreds on my banjo over you*

I could play the violin or guitar with you

My grandad is like that

5/10 not enough land
t. future sub-suburb masterrace

Interesting thread.

Wish a coonie would overstep his boundaries near me.

Wow, a violent racist Southerner. Shocking!

youtube.com/watch?v=h4ZyuULy9zs

Wish blacks would fuck off back to Atlanta or wherever they came from buds

sorry, but that's bullshit, if you have any kind of innate ability to play an instrument than you can figure out how to hold a note with your voice. You just need to figure out a style that suits you. Find out your range, and don't sing without your guitar.

we could do duets down at the coffee shop

Thanc ya

You're displaying the typically aggressive and anti-social behavior of the Southern subhuman

>coffee

Did you know you're all bloody yanks?

o-okay

I don't even like in the south

quit being so damned puerile

we don't mind them
we have some of the best race relations in the us
>not drinking coffee
I'm starting to think it's you who's the trash

*live

I ain't sayin i was, but I ain't sayin I wasn't

Coffee is kind of Yankish desu

>not enjoying an iced mocha

I don't mind it in the mornings, just don't like coffee shops t bh

>kill
>coonie
>fuck off
I love it when Southerners can't help but reveal their violent and ignorant ways

The South is a dried shit stain on the sweaty underwear of America

we've all a good enough mind to gather your meaning from the context, no need to humiliate yourself

>enjoying an iced mocha

are coffee shops not dixie approved
where else am i gonna play my bob dylan cover songs

2/3 of those posters are from California

Wish you Northerners would get a decent edumacation before judging

Tea seems like a more Southern choice for a morning wake-me-up but that puts you in the position of drinking it unsweetened. Hard choice.

I. Just. Don't. Like. Them. Sweetie. :)

"The South was a mistake"

All niggers MUST fucking hang

>he doesnt have a pitcher already made

its yaupon tea but still tasty

>niggers
>lynching
It's like you people can't help but be violent unlawful trash

fair enough. coffee shops are breeding grounds for snobbery
I'm kinda addicted to the stuff, though. Started measuring my intake in pots of coffee back when I was 13. Haven't looked back

thats okay. i still like you

>that forehead

>Ruining food and drink with fat and sugar
A fine Southern tradition that suits your infantile ways

My uncle drinks it lightly sweetened if at all but my aunt loves to make it nearly thick as pancake syrup for their kids and grandkids.

"Thomas was a mistake"

>Started measuring my intake in pots of coffee back when I was 13.
Jesus. I have _a_ coffee every day or two.

Tea is fine in all variety, coffee is best left black,
and soup is no good if you throw out the broth
and water is well when all else you lack.

i like a slice of lemon in my tea

:3

Fuck, my aunt's like that. It's insane

Are we namefagging now?

>now

THE TRICK TO THE SIMPLEST SWEETEST SWEET TEA

make a simple syrup with 1 cup sugar and 1 cup water, add that to the tea instead of granulated so you don't have to dissolve all the sugar at once

>California
Southern California is full of Southerners because it's where all the dropouts/C-students come to join the Navy

Go near any nudie bar or Asian rub-and-tug and you'll hear the unmistakable twang of the Southerner as he loiters about looking to engage in criminal activity

You must be new here.
I'm the resident night owl who bumps the thread with shit like this, I make 'em myself.

To be fair, this general is oftentimes much more active than considerably more popular generals, and much homier.

>doesnt know redneck penman

whoops, thought you were accusing the Yank shitposter of samefagging, never mind
>this is your brain on phoneposting