Emmanuel Macron :

Emmanuel Macron :

>29 years old
>1m90
>100k euros per month
>Drive a Lamborghini
>Date a MILF
>Alpha
>Future president of France

And you ?

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I'm a little gay boi that likes tugging young boi cock.

I heard he was shit at debates, but good at speeches?
How is Le Pen at those?

>MILF
>not a mother, actually a granny
>not somebody anybody besides him wants to fuck
>probably a victim of molestation in school in massive denial

>And you ?
At least am not food

Le Pen is average but Macron is shit. So le Pen>Macron regarding the debates

Speech le Pen is good and Macron it is this

youtube.com/watch?v=WoLZYEO2-FQ

He's 39 yo and 173 cm tall. And his wife is old and ugly.

He's based though.

>generic who cares politician everybody's only voting for to not be racist
>based

>MILF
more like GILF
I bet he's cryptogay and keeps her as a cover

Why do the French switch alpha -> beta -> alpha -> beta presidents so regularly?
Like: De Gaulle was alpha. But then alpha Pompidou -> beta Giscard -> alpha Mitterrand -> beta Chirac -> alpha Sarkozy -> beta Hollande -> now Macron or Le Pen. You seem as OCD as Germans t.b.h.

ok but what is he going to do about muslims?

thank god he's 39, i thought for a sec that french people age really badly

>1'60m manlet
>fuck a 65 yo ugo
>is a closet homo and like to be the receiver
>scream when trying to make a speech
>he's from northern france

absolutely nothing, he's center left po

That's the wrong picture friendo

>Giscard -> alpha

wew lad

>denial
There were teachers in secondary school I would have loved to get molested by, shouldn't need to deny have sex with someone you find attractive

Why are all French presidents manlets?

>thank god he's 39, i thought for a sec that french people age really badly
Thank god he's 39, I thought for a sec there are people roughly my age who become presidents while I just sit here and shitpost all day long

He is Thatcherite on economics so France will turn turbo capitalist after his election.
That is actually a big difference to previous french politicians.

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not joking
seriously this guy is the final nail in the coffin for france, it's completely dead now and no way it ever becomes a real country again

during his mandate white people will become a minority and all opposition will be silenced

all i can hope for is that i don't get myself killed the next few years and i manage to save myself that's all

>He's based though.

>Macron described France's colonization of Algeria as a "crime against humanity". He also said: "It's truly barbarous and it's part of a past that we need to confront by apologising to those against whom we committed these acts."
>Unlike many French Socialists, including former Prime Minister Manuel Valls, Macron supports the open-door policy toward immigrants and refugees pursued by Angela Merkel in Germany and promotes tolerance towards immigrants and Muslims.
>Macron has expressed confidence in France's ability to absorb more immigrants and welcomes their arrival into Europe, asserting that the influx will have a positive economic impact
>Macron has endorsed proposals to make it mandatory for internet companies to allow the government to access encrypted communications from customers.

Imagine him pounding away at his wife's dusty old shriveled up granny pussy. I bet he calls her mommy in bed and makes her feed him with a bottle and burp him when he's stressed about politics.

I meant "alpha Pompidou", "beta Giscard", etc.

F

He is an ultra liberal, former invest banker who still works for big companies. He is a fake left

wtf I love Macron now

If you consider how left France is, he's on the right economically in their context.

yeah but leftist presidents didn't work our for you so he's probably a good option. I'd vote for him.

Am I closed minded if the only reason I can consider seriously for "dating" a woman much older than you like Macron or High Jackman is being a homosexual in the closet?

De Gaulle 2m
Chirac 1m90
Giscard d'Estaing 1m90

Stop please

he is a leftist too, he's planning to open the door for refugees seriously how is that even remotely right wing ?

>shit at debates, but good at speeches
That means he has no balls. Speeches are written by others, people speak for themselves at debates

why? and what do these colorful burgers have to do with Macaron

I didn't know Gaulle was that tall, damn.

You need to understand that Macron us just a demagogue. He said that about Algeria but then he said "colonization was a good thing, de built hospital and modern buildings"

He just want vote, that s it

>Emmanuel, if you win this debate I'll take you out for a Happy Meal later

Yeah he is not a braindead racist or a bigot. He's based.

you´ll be no different in 10 years mate

Does Putin do debates? I'm not attacking, I'm actually curious. I've heard his makes his speeches very matter-of-fact-y and sticks to getting the message out and nothing more.
I heard Stalin used a similar 'report' style.

That's a macaron

yeah ok you'll come and tell us that again in 5 years and the millions of dead french people he's knowingly going to cause

>not wanting to flood your country with immigrants is considered racist and bigoted

killyourself dumb nigger

>mmm *smack* who's my big boy? Let's go buy you a PlayStation game

How is he going to kill millions of French people during his 5 year presidency?

Nah, those are burgers

You´d first have to find someone who wants to debate Putin.
She bangin´
i´d bang her

he is just like Hollande and we all know the mass murder genocides under evil leftist Hollande's regime

I know he does those 4 hour long Q&A talks? We can now suppose that it's only selected questions and/or people that get to ask him but even then, that's a pretty long list of questions and answers.
Like or dislike Putin, you have to give it to him he's a cunning mf.

Simple. He let in half of isis and then proceed to make a statement saying we can't expulse them because of human right and shit.

kek

O-okay Vlad

de Gaulle was so tall that they had to make a custom bed for him when he visited Poland in 1967

No, he doesn't. This is how an average putin debate takes place
youtube.com/watch?v=ir1jSvirqcw

>You´d first have to find someone who wants to debate Putin.
I know a guy

Ne sois pas si conspiratif. Pas tous les immigrants sont des terroristes. Ils ne sont qu'une minorité (0,000001%)

Nothing will happen. He won't let in terrorists. Stop being racist and prejudiced.

there'll be bataclans all over the place, all the time, and he'll order the media to not talk about it

retard

Putin is a fox for sure, but I'm interested in his style because different peoples respond to different rethoric.
Trump has low appeal to Europeans, but high for mericans. I'm interested if Russians like the detached style of discourse. I think it could win elections in Bulgaria if someone knew how to do it.

I really don't see how a million frenchmen could die under his government.
Germans aren't dying in their thousands right now.
Something is fishy about your logic.

Jair Bolsonaro

>62yo
>idk desu
>25k BRL i think
>Drives a Maverick GT
>Married to a MILF
>Alpha and redpilled
>Future president of Brazil

We gud;

The next president is Luís Inácio Lula da Silva. He is our friend.

Trump's an extremely effective speaker because he uses copia all the time - it's generally seen as a rhetoric mistake to stumble upon words or stay silent trying to come up with a new argument, what's proposed instead is to repeat yourself and keep repeating yourself

You're more memorable and fluent this way, especially considering how big on stock phrases Trump is (America is always to be made great again, people he meets are always wonderful people, he sure loves them a lot etc)

Nah, too burned.

>Married to his school teacher
>alpha

Maybe she used to be hot back then when he was a school boi.

You think he does that on purpose? I thought he is just dumb

This technique is old as fuck and has been practiced at least since the classical antiquity, in fact Socrates used to use it as well

Só nos seus sonhos, coxinha

>wife is a bogdanoff

Fuck if this beta male wins there's seriously something wrong with France

It's actually good rethoric. It's a very old trick first recorded in China.
People are used to good speakers, but they perceive them as dishonest, when someone talks too well you get scared he'll try to talk you into buying shit you don't need or are politicians.
By speaking "poorly" the average person assumes you speak from your heart and not because you've trained to speak.
He also uses the language of the people, with little terminology, which is also something mistrusted.

All I said could be specific to America in Trumps case and style, that's why I said I think he would not manage in Europe, he wouldn't manage in Russia either I imagine.

Le Pen who refused to interview Japanese media is right.
The mass media in Japan are rotten.
I hope Le Pen will win.

>Macron described France's colonization of Algeria as a "crime against humanity"
True, and then the following day, he was repeating how French colonizers did a lot of good to Algeria, and should be thanked, so he could make peace with those he'd disgusted with his comments. He'll do anything to get elected, but at least his economic policies are more sound than Le Pen.

Damn shame as I would've much rather wanted to cast my vote for her.

How powerful is the president of France? Isn't it a parliamentary democracy?

He is 39 and 1m72, you liar.

yes but he isn't YOUNG and DYNAMIC

future president :)
9/10 :)

and you ? :)

Extremely powerful inside France. The General De Gaulle made sure of that, the president of the 5th republic can basically impose whatever the fuck he wants if he wants to. Much more than other western presidents.

No, I think it's one of the few in Europe where the executive is in the presidents hands.
He will still need parliament for laws, which is where macaroni is fucked the most.
Than again, le Pen would face the same issue if she ever won.

Fugg, how will he react when he has to debate strong, powerful, old Merkel? It's like an average Sup Forums basement dweller must defend his position against Anzu with a smile.

Le kool baguette pierre

I'd like to see his yarmulke

btw hope you french faggots are ready to be deployed in a "peace keeping" mission by the end of the year when Hizbollah, islamic brotherhood,Hamas, Syria and Iran strike pissrael

he doesn't have to debate fucking anything with germany, germany is owned by the same people that own macron
they are colleagues and will just do whatever they are told

>merkel starts talking about how much she hates the ecb buying bond
>he's just there licking his lips at increasing intervals

wew, starting my merkel/macron erotic novel right now

Powerful enough, being that he's the commander of the armed forces and is the one to enact which policies are to be followed, but he has to be shouldered by a majority of his own in Parliament to make reforms though. And he won't have one, and will have to be dependent on the right-wing party, so you can expect him to become "le more redpilled", or at least not be too much oof a lefty.

fuuuug it looks reptilian as fuck

>redpilled

His economic policy is already rightwing enough to cat those votes, no?
Wouldn't it be socialists blocking him at every step?
I guess in the social sphere it would be reversed.

Macron is the son of Clinton and Soros and the brother of Trudeau.

Why are people treating the election as a foregone conclusion? Is it still possible for Le Pen to win at this point?

Was Soros good looking in his youth?

>Chirac
>said fuck off to the yanks
>not alpha
>Sarkozy
>not beta

Theoretically yes, but Macron already got 2 million more votes than her in the first round and almost all Fillon voters will vote for him, as well as the whole left-wing anti FN vote. This is not a Democrats vs Republicans situation, it already happened with Chirac.

It's a 60:40 split, polls can fuck up, but they can't fuck up this hard.

years old

Actually Fillon is the one whos voter base is the most likely to vote Le Pen out of them all according to the charts I've seen.
She still get's less than half (out of those who will not abstain).

There's this thing called "popular vote" in real democracies that require the majority of the voters to back you if you're trying to be president. You might have heard of it :^)

There's nothing with not minding Israel though, and even having them as your allies, so long as you don't get encroached into their silly shenanigans in Syria, and do your best to maintain them pitted against Saudi Arabia.

>His economic policy is already rightwing enough to cat those votes, no?
Hmm, right-wing voters, and that I would know being one, are going to remain entrenched in their usual party logic though, and are going to empowered LR (right in France) so it can remain "current", since it was the third party in this election turn (thanks to Fillon tarnishing its name). Basically, him having to comply with the right means he'll have to ease down on some ta reforms he wanted to make (making the "tae foncière" climb, etc... and will have to put stronger policies against Islam).

Also his party isn't a legitimate party yet, which is why he won't win at the legislatives, and the right will.

>Wouldn't it be socialists blocking him at every step?
Socialists here are getting a lot more liberal here, since they know that their socialist policies haven't been working for the last decades. The only ones to want more socialism have banded with the communists now.

Which is why everyone is calling Macron a Hiollande drone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I thought Fillon was the turbo-Thatcherite?