Mfw Australians need to wear magnetic shoes because otherwise they would fall off the planet

>mfw Australians need to wear magnetic shoes because otherwise they would fall off the planet

>mfw czechs need to always have condoms on them in case they have to do a surprise porn video

>implying that's a bad thing

>mfw every czech taxi is a fake taxi

Lol

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>mfw australians ride kangaroos to work to help fistfight giant spiders

>czechs have to czech if the taxi is not fake taxi

czeched

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>mfw czechs always wear sandals so they fall off mountains

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>mfw married to the future president of France

Checked

>be a Brit
>breate
>your breath is so rancid it dissolves your Empire

>be croat
>be hated by all neighbours

>Be Bulgaria
>Get kicked the dick area

>lebanese cuisine
>lesbian cuisine

>Be Canadian
>Have bear porn

I didn't get this.

Can someone pls explain ?

>Be Chilean
>Pretend you're able to handle chilli

dumb joke about loads of czechs being in amature pornos

>be bosnia
>get nausea

>tfw I don't watch porn

Is it reall or just a silly stereotype ? I thought there were shit tons of Germans doing amateur porn but never heard of anything regarding Czechs

>God hates Australians so much, he made a hole in the Ozone Layer directly over Australia to kill them with skin cancer

stop making fun of each other pleas your so mean

>be Venezuelan
>have no access to basic food and water

>be
niggers

i´m not venezuelan

>mfw Britbongs need to have wank permission

good


shit

>Be Brazilian
>Wear a Bra

No it's not amateur, it's """"amateur"""".

Some real estate czech woman gets fucked in a backyard etc.

>UK
>U gay?

>Mexico
>Have a disgusting ex

>god made a hole in the ozone layer.
American "education"

>be Brit
>breath
>remember you forgot to renew your breathing licence
>police confiscate your lungs