You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible or this bird is going to stab you

You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible or this bird is going to stab you.

*small talks about the weather*

Hi where are the burger

OINK! OINK!

*gets shot*

I am greek

shit, I just got stabbed by the fucking bird...

am I being detained

...

*shoots the bird*

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ITS GONNA FUCKING KILL US FUCK SHOOT THE FUCKER ALREADY

>let me tell you all about your country, europoor

*Votes for Obama*

Oh yeah, i'm half Irish, some German, 30% French, 10% Native American, maybe some Polish, my grandmother-in-law is Japanese and Vietnamese, and the online test I took a week ago told me i'm Samoan.

the only letters I need to know are U, S and A baby

SO U FINNA B SAYIN THAT WE WUZ SUM KINDA LIKE A WE WUZ
*fucks white wowan*

I made beer brats with sauerkraut and apple slices with homemade french fries with a bacon gravy cheddar curd poutine. Then I fucked my girlfriend.

If it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German.

I love it when they give a percentage that isn't divisible by 2. Who thinks they can be 1/3 something? What did you have 3 parents?

"Holy moly"

Oh you're from Ireland? I'm Irish too!

ST. PADDY'S DAY
1/64th IRISH LET'S GO!
USA! USA! USA!

I'll just shoot the bird

*snips the tip*
easy

*bombs you into democracy*

*sucks a dick*

Hail to the one we selected as commander!

The success of my local sports team is more important to me than my child's academic performance.

taco uno dose quesadilla enchilada

Fuck communist healthcare.

States are completely different from each other! There is more culture between texas and florida than there is between spain and germany!

>or this bird is going to stab you.
Well at least he wont tase me, bro.

Don't insult my USA or I'll shoot you

Hola, ¿dónde están las hamburguesas? :DDD

5 de mayo!!! Happy Independence day Mexico!!!!! :DDDDDD

>Act
I don't have too. I am a proud American.

*votes for trump*
"I'M A RIGHT WINGER"

*uses knife to remove perfectly healthy and functional bits of my penis with no anesthesia*

>get shot
>die

That's so funny!

>Get shot
>Pay the ambulance 2000 dollars plus tip to take me to the hospital

*claps*
>gets shot

>Be American
>Shoot at things
>Get shot

Not American

I just microwaved water, does that counts?

Clap when they arrive at the hospital.

*shoots the nigger bird*

STOP RESISTING!!!

FREEDOM : DDDD

'Sup buds?

Shieeet imma blast yo bird ass muhfugga

I have an Irish heritage from my great-great-great-great grandfather. About time for me to come home to Dublin and visit my Irish cousin.

I'm so addicted to sugar, even my salt sachets need more dextrose.

THATS RIIIIIITE

underrated post

ill have a rootbeer thank you. oh youre out? fudge, give me some pop then.

OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shart In Mart

HURR DURR

DELETE THIS THREAD
IT'S ANNUDA NAHN-ELEYVIN

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahabàbababaab, good comedy

middle aged white guy with thick beard in plaid shirt and trucker cap resting on a rocking chair infront of his dilapidated house armed with a 12 gauge...
>yeeehhaww damrite son ew're makin murica great again

I a white, straight, male, English-Scottish-Irish-German-Mexican-African-American. My interests include anime, death metal, guns and videogames. My triggers include universal health care, kinder eggs, gun control, and people saying I'm not white. Please be respectful ok

>Plop in Shop

salutations my dudes

>get shot
I should've let the bird stab me

where is muh cheeseburger?

*rolls on scooter*

is this rape?