how goes /gf2017/ lads edition
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getting laid right now lad. fuck off Virgos
just had to chase a cane toad out of the kitchen
the existence of these horrid creatures is proof that there is no god
What's cunny?
PUA master here
you wanna get laid? do the following:
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over
pick up artist? more like PUKE up artist haha
just had to chase a virgin out of /brit/
the existence of these horrid creatures is proof that there is no god
Just got 4chanX, this is a bit mad
Fanny innit
for millennia my ancestors have successfully engaged with coitus, fought off numerous diseases, survived wars and natural disasters
however I, in 2017, cannot get a girlfriend
it's beggar's belief
fuck off reddit flags
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*hides the virgin stare*
*adopts a confident non-virgin stride*
haha alri /brit/ how are my fellow non-virgins doing?
as grandma used to say, a line a day keeps the depression at bay
This is why you should never have just one kid
The gf thing isn't as uncommon/bad. I know lads who haven't a gf but get laid.
i think she meant a line every 10 minutes
reminder girls can smell you virginity
whoa got notified when you replied, do it again
did the man kick the ball? hahaha
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no they can't
Australians what's it like to have a beach at your disposal any time you want with sand and sunny hot weather?
ah, I should let the record show that I do not get laid either
/16yogf2017/ goes poorly
your virginity is showing mate
very nice
Ye Olde Greggsnut
I had sex last night
just had a letter in from my bank
>your Cash ISA interest rate is being cut from 0.5% to 0.05%
Ah yes so 50p interest on every £1000 saved hmm yes excellent
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pinnacle of British dining desu
Yeah I'm just saying the never having had a gf thing isn't as bad as you lot make it out to be. If you were ever asked about it, you can literally say you've never had one (up to a certain age) and get away with it.
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did you lick it to get high?
smelly virgin bastard I can smell the cum in your balls from here
pooey bum
alri
Can you drink on the beach?
the potential-gf asked if I ever had one before, wasn't a big deal when I said no
>I had sex last night
me after a bit of the hard stuff haha
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the thermometer in my room is barely on double digits
Don't even care about being a virgin or not having a girlfriend. The mental anguish is from feeling undesirable, worthless. I don't actually want a girlfriend at all. I just want to know I could get one. Every time a girl has implicitly made herself available to me, I've never felt validated or pursued the offer because all these girls have been below my standards.
>up to a certain age
which is
nice
jf scum like you trashed one of the sydney beaches on boxing day so it's permanently banned there but most city beaches you can drink before sunset I believe
very comfy
how goes /'cide2017/ lads?
some lad on /brit/ summed up my feelings perfectly a few months back:
"The reason I'm still a virgin is that deep down I consider myself to be much more desirable than I factually am.
Even though rational thinking leads one to conclude I am a 5-6/10, I cannot fundamentally accept this. For this reason, I have scoffed at all the 5-6/10 girls that I have a chance with, because on a fundamental level I have convinced myself I am worth at least an 8/10 girl.
Still, I could never see myself accepting a 5-6/10 in my life. I would rather be a virgin. I am quite fine as it is really. Still waiting for that 8/10."
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sydneylad? fucking cold tonight, might have to wear some pjs so I don't freeze
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what's the relationship between canada and aus like irl? quite amicale I presume since you have quite a lot in common?
sorry
so is it better to tell the truth or lie?
You can transfer to get a better rate lad
>"The reason I'm still a virgin is that deep down I consider myself to be much more desirable than I factually am.
>Even though rational thinking leads one to conclude I am a 5-6/10, I cannot fundamentally accept this. For this reason, I have scoffed at all the 5-6/10 girls that I have a chance with, because on a fundamental level I have convinced myself I am worth at least an 8/10 girl.
>Still, I could never see myself accepting a 5-6/10 in my life. I would rather be a virgin. I am quite fine as it is really. Still waiting for that 8/10."
Oh Jesus Christ, oh fuck. Reading it put so succinctly disturbs me.
I don't know, maybe some time in your mid 20s? I'm not that age yet, but it seems like you couldn't pull off
>Dude I'm a player lmao
At that point, or it would be harder to do so convincingly
Get a 6/10, git gud at sex and acquire the confidence that comes with it, to raise your value
The Australians I meet are friendly IRL, they like to work at our Ski resorts and as tree planters
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>wearing pyjamas
Unless you have a literal vagina between your legs, this is unacceptable
Lie about what? Whether you've had a gf, or the reasons for it?
tbf it was probably more european/ english backpackers. don't really like that beach anyway but it's popular with younger people
personally hate the cunts but most people here are pretty receptive to them, a lot of people go to whistler for extended periods and a fair amount of canucks come here for extended holidays
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I've seen posts you people wouldn't believe. Paranoid schizophrenics on drugs off the shoulder of Belfast. I watched Tim Bryne's face glitter in the dark near his rented flat in High Wycombe. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to poo.
This I sleep fully clothed ready for the next day
ha poof
what do you do on colder nights?
>not sleeping naked
genuinely think if you asked most people theyd just group them with yanks on most things
theres a bit of a warmer feeling because theyre not quite yanks but for the most part theyre indistinguishable
recently i was reading about the agreement we have with them with embassies. if we dont have one in some country we can go and use theirs and they can go to ours (most of theirs in africa, ours in the pacific). thats alri
if you dont sleep nude you have something wrong with you
I sleep? I have a duvet mate
This
don't go to the beach
hate sand and sun
last time I did that a monkey sucked me off
this seems a little accurate but at least in my case it's more that I have absolutely no idea how to approach girls, I always default to acting uninterested and don't know how to move beyond that, terrified of showing I like someone and being completely shot down
I'm 20 years old and get bullied at college and at work by people younger than me.
dont sleep nude because my dog likes to sleep right in front of my cocknballs and it feels wrong
>duvet
doona
mine isn't thick enough for cold nights
you probably deserve it
What do they do to you?
Bullied or bantered?
HATE the canuck with the weed on the beach fantasies
used to feel the same and this lad sorted me out
made me realise that you shouldn't be ashamed of liking someone, if you say you're interested in someone and they say the feeling isn't mutual then fine, just move on
Well lying about having had a gf is not ideal because eventually it seems likely that questions will come up which you'll struggle with. Of course if you just want to be with said girl for a few weeks and fuck her it won't matter.
Being honest but implying it's because of other reasons can work too, eg say you've never had a gf but imply you've been with girls. That gets around harder questions and is semi truthful. Obviously don't say
>Oh yeah I've never had a gf because I'm a loser and hopeless with women
Maybe he'd like it
I got drunk on tinychat a couple weeks ago with some Ausies from Sup Forums. Weird people but funny but they all kinda seemed down/sad.
virginposting on /brit/ and suddenly this came on my spotify heh
me but without the delusion or thought of deserving a better girl. i just don't see the risk-reward being favourable to bother with a girl that's not top-tier
Weeds for gays. I'm on the liquor.
hey canadians can use our embassies too
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>Additionally, Canadian citizens can seek consular assistance at any British embassy or high commission where Canada is not represented.
fucking freeloaders!
britain is a cold country so a thick duvet is needed
the log is the best sleeping position
mate sort yourself out if you're actually going to youtube personalities for dating advice
I'm pathetic but not that low
>liqor
foy
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Important reminder that single people are BETTER than nuclear families
sleep with a summer weight duvet all year round
don't understand people who don't sleep flat on their backs
Fucking this. I just act completely aloof and disinterested and shut down anything because I have no idea how to handle it. Remember at school loads of people were telling me some girl was begging for it and I deliberately avoided her.
HAHAH
Remember being 15 and having the chance to get my first kiss and lose my virginity but I was too embarrassed that my first kiss and first shag were so late compared to what I thought was normal (though first kiss averaged at 10 and first bj at like 12) that I didn't go for it in case she could tell and laughed and told everyone else. Going on 23 now and still a KV lmao might kill myself for unrelated reasons haha
ignore the dating advice, look at his personal development stuff
In college during a presentation of some meme pre-req class two girls spent the entire time mocking my stutter, and afterwards one of their friends sarcastically congratulated me in a "look at me ironically communicating with the deviant" way.
At work the high school students throw food at me, make black social media style insults at me for being white (they are urban and the memes aren't just online), and take photos of me and edit them.
You get sleep paralysis you stupid cunt