Why can Portuguese guys get girlfriends so easily?

Why can Portuguese guys get girlfriends so easily?

because they get repeating digits

We can?

Do we?

If so it's probably because we're trained in hard mode over here. Fucking princess-complex stingy cunts, the lot of them.

i want a portuguese girlfriend with a temper, self-determination and without a princess complex

>temper
Easy
>self-determination
easy. Although she'll be determined to find a guy that gives her everything she whims. That's determination, in a way.
>without a princess complex
Fucking WHERE?!

s-sure, we totally c-can

ok, i dont even mind, eu quero unha gf AGORA

Podo facerme pasar por muller e se non prestas atención o galego parecerache portugues
Sírvete?

Se usar uma peruca, pode me servir!

why are the portuguese black when the rest of europe is white?

Also, galego é português.

>Rest of Europe
Asia begins at Vilar Formoso

Terás de deixar crescer o bigode.

Perdi,

10/10

Eres mulher? (macho)
Mostra boipucci

Because it is on our blood to get pussy, but even us have our eremits

>BR education
eu sei que com 20 anos a xente nao sabe multiplicar en brasil, mais pensaba que sabiam un minimo de historia.

t. Alberto Barbossa

Esta língua é Berdadeiramente harmoniosa

estou a mesturare galego e portugues tudo o posivel kek