I'm fucking retarded

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

I'm fucking retarded.
Wen't to a party last night and this ensued.

party lastnight, was pretty fun haven't been to one in awhile.
qt's everywhere.
qt approaches me and we talk for the entire duration i was there.
she got flirty rather fast, her and i both don't drink so we were sober and just talking about random topics.
It's getting a little late, i wanted to leave i was getting tired.
The night before i didn't sleep well so i was bretty tired.
Tell her im leaving

"Yeah i'm going to head out, i'm pretty tired."
"Oh wait let me get your number user!"
I give her my number, begin for the door
she is walking with me, don't know why.
Get to the door

Okay so before moving on, the house was really weird. They had an upstairs in the garage with a bed where my friend sleeps. It was his party, i know him well so i just went through the garage.

"Wanna go upstairs for a minute? Just to check things out?"
At this point i'm thinking "No, i want to go home and sleep"
"Nah i really have to be going"
"But user, there is a bed in there and everything lets go and check it out!"
She winked
"I'm really sorry i have to be going"
Leave

I got home, took a shower and realized what had just happened when i was taking a shower. I fucking cock blocked myself. Am i fucking retarded? She still won't text me back. God damn i want to kill myself. I go out to have a good time rarely and this is what happens? I fucking cock block myself?

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Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

I'm fucking retarded.
No user u not retarded u r just gay

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

Your friend should beat your ass for not fucking in his bed

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

I told him about it and he is just laughing at me now.

He won't stop and he told everyone. Fuck my life.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

maybe the story will reach the girl and she will see that you actually were interested in her.

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

She doesn't care. I've texted her twice and i called her once. Fucking hell

Joshua Morgan
Joshua Morgan

What did you text her

Nathaniel Stewart
Nathaniel Stewart

you should not call her...

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

give it a few days, maybe her phone dead, maybe she's busy. worst turn off to a girl is incessant text/calling. play it cool. YOU rejected HER (albeit accidentally) therefore you have the high ground

Chase Davis
Chase Davis

F
Sorry to hear that, user. Perhaps she'll end up texting back. Good luck with that.

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

Why would she make those advances if she didn't care or want it?
She's probably upset that you turned her down and ignoring you.
Give it some time and learn from your mistakes

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

"But user, there is a bed in there and everything lets go and check it out!"
Why didn't you pipe that bitch before going to bed, you acoustic nigger? If b8 then fuck u m8

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

How old are the two of you?

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

now close this thread, because the other replies won't make it better and will just make you do stupid shit

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

screen cap then post

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

you can always try meth

Ryder Morgan
Ryder Morgan

So.. she return to the party and fuck with a real man

Thats why she dont reply to you

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

post a pic of her plus her kik

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

she's not texting back cause she prob. found another one fag that same night to fill the gap you left.

Jordan Wright
Jordan Wright

this

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

I've been to a good few parties in my life and never did anything like that happen to me

this retard had a girl pretty much offer herself to him and did all the work for him and still, he didn't even get the hint

why is life like this

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

you will get that opportunity one day, I promise. And you will find some excuse not to do anything, I promise. That's how life is.

Jeremiah Cox
Jeremiah Cox

the sober girl isn't gonna find another sober guy tho

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

If she won't text you vack sge is a slut anyway. So why bother? Give you more headache in the end anyway

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

faggote

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

U R Winner

Gabriel Cooper
Gabriel Cooper

How old are the two of you?
I'm 19 she is 22.

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

True dat
new years party a few years ago
some friend flirting with some girl all night
she clearly isnt interested
comes over to me starts talking
we chat for a while nothing serious
friend comes over too obviously jealous
she ignores him, starts flirting with me
fuckmylifewhatdoido.jpeg
friend leaves, clearly pissed
girl says she wants to leave party with me
i excues myself to go to the toilet
ignore her rest of the night

Bros before Hoes, right? Right? Fuck!

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

What did you say in those two texts?

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Don't beat yourself up over this minor mistake, OP. I had a similar one last Friday.

Get to my friends party around 430pm last Friday
We both drop a tab a half hour later
Friend says he's gonna go pick up a couple girls
He leaves around 530, I'm already starting to trip
gets back around 545, both girls are tripping as well
what a pleasant surprise.jpeg
I start chatting it up with one of them
she's a cutie
my trip starts to peak around 800
I ask the girl who I've been chatting with how she's feeling and if she'd like to go smoke a bowl in my car and listen to some music
she excitedly says Yes!
we get into my car, start smoking and chatting it up
I get really horny while on acid
I get a hardon, she sees it
she asks why my dick got hard out of nowhere
I explain what acid does to me, she asks if I wanted to fuck in the back of my car, in the middle of a residential street
I figure why the fuck not, it's dark anyway. Minus my stereo, it changed colors periodically
we go into the back of my car
she starts to pull down her pants
my friend who threw the party decides to be a dick and peeks into the back, calls some friends over and proceeds to cockblock me
didn't get her number
want to kill myself

Pic is of her

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

be you
cock block yourself
tell the whole, utterly embarrassing story to a friend

At first, I thought you just made a blunder due to tiredness, but the pattern of stupidity seemed to continue the next day.

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

don't have sex in 3 years
go to Woodstock
250 000 people there
horny bitches everywhere
do what I do best - walk around and keep looking people in the eyes
don't make any move
watch concert, just standing and listening
8 sexy teenagers approach me
one grabs me by a hand "come, join us"
I start talking to her, trying to be honest, don't play any games
they ask why am I talking so slowly
I say I have a lot of tension to control
after an hour or something she asks why I don't approach girls
I say I'm a depressed faggot and I don't want to drag anyone down, because that's what I do
she says "no, you don't", but I can hear her voice shaking so I jokingly repeat after her "no, you don't" with my voice shaking
she says they need to go to sleep coz it's late, but she joins her group of friends and is not leaving
I ask if she wants me to walk away
she says "yes, but don't stress yourself"
I say "I don't, it just makes me sad"
we wave goodbye
I go to my tent and hold my tears

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

typical friend backstabs you

that's why I avoid having friends

Mason Green
Mason Green

she was a whore anyway, bro, don't beat yourself up

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

he doesn't have the high ground anymore, she more or less probably knows what happened either from OP or from the rumors, and especially after he texted AND called her.

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Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

this

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

Thanks, user, I just got to think of it like that. It does suck though, she had a banging body, it would have been fun to ravage it.

Christopher Murphy
Christopher Murphy

life is pain, my dude. dont bother asking why

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

Damn, user....

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

should have kept the pain to yourself, be honest but don't be THAT honest. When in doubt say nothing about your situation when someone comes onto you, you coulda had a great time, sex or no sex

Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

I have just observed Satan demanding to be Gods equal again. Hahah

Zachary Rivera
Zachary Rivera

Sleep > everything

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

If your bro sexually pleases you then yes bros > hoes

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

She was a sloot. You got needed sleep and don't have an accidental kid or STD now. Be happy, user!

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

I'm not gay or anything but in middle school i sucked his dick.

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

I'm not gay or anything
i sucked his dick
KEK! You fucking fag, you willingly performed a sexual act with another guy. You're a fucking fag for life.
B-b-but it w-was only th-th-that once time! I'M NOT GAY FOR GIVING A GUY A BLOWJOB!
No wonder you walked away from the girl at the party. I bet you would've stayed had she been a trap. Get in some more o' dat penis action.

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

Accidentally sucked his dick?

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

writing a whole paragraph about some other user being super gay, not realising he just made a funny joke.
you care so much about what makes or doesnt make you gay, you must be gay

Brayden White
Brayden White

Sup Forums
holy fuck op how can you fuck so much

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

you mean fuck so little

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

you're smart
usually idiots wait until their dick doesn't get up to realize their body is tellin them the whore trying to fuck isn't worth the fuck.
your body so smart it took control and made you gtfo before the awkward and risky situation even began.

should always trust your body user, those signals are smarter than you are. fo sho. you did gud

Brody Kelly
Brody Kelly

Well you'd fallen asleep and/or underperformed so you saved yourself an embarrassment

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

Op is a fag youtu.be/BGXOXNZ0x-Q

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