/brit/

Listening to baseline thinking about getting dizzed tomorrow night

>being this much of an asslicker


>and still living in the UK


lmao

That looks awful, lad. There are lovely yank houses, that isn't one of them.

Silencers still make significant noise

anime

>tfw even owning a shitty small terraced house is becoming an increasingly impossible feat unless you live in stoke on trent or somewhere

don't see the point in life to be honest. the picket white fence, wife and 2 kids dream is gone.

now you're just working just to be able to rent a space in a HMO flatshare, until you're 70.

only 24 but already considering buying viagra

I want a higher sex drive

Pathetic

Is it weird to tell a girl she's got great tits for an 18 year old? (she does)

tripsit for a couple of years when i was quite into drugs; I left because i got really paranoid and thought they were up to something after a couple of weeks of frequent psychedelic trips when in reality it was probably all in my head, now I can't go back because I don't think they'd understand and they've all probably moved on and forgotten about me by now anyway.

I even felt like I belonged for a fleeting moment before my demise.