>start out as a shitty punk band >make a novelty rap album based on the fact that none of them can rap >put out one decent album that's decent because other people made their beats for them >go back to shitty gimmicks, bad experimentation, hard rock cliches, really annoying, reddit-tier yelling >it gets a pass because "it's all ironic brah xD"
What's your excuse for listening to this band in 2017?
Cooper White
>start out as a shitty punk band That's their best work you pleb
Jace Hill
>start out as a shitty punk band They literally invented grindcore. Specifically their drummer a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL
Liam Ramirez
This but unironically. Fucking hate The Beastie Boys, most overrated group in all of hip hop
Leo Cooper
>the fat chick from Luscious Jackson invented grindcore
I've officially heard it all
Brayden Cox
They are the prime example of white privilege
Grayson Foster
Riot Fight
Isaac Anderson
but they're all Jews.
Ethan Phillips
They are the white version of Jews and they own the media and most of the money in the world.
Jackson Morris
>white >jews pick one
Julian Miller
lol I guess you're some sjw jew who acts like you dont benefit from white privilege while hating on other whites
Juan Barnes
jews conned you into your white privilege obsession, numbnuts
Hudson Long
Can progressives hurry up and die so we can start moving this country* forward PLEASE
Angel Powell
Licensed to Ill is a classic. It's the only rap I've got in my collection if Rapture by Blondie and nu-metal don't count.
Easton Young
are the Beastie Boys white Jews like Zimmerman was a white Hispanic?
Isaiah Brown
Zimmerman is a white jew.
William Carter
Literally the best thing to come out of Hip Hop was the Beastie Boys.
Adrian Young
no, he is an Ashkenazi Jew.
Jews aren't white. Jews themselves don't believe they are Caucasian.
Tyler Bailey
>muh jews >muh white privilege
you goys are pathetic.
Christopher Nelson
>whites beat black men at their own game how can one race be so incompetent?
Nicholas Williams
Their skin pigmentation says otherwise.
Ryan Clark
their Talmud says otherwise
Noah Harris
Hi Schlomo
clever ruse you've got going
Ian Wright
can you explain Schlomo to me, kind sir, I see you catching this hoodlum thread to thread and I applaud your work
Jose Cook
hey guys can we talk about music
Michael Brooks
>one decent album They've made 4 9/10s and a 10, so nah. You're also underestimating how well their bars impact the music on Paul's Boutique, that's what makes it perfect.
Jeremiah Foster
>They've made 4 9/10s bwahahah....they have 2 good records. Ok 3, if we're counting the instrumental one.
Ayden Foster
what?
look at OP picture
LOOK. OPEN YOUR EYES.
they're white, and Jewish in fact, lots of Jews are white (particularly Ashkenazim)
Jeremiah Sanchez
At least I brought Bob Dylan into it.
Dylan Ortiz
Licensed to Ill to Hello Nasty is unironically the best streak in hip-hop
Justin Phillips
JEWS THEMSELVES DO NOT CONSIDER THEMSELVES CAUCASIAN.
They consider themselves their own separate race.
This is not my opinion.
(but you know that shill)
Zachary Miller
Does that mean they're right?
Jaxon Nguyen
LTI kinda sucks PB is good CYH is good IC and HN began their period where they thought that name dropping a bunch of pop culture references was somehow meaningful or interesting.
Oliver Long
considering the inbreeding (again, not my opinion).....yes.
Dylan Gray
>LTI kinda sucks "no" >IC and HN I'll probably downgrade HN to an 8 but IC is definitely still awesome
Jaxon Reed
They only call themselves white to tell the true white people about their "privileges" and try to put us down
Nolan Lopez
OP didn't even mention race, or religion
Try to stay on tpoic
Matthew Clark
>PB is good Dust Brothers are good >CYH is good Money Mark and Mario Caldato Jr are good
let's be real about it
Ayden Ward
*sheistering intensifies*
Samuel Perez
The Beasties are very important to those records tho
Levi Price
are they? idk
PB and CYH has a cool vibe, I'll give them that.
But by around 1993 all they did was name drop hip or obscure (to normies) pop culture references. What's so hard about that?
I would argue that after around '93 the Beasties where sort of irrelevant.
And what have they done since then that was so great?
Austin Martinez
You're wrong on every line.
Ryan Morales
>What's your excuse for listening to this band in 2017? I was born before 2000.
Henry Sanders
i love the beastie boys wassup guys
John Martinez
This.
Isaac Morris
and you think eminem and atmosphere are some of the best rappers too huh