Start out as a shitty punk band

>start out as a shitty punk band
>make a novelty rap album based on the fact that none of them can rap
>put out one decent album that's decent because other people made their beats for them
>go back to shitty gimmicks, bad experimentation, hard rock cliches, really annoying, reddit-tier yelling
>it gets a pass because "it's all ironic brah xD"

What's your excuse for listening to this band in 2017?

>start out as a shitty punk band
That's their best work you pleb

>start out as a shitty punk band
They literally invented grindcore. Specifically their drummer a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

This but unironically. Fucking hate The Beastie Boys, most overrated group in all of hip hop

>the fat chick from Luscious Jackson invented grindcore

I've officially heard it all

They are the prime example of white privilege

Riot Fight

but they're all Jews.

They are the white version of Jews and they own the media and most of the money in the world.

>white
>jews
pick one

lol I guess you're some sjw jew who acts like you dont benefit from white privilege while hating on other whites

jews conned you into your white privilege obsession, numbnuts

Can progressives hurry up and die so we can start moving this country* forward PLEASE

Licensed to Ill is a classic. It's the only rap I've got in my collection if Rapture by Blondie and nu-metal don't count.

are the Beastie Boys white Jews like Zimmerman was a white Hispanic?

Zimmerman is a white jew.

Literally the best thing to come out of Hip Hop was the Beastie Boys.

no, he is an Ashkenazi Jew.

Jews aren't white. Jews themselves don't believe they are Caucasian.

>muh jews
>muh white privilege

you goys are pathetic.

>whites beat black men at their own game
how can one race be so incompetent?

Their skin pigmentation says otherwise.

their Talmud says otherwise

Hi Schlomo

clever ruse you've got going

can you explain Schlomo to me, kind sir, I see you catching this hoodlum thread to thread and I applaud your work

hey guys can we talk about music

>one decent album
They've made 4 9/10s and a 10, so nah. You're also underestimating how well their bars impact the music on Paul's Boutique, that's what makes it perfect.

>They've made 4 9/10s
bwahahah....they have 2 good records. Ok 3, if we're counting the instrumental one.

what?

look at OP picture

LOOK. OPEN YOUR EYES.

they're white, and Jewish
in fact, lots of Jews are white (particularly Ashkenazim)

At least I brought Bob Dylan into it.

Licensed to Ill to Hello Nasty is unironically the best streak in hip-hop

JEWS THEMSELVES DO NOT CONSIDER THEMSELVES CAUCASIAN.

They consider themselves their own separate race.

This is not my opinion.

(but you know that shill)

Does that mean they're right?

LTI kinda sucks
PB is good
CYH is good
IC and HN began their period where they thought that name dropping a bunch of pop culture references was somehow meaningful or interesting.

considering the inbreeding (again, not my opinion).....yes.

>LTI kinda sucks
"no"
>IC and HN
I'll probably downgrade HN to an 8 but IC is definitely still awesome

They only call themselves white to tell the true white people about their "privileges" and try to put us down

OP didn't even mention race, or religion

Try to stay on tpoic

>PB is good
Dust Brothers are good
>CYH is good
Money Mark and Mario Caldato Jr are good


let's be real about it

*sheistering intensifies*

The Beasties are very important to those records tho

are they? idk

PB and CYH has a cool vibe, I'll give them that.


But by around 1993 all they did was name drop hip or obscure (to normies) pop culture references. What's so hard about that?

I would argue that after around '93 the Beasties where sort of irrelevant.

And what have they done since then that was so great?

You're wrong on every line.

>What's your excuse for listening to this band in 2017?
I was born before 2000.

i love the beastie boys wassup guys

This.

and you think eminem and atmosphere are some of the best rappers too huh

Try try again huh Schlomo?

eminem is good yea

never heard of atmoshpere what is that?

Fuck you Check Your Hear is great